Justin Gaston 'PARENTS' NIGHTMARE'

Justin Gaston 'PARENTS' NIGHTMARE'

The Details December Power Issue recognizes Miley Cyrus' underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston, 20, as #37 in the Top 40 Most Influential Men Under 40. LMAO. The excerpt on 'Parents' Nightmare' Justin:

If Miley Cyrus baring her shoulders was deemed scandalous by the parents
of her tween-age fan base, what kind of effect will her running around with a 20 year old underwear model have? One parent doesn't seem troubled, the Disney star's manager dad, Billy Ray, who may have brokered the relationship.

Now that Justin Gaston has landed the world's most worshipped tween idol, he's redefining what boyfriend means to girls ages 4 to 14. Out: dimpled, asexual Zac and Cody. In: strapping dude who earns a living showing off his package. When teen-pregnancy rates climb, guess who will get the blame?

Of course, Gaston made sure to take Cyrus to a church service in Pasadena
on one of their first dates, and the starlet maintains that there'll be no sex until marriage. Even if that turns out to be true, in many parents' minds he's already finger-banging their young daughters. Photo: INF.


83 comments:

Cindy Cindy said:

HOLYSHIT!

ahahaha
the last part is the best.

xD

natalie u. natalie u. said:

thats pretty hilarious! what does 'influential' mean now a days?

celine celine said:

I AHTE MILEY SO MUCH!
ILY CHRISTOFER DREW
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NEVERSHOUTNEVER

Anonymous said:

hahahah, how surprising..

Anonymous said:

JUSTINGASTONSUCKS. :( MILEY, PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER WITH NICK.

hahah hahah said:

sif uleh

lesha lesha said:

haha wow. i love how this guy is actually above nick jonas. thats just sad.

wowzers wowzers said:

ha ha ha ha ha ha he's probably finger banging her!!!!!!! Finally someone had the balls to spread the truth:)

Anonymous said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SOMEONE SLAP ME, THERES NO WAY THAT ASS SHOULD BE ON THE LIST. whats he on there for? inspiring men to date young teens? jackass..

and meili is plane oogly!

lmao forever lmao forever said:

lmao ok now i know this list is a joke if justin is on it.

Kat Kat Kat Kat said:

in many parents' minds he's already finger-banging their young daughters
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LMAO! that made my day
oceanup i love you <3

Anonymous said:

uhm oceanup nick jonas is number 24
get the damn numbers right!
theres no way this shit head is above nick!

rii rii said:

nah justin is 37 while nick is 24, oceanup just made a typo. it would be funny if he was higher tho. the article is funny but i think the end part is a lil too far.. srsly finger banging? ionno i just find it weird how a magazine that isnt even a tabloid magazine is talking in detail about a 16 yr olds sex life.

janice janice said:

why the heck is he on the list? dhasfhdsklfhakldsjfh miley could do so much better. I mean hey, he's not bad to look at but seriously 16 year olds dating a 20 year old seems just really weird.

Eww Eww said:

Who in their right mind would think he's influen tial?? wtf is this world coming too

Haha Haha said:

at least nick is number 24
god grief this list is a joke is justin gaston is on it. influential doesnt even fit in his category.

Anonymous said:

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

SelDemiJonas SelDemiJonas said:

Now that Justin Gaston has landed the world's most worshipped tween idol, he's redefining what boyfriend means to girls ages 4 to 14.
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ur kidding me right? o_O
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person person said:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

in many parents' minds he's already finger-banging their young daughters.

MAYBE THATS WHY SHE GIGGLES ALOT XD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

ilovechrismartin ilovechrismartin said:

Statutory statutory statutory... And yeah, he does belong on the list if he's dating Miley. Obviously she's too much of a moron to see that he's using her, so she'd be enough of a moron to do whatever he says with her millions. Ha, you'd think her parents would at least have half a brain. Gotta love watching trash like the Cyrus family.

lesha lesha said:

o ok. oceanup is just a screwup. i was gonna say.. there is no way. the end makes me laugh though.

niley&lt;3 niley&lt;3 said:

god i fell sorry for miley
not one nice comment above there^...
pathetic.

J J said:

EWW LMAO!
that made my day! so true!
he has way too meany fingers :s

Anonymous said:

MILEY AND HER BF ARE SO GROSS!
he fingers her at night!
shes always so giggly and humping the stage when she performs lmao!!

Muhaha Muhaha said:

whats pathetic is that you still in the niley stage...tahts was so last year sweetie.

i cause trouble i cause trouble said:

she and justin sucks together
and hows he on the list> he should be on the popular hooker owners list becuse mileys a hooker and popular at the same time. toodles!

Anonymous said:

ll these comments :']

Anonymous said:

dude,
its amazing that both of miley cyrus
boyfriends are on the list
its like she brings them these things or something

Me Me said:

Ok that to me is just plain disgusting! That part about the finger banging was just crossing the line! I hate how everyone picks on Miley for dating him and judges Miley's family for letting Miley date him and judges Miley because she wants to date him...If Billy Ray and Tish are ok with them dating than he must be a decent guy..I mean there is no way for any of us to know if he is using her or not But we have never met him and they have..So im going to trust their judgement and assume that he is a decent guy...until I am reason to believe other wise

ily ily said:

well whatdaya know.
all of miley's boyfriends are on the list.
hahah :)

Me Me said:

Oops I kinda repeatd the same thing when I said "I hate how everyone picks on Miley for dating him and judges Miley's family for letting Miley date him and judges Miley because she wants to date him" and I meant to say "until I have reason to believe other wise"

stephanie stephanie said:

what.
cause im 14 im stupid?
like i really look up to miley and want to be
everything she is?

HJAHAHAHAHAH!
wow.
don't underestimate the power of youth.

i know i spelled that wrong.
ahah

Anonymous said:

If he hasn't slept w/her yet, then he's at least gone to third base with her. i mean, he's 20 years old. How many 20 year olds do you know that can keep their hormones in line? How many 15 year olds do you know that can keep their hormones in line, especially when they're dating an older person? Seriously, it's very doubtful that Miss Cyrus is anywhere near pure...especially if she's dating a 20 year old underwear model...Logic and biology is not on her side.

trisha trisha said:

LKDJSBDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
what? its not amazing both of them is on the list whats amazing is that
NICK is on the list for a completely different reason
while juistin is on the list BELOW nick for dating miley slutrus, the teen pop sensational stripper.

amaaaazinnnng

and this article is gross, JG is a pedo

Anonymous Anonymous said:

HE IS SOO FUGLY HE LOOKS SOO OLDD

Team ME &lt;3 Team ME &lt;3 said:

once you hit the age of 15 your hormones go dang crazy. and her dad said it himself mileys harmoes will go crazy. then justin is 20, and showing his huge ass dick in the cam is a hormones freak. trust, theyve touched each other already.

Anonymous said:

this article is a joke right?
becuz if its real and being serous then i can breathe under water

haha haha said:

HAHA this is hells funny

lmfao he's such a pedophile and miley is NOT a role model anymore
any 4 year old who wants to be a prostitute can look up to her i guess

Jake Jake said:

u must be outa your unnatural mind.

dang dang said:

Top 40 Most Influential Men Under 40.

it should be called Mileys hook up list

Beep Beep said:

Miley is NOT a role model
its so obvious when you see kelly ripa and those other ladies talk about their kids being disciplined and when they interview miley, they act all nice and call her successful and a good role model its all bull, theyre just sucking up to her for the camera and anyone can see that. No one thinks shes role model type, she completely fails at it. And EW are these people serious? justin 37??? he should be the last one on the list!

diane n. diane n. said:

i agree on everything you said, except for the last part, he shouldnt even be on the list!

Anonymous said:

omg all these comments are hella funny...finger banging omg that made my day lmfao but....everybodys gonna start saying that if its true that demis dating alex...but miley still a slut tho even b4

Mystery Man Mystery Man said:

BINGO!

yay yay said:

ok, its so obvious that no one of you have ever fallen in love, cause you cant choose who you like and who you dont! do you guys rlly think that miley should live her whole life just thinking about what 4 year olds are allowed to copy? she has a right to grow up and be a normal kid. and just cause justin is 4 years older than her, doesnt mean that he is pedophil, if she was 13 you could bash him. besides all of us know that mileys mom tish is totally rigid with her and if miley is allowed to go out with justin, than he must have been aproved by her parents, cause tish knows that everyone would talk about them. and this magazine is so gross, to talk about a 16 yr old girls sex life, he s probably haveing some weird little fantasies on miley...eeeewww

brooke davis brooke davis said:

LOL
FINGER BANING!!!!

it's me. it's me. said:

this got to be a joke...
more drama coming...
anyways, I love miley.

it's me it's me said:

just leave the girl alone.
it's her personal life, I don't hane anything to do with with her personal life, and neither has any of you guys.
you guys should stop caring so much about those things, miley is an awesome singer, song writer, actress, she plays the guitar, is learning piano, she's down to earth, she's good to her fans, she's nice to everybody and all, and that's what really matters, that's why I'm a fan.
and man, who are we to judge?
if you don't like her, just don't waste your time with her.

;) ;) said:

hey people, grow up and stop caring so much about her personal life.
miley's amazing.

JonasDemileySelVanessaZacAshley DISNEY!!!!!! JonasDemileySelVanessaZacAshley DISNEY!!!!!! said:

i seriouslyy dont careee loll
miley can do whatever she wants
idccc that shes dating a 20 yr old
people just make it a big idea cuz shes hannah montana
and worshipped by little kids everywhere
its insane
and btwww this is gayy
cuz teen pregnancy isnt climbing its lowering thanks to all the awareness
miley is awesomeeee
i dont give shitt bout some 20 yr olddd
i bet alott of people would kill to date some older celeb

JonasDemileySelVanessaZacAshley DISNEY!!!!!! JonasDemileySelVanessaZacAshley DISNEY!!!!!! said:

oceanup should seriously stop posting so many things
hting on miley's and justin's relationship
its getting annoying
seems like alot of people dont seem to care

MileyFan MileyFan said:

wtf no one knows if they slept together the last comment was uneccesary and not funny but i guess b/c im mature and dont act like an ass it's not funny to me

Team Miley!

Team Miley!!1 Team Miley!!1 said:

ok, its so obvious that no one of you have ever fallen in love, cause you cant choose who you like and who you dont! do you guys rlly think that miley should live her whole life just thinking about what 4 year olds are allowed to copy? she has a right to grow up and be a normal kid. and just cause justin is 4 years older than her, doesnt mean that he is pedophil, if she was 13 you could bash him. besides all of us know that mileys mom tish is totally rigid with her and if miley is allowed to go out with justin, than he must have been aproved by her parents, cause tish knows that everyone would talk about them. and this magazine is so gross, to talk about a 16 yr old girls sex life, he s probably haveing some weird little fantasies on miley...eeeewww
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i agree but i dont think the magazine wrote some of that i think oceaup added in their own words..as usual!!

Anonymous said:

watch and laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWlLdwZWQFA&eurl=http://www.orkut.com.br/...

Carisssa Carisssa said:

OMG!..Isn't that where Jamie Lynn Spears met her baby daddy!!..Church...hahaha and he is older then Jamie, and they both said they were going to stay pure till marriage...see guys Miley is sixteen if the cycle repeats itself she will be preggers just like Jamie!...

BAHAHAHA!!!!

vhrisidjs vhrisidjs said:

oh wow.
thats rape.
she needs someone in her age group.
the law is for her too.

vhrisidjs vhrisidjs said:

If he hasn't slept w/her yet, then he's at least gone to third base with her. i mean, he's 20 years old. How many 20 year olds do you know that can keep their hormones in line? How many 15 year olds do you know that can keep their hormones in line, especially when they're dating an older person? Seriously, it's very doubtful that Miss Cyrus is anywhere near pure...especially if she's dating a 20 year old underwear model...Logic and biology is not on her side.
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my new hero.

:] SUMMER [: :] SUMMER [: said:

wow... people now a days will do anything to mess up someones relationship by saying stupid stuff. leave them alone seriously.. i love how when all of you are saying they did bad things because they cant control their hormones, your bashing yourself too, so get that through your head. im not a big fan of her, but seriously people, get over it im sure they dont care about what you have to say! :] and by the way i know plenty 15yrs that can control thereself.

Cheyenne Cheyenne said:

"LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

in many parents' minds he's already finger-banging their young daughters.

MAYBE THATS WHY SHE GIGGLES ALOT XD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!"

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That was amazing!
Aha!
=]

ummmm? ummmm? said:

gosh i cant stand him!!!
cant she see he is just using her to get popular???!!

ummmm? ummmm? said:

they say he is influential because he somehow got billy ray to allow him to date miley and now he already kind of making decisions for her i mean he chose the guy for her video! who knows what else he'll do? he is just using her!
but influenitial??
yeah right

Claire Claire said:

lol i love that! Miley is ok, but Justin's just gross. and the age difference disturbs me. poor Miley.

it's me. it's me. said:

ok, its so obvious that no one of you have ever fallen in love, cause you cant choose who you like and who you dont! do you guys rlly think that miley should live her whole life just thinking about what 4 year olds are allowed to copy? she has a right to grow up and be a normal kid. and just cause justin is 4 years older than her, doesnt mean that he is pedophil, if she was 13 you could bash him. besides all of us know that mileys mom tish is totally rigid with her and if miley is allowed to go out with justin, than he must have been aproved by her parents, cause tish knows that everyone would talk about them. and this magazine is so gross, to talk about a 16 yr old girls sex life, he s probably haveing some weird little fantasies on miley...eeeewww
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AMEN TO THAT! totally agree :D

Anonymous said:

i love miley!!!!

Anonymous said:

I don't think that mom Tish is exactly a moral compass. Think she probably allows this relationship as Miley would probably be off with someone else, at least this way they know what they are getting with Justin since Billy Ray knew him first and invited him into their lives. After all, Miley is the main breadwinner in that house, and who are they, her parents, to tell her no!

Anonymous said:

you guys are pathetic.
but, miley, please, DITCH HIMM, ok? im sorry, ive tried to like him, but seriously, your blinded by his utter hotness. does anyone remember when like in 2006 she said in interveiws that her problem with guys is that she always kinda gets blinded by their hottness && cant see theyre not good for her..? dont know if its goosip, but from what i see, miley, hes startin to pass you up && movin on. cuz aint givin any && he aint no virgin. SO DITCH HIM && WRITE A HIT SONG SONG ABOUT IT && HE'LL BE OVERRR.

Anonymous said:

ok, its so obvious that no one of you have ever fallen in love, cause you cant choose who you like and who you dont! do you guys rlly think that miley should live her whole life just thinking about what 4 year olds are allowed to copy? she has a right to grow up and be a normal kid. and just cause justin is 4 years older than her, doesnt mean that he is pedophil, if she was 13 you could bash him. besides all of us know that mileys mom tish is totally rigid with her and if miley is allowed to go out with justin, than he must have been aproved by her parents, cause tish knows that everyone would talk about them. and this magazine is so gross, to talk about a 16 yr old girls sex life, he s probably haveing some weird little fantasies on miley...eeeewww
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LMAO. your soooo freakin right

Anonymous said:

btw, the media && fans ALWAYS FXIN RUIN celebs relationships. WHY? do you guys have SUCH boring, sad, emo, depressing lives that you havta ruin others'??? WHAT THE HELLLLLL??!!?!?!!??! hollywood ruins EVERTHING. && EVERYTHING ruins hollywood. =/

Anonymous said:

BLAH.
go miiiley. xD

megan megan said:

i hate just soo much he is just using her and she needs to break it off with him

Anonymous said:

woah?
um. he hasnt done anything.
i love miley and all but wtf?

ashersz ashersz said:

do u think miley fucked him ??? lmaooo

Kelly Kelly said:

DAYUM, oceanup.
You've got BALLS O__O XD

TishaNichole. TishaNichole. said:

Okay that just pisses me off.

Anonymous said:

ok, its so obvious that no one of you have ever fallen in love, cause you cant choose who you like and who you dont! do you guys rlly think that miley should live her whole life just thinking about what 4 year olds are allowed to copy? she has a right to grow up and be a normal kid. and just cause justin is 4 years older than her, doesnt mean that he is pedophil, if she was 13 you could bash him. besides all of us know that mileys mom tish is totally rigid with her and if miley is allowed to go out with justin, than he must have been aproved by her parents, cause tish knows that everyone would talk about them. and this magazine is so gross, to talk about a 16 yr old girls sex life, he s probably haveing some weird little fantasies on miley...eeeewww
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LMAO. your soooo freakin right
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i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sara Sara said:

WTF! R U SERIOUS! LMAO! I DON'T LIKE HIM. I LIKE HER. BUT WTF! THAT'S HILARIOS. SERIOUS. BUT FUNNY. Xd

Anonymous said:

lmao that was funny as hell
probably true too

crystallll :D crystallll :D said:

what does finger banging mean? =/
damn im 14 and i dont know lmao.

CCC CCC said:

QFT!

Mariah B. Mariah B. said:

haha really guys?
let her love who she wants
its her life who are you to judge them?
be mature.

... ... said:

How is he influential? He wouldn't be known if he wasn't Miley's "really, good friend."

Bree Bree said:

Wtf ! This is sooo effin funny !!
haha if you not having sex
your doing something ! ahaha
The age is like okay whatever but
he's not a little virgin and her cuteness
will wear off then he'll go in for the kill
LMAO !!

mandy mandy said:

WTF FINGER BANGIN!!! DUDE BALLS BANGING!!

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