Girl Gives UP Jonas Brothers For LENT

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
SUCKERRRRRR:D
IT WAS SOOOOO GOOOOD:]

Was this REALLY worth posting?

ahhhhhhhhh i would diee
but im not seeing the movie tonight cause my friend is sick and i CANNOT see it without her so im waiting

she needs a life.

badly.

WHOAAA I WAS ACTUALLY FIRST!
HAHAHA

ahaha!
thats hilarious!
so glad i'm not catholic!

NOT first.
and i dont care.

okay....?

ahahha thats too funny thats what i should have given up for lent

i had to do what i had to do.

wow..that girl needs help
is she's mad cause she didn't go to
the premier today

hey, i had to give up something.. i just wanted to see how long i could last..

She should have just given up soda like I did.

how can you forget that?
i live in australia and i knew..

agreed ... Slow day oceanup ?? Who the hellll is lent anyways ?

OMG BREAKING NEWS GIRL GIVES UP JONAS BROTHERS like tons of people have done before

was this really worth posting?

I know, its silly Sadiezz. I read about this. I think she is one that frequents the IMDB JB boards& thats where I saw this

I gave up sex.

yep. it's a VERY slow day.

Then why are you on here lol?
Your giving in!
Stay strong girl!
For now, check out pictures of other hotties (should I recommend Chace Crawford, or Cristiano Ronaldo)!
And listen to other good music.
Must be tough, but you can do this!

thasts kinda hard cuz there everywhere internet, tv, movies
radio , ... there in stores ... what do u do if u see something jb ... close ur eyes ... she was probably like shit _ jb movie! / speaking of lent i in need to pick something

im catholic..dnt be makin jokes about ppls reigion

wow she's creepy
girl needs a life and a boyfriend!

LMAO, those jonas secret girls are out of their damn minds. THEY'RE NEVER GONNA MARRY YOU, GIRLS, GO GET LAID.

AHA!
sucks for you!
I SAW IT
AMAZING
MY THROAT HURTS MY LEGS AND MY HEAD
IT WAS LIK A PARTY
IN MY THEATER!
EVERYONE WAS ROCKING OUT!
AND FAINTING
AT THE SHIRTLESS SCENE!
IT WAS PHENOMINAL

agreed ... Slow day oceanup ?? Who the hellll is lent anyways ?
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you're fucking kidding right?
do you live under a rock?
how do you not know what lent is?
it's a catholic tradition...

hahahahahaha thats fuckin awesome. she's now my best friend.

i could never do this!

ahaha!
thats hilarious!
so glad i'm not catholic!

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ha, you're funny...
not all catholics gave up the jonas brothers...
try again later

haha jonas secrets pics ... if u guys wanna be creeped out and not fans look up jonas secrets ... some girls are weird

wtf. People actually made those arts up there? That's...kinda sad.

LoL. And 2 the people who said what is lent, r u stupid?

wow. what if you were walking on the street and u SAW the jonas brothers? lol. that would stink! if u were giving them up for lent.

I gave up sex.
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Lmao i hope your joking!

um, oceanup , out of all secrets you chose those?
come on now, those are the creepy ones.

creepin'

she can always see it tomorrow

LMFAO@ the 'Secrets' pics.

I get a good laugh out of those.

LENTT thats what its called i thought it was advent i get them mixed up all the time thanks oceanup

Lmao, I'm Catholic. I gave up cursing but it didn't really work out. Olivia, i'm sure god wouldn't be mind if you slipped a little :P one showing of the movie wont kill you.

xo, Margaret

it was pathetic.

watch the jonas brothers come to her town for the invasion .... that sucks!

she can always see it tomorrow

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lent lasts forty days

um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.

CATHOLICS ARE COOL!

I gave up sex.
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Lmao i hope your joking!

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No, I'm not.

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know.

stfu oceanup no one cares what that stupid little girl gave up...todays obvz a slow post day.

i gave up sucking tits

Your face is pathetic!

Olivia is a bitch then. forgetting about our movie.
we hate her and all our fans. we only care if u guys see
the movie so we can get money and buy sex toys to jack off with..we also fuck each other in the ass and We PONE Frankie. he wont be taking a shit for awhile.Well its time for Nick and his small dick to get fucked by Joe and me (Kevin)
Love,
Joe,Nick,Kevin

hahaha sucks for her. it was amazing! i miss them
already. i could see it again and again

I gave up sex.
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Lmao i hope your joking!

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No, I'm not
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nevermind..just realized what i wrote..! ignore that comment!

i gave up on miley

um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.
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Hah, seriously! lol. Wheres miley when u need her? hah.

Ngl, I really don't like them. They don't bring the lolz. Ever.

I don't understand why everyone's making a big
deal out of the shirtless scene? Seriously, have
you never seen a guy take off their shirt?

"He doesn't want to wake up because he's dreaming of me!"

...really?

More for me, then. ;)

joe comes to her "can i borrow your pen" ... she crys " "No.. i cant give it to u!" ... runs away crying ... he thinks a just asked for a pen
^^^^^^ i know stupid story and im bored and i dont know why he would want a pen

Olivia is a bitch then. forgetting about our movie.
we hate her and all our fans. we only care if u guys see
the movie so we can get money and buy sex toys to jack off with..we also fuck each other in the ass and We PONE Frankie. he wont be taking a shit for awhile.Well its time for Nick and his small dick to get fucked by Joe and me (Kevin)
Love,
Joe,Nick,Kevin

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perfect example of someone who sits home on friday nights and cries themselves to sleep.

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know
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exactly i don't know what it is b/c im a christian!

um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.
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Hah, seriously! lol. Wheres miley when u need her? hah.
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she is up your ass

lmfao.
just wow.

i gave up on drugs :]

I gave up sex.
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Lmao i hope your joking!

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No, I'm not
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nevermind..just realized what i wrote..! ignore that comment!
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awkward arguement in comments!

yO Oceanup is this a jOke?

i dOnt think anyOne rly gves a shhhht wht that giRl gave up.
& jOnas secrets? wtf? is that where little teenie bOppers get tOgether & scribble hOw much they luvthem On pics.?

sad sad wOrld.

Ew. LOL. Joe and his cara de Michael Jackson.

I wasn't making jokes about it!
I'm saying I'm glad I'm not catholic because I can't give up ANYTHING!
Trust me, I would never make fun of a religion.
People on blogs bash my religion all the time like WAY worse than yours, I just deal.
Sorry if I offended you though. I meant it in the sense that
i'm glad I'm not catholic because I actually cannot give up a thing! Especially the Jonas Brothers!
But ya I admire Catholics, it takes a LOT of willpower to give up something for 40 days!

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know
----
exactly i don't know what it is b/c im a christian!
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catholic is a type of christian

Olivia is a bitch then. forgetting about our movie.
we hate her and all our fans. we only care if u guys see
the movie so we can get money and buy sex toys to jack off with..we also fuck each other in the ass and We PONE Frankie. he wont be taking a shit for awhile.Well its time for Nick and his small dick to get fucked by Joe and me (Kevin)
Love,
Joe,Nick,Kevin

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perfect example of someone who sits home on friday nights and cries themselves to sleep.

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Nah we dont cry ourself's to sleep.We fuck each other until we pass out

Idk what to give up .
lol

um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.
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Hah, seriously! lol. Wheres miley when u need her? hah.
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she is up your ass
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Well r'nt u mature?

um this post was uncalled for but whats so amusing about seeing miley out with a pedophile every time you turn yo back

OMG LYKE NICK JOE KEVIN OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM---

Go suck it bastards!

(the poser, not the REAL boys)

calm down white girl I'm obviously not catholic !

lol okay

Really?!

ahahahahahhahahah yo how fucking loserish
to write that on a picture.
theyre not supermen
they wont rescue u from a tower
get ur dreams out of ur ass
theyre normal boys
they have bad breath in the morning
they shit
they fart and laugh about it
they talk about fucking girls

shut up alreayd
and hes dreaming of u? ...really? come on now. thats just sad.

The fact that Joe's abs have been a mystery for a year now, we are excited and happy to see they are great abs!
Not full on ripped, but still yummy!

I GAVE UP MY VIRGINITY.!

Idk what to give up .
lol- It's a little late now don't you think? lol, Lent started on Wednesday.
but whatever...lol

ur so funny...
see unlike you, JB has what we call LIVES!

lent is a joke anyway. its supposed to be a time of personal reflection and making a spiritual connection to jesus, often through but not limited to, personal sacrifice.

but today people just give up something they love and leave it at that, which is completely not the point of lent, and they arent getting the proper message from it!

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know
----
exactly i don't know what it is b/c im a christian!
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catholic is a type of christian
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that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don't give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!

MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY

yO Oceanup is this a jOke?

i dOnt think anyOne rly gves a shhhht wht that giRl gave up.
& jOnas secrets? wtf? is that where little teenie bOppers get tOgether & scribble hOw much they luvthem On pics.?

sad sad wOrld.
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Whats sad is your intellect.
Please learn to spell correctly.
Cute capital O's btw...

have not has.

ahaha!
thats hilarious!
so glad i'm not catholic!

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ha, you're funny...
not all catholics gave up the jonas brothers...
try again later
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stop getting so offended!
I am laughing at how Olivia gave up the Jonas Brothers.
Like I couldn't imagine giving it up.
I think its funny how someone would choose that.
In no way am I trying to insult Catholics. My good friend is a catholic, so why would I purposely offend the religion?

Idk what to give up .
lol- It's a little late now don't you think? lol, Lent started on Wednesday.
but whatever...lol
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yea i know, but i really dont know what to give up.
hmmm

Come
As you are
As you were
As I want you to be
As a friend
As a friend
As a known memory
Take your time
Hurry up
The choice is your
Dont be late
Take a rest
As a friend
As a known memory
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah

Come
Doused in mud
Cept in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend
A a friend
As a known memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah

And I swear
That I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun

Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah {dont have a gun}

And I swear
That I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun

{memory ah}
{memory ah}

GOD I LOVE THIS SONG BY NIRVANA..yeah random but better than this post,i know that much

ahahahahahhahahah yo how fucking loserish
to write that on a picture.
theyre not supermen
they wont rescue u from a tower
get ur dreams out of ur ass
theyre normal boys
they have bad breath in the morning
they shit
they fart and laugh about it
they talk about fucking girls

shut up alreayd
and hes dreaming of u? ...really? come on now. thats just sad.
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haha if i had a dime every time i had to tell my friend that.

Sigh. It's a real shame a fellow Memphian is so damn stupid.

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know
----
exactly i don't know what it is b/c im a christian!
-----------------
catholic is a type of christian
----
that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don't give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
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no...Catholics ARE christians. but there are different branches of christian as well. meaning, you can't say "Im not catholic, I'm christian." because...christian IS catholic. You're probably protestant or something

uh what abs...i may need to put some glasses on cuz i cant see em(not tring to be a smart allec)

she can always see it tomorrow

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lent lasts forty days

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yea im a bad catholic but in forty days it'll probably be on youtube or something

Fans hoping to reach out and touch the band in the highly anticipated “Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience” will be greatly disappointed.

Kevin, Joe and Nick remain at a distance despite nifty technology and glasses.

The only in-your-face experience for viewers is watching Joe throw a pair of sunglasses, seemingly at them.

As Stephanie Tanner on “Full House” would say, “How rude!”

The cameras follow the Disney wunderkinds on their “Burning Up” tour in New York City. The boys allude to the Beatles’ mockumentary “A Hard Day’s Night” more than once, but this G-rated romp couldn’t be more different.

The film opens with young girls chasing the boys through Big Apple streets. The trio artfully dodge the hormonal herd and escape via helicopter.

How rock ’n’ roll.

No sooner are they in the air than we are thrust into the crowd at their concert.

Joe’s eyebrows and flatironed locks take center stage as he tries to channel Mick Jagger. Kevin and Nick let him have the spotlight as they stay with the backing band.

The concert would be fun if we were in the live audience, but on film it feels static. There aren’t enough Jonas brother back-flips, splits or cartwheels to spice it up.

Maybe they are just too wholesome for their own good. These sons of an Evangelical preacher should have put the hair-styling tools down (I’m talking to you, Joe) and let their fans into their offstage life more in this film.

right,oops!
I'm tired I can't always be grammatically correct!

ahaha!
thats hilarious!
so glad i'm not catholic!

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ha, you're funny...
not all catholics gave up the jonas brothers...
try again later
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stop getting so offended!
I am laughing at how Olivia gave up the Jonas Brothers.
Like I couldn't imagine giving it up.
I think its funny how someone would choose that.
In no way am I trying to insult Catholics. My good friend is a catholic, so why would I purposely offend the religion?

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i see ur point.
guys stfu u guys go crazy so easily.
calm down. not everything is a stab at something else.

i love jonas!!!

you make me proud child.
*sniffle*

Most truly devoted christians (especially catholics) would be against the jonas brothers anyway, since they are an idol that people worship instead of worshipping the lord our god. they are guilty of breaking the first commandment.

alalalalalal i would love to FUCK A JONAS RIGHT NOW!
tsk tsk

it gets me how nuthin gets me or gets to me

Joe freaks me out. Michael Jackson lookin boy.

catholic is cristian, other groups are lutheran, protestants blah ect. those are smaller branches.

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know
----
exactly i don't know what it is b/c im a christian!
-----------------
catholic is a type of christian
----
that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don't give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
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theres lutheran, evanglicals, protestants, Presbyterians
.... it used to be all catholic but then it got separated ... and learn how to spell different

Yo bitches, I'm here on this posttt finally. boring ass Friday nights hahahaahaha. Whats up bitchezzz?

Come
As you are
As you were
As I want you to be
As a friend
As a friend
As a known memory
Take your time
Hurry up
The choice is your
Dont be late
Take a rest
As a friend
As a known memory
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah

Come
Doused in mud
Cept in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend
A a friend
As a known memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah

And I swear
That I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun

Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah
Memory ah {dont have a gun}

And I swear
That I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun
No I dont have a gun

{memory ah}
{memory ah}

GOD I LOVE THIS SONG BY NIRVANA..yeah random but better than this post,i know that much
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:) NIRVANA

and oceanup posted this why exactly?

fucking crazy ass jonas brothers fans. they will be nobody in 5 years.

u can like them and not worship them

MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
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are you kidding me? that is so not true. and how
would you know?

Most truly devoted christians (especially catholics) would be against the jonas brothers anyway, since they are an idol that people worship instead of worshipping the lord our god. they are guilty of breaking the first commandment.
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thats silly, learn your facts kid.

i gave up gummy life savors!
:D

MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
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are you kidding me? that is so not true. and how
would you know?
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BEACUSE IM WHITE AND EVERYBODY I KNOW THAT IS WHITE IS PROTESTANT.

MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
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WTH?

"Then what are they?" asks the white Catholic girl.

I HATE this 'word' but, EWWWWWWWWWW.
WTF. Girls actually took the time to write all that shit on those pictures? Most of them will never even MEET the Jonas Brothers. Man, that is just so fucking pathetic.

i think its really much latino people

im catholic, i used to have a friend that was a protestant and she kept trying to convert me and telling me how her religion was better and i would go to heaven if i joined.
it was weird.

sorry that was just random XP

Most truly devoted christians (especially catholics) would be against the jonas brothers anyway, since they are an idol that people worship instead of worshipping the lord our god. they are guilty of breaking the first COMMANDMENT
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i get what ur saying but they are evangilical christians with frikin purity rings and their dad was a pastor they grew up next a church ... there more like role models ... i dont worship them ... i cringe when girls do ... but there is worse people out there

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know
----
exactly i don't know what it is b/c im a christian!
-----------------
catholic is a type of christian
----
that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don't give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
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no...Catholics ARE christians. but there are different branches of christian as well. meaning, you can't say "Im not catholic, I'm christian." because...christian IS catholic. You're probably protestant or something
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No im not a Protestant but i do understand were you coming from their is technically no diffrence between catholic and christian the only diffrence in the 2 religions is the teaching,belifs,and traditions. Alot of Non-catholic christian are not really into the Holy bible while Catholic Christians are soo for that i agree with you but i am not a Protestant

not everyone knows what lent is. i didn't know what it
was. and you know why? because i'm jewish! not
everyone is catholic you know
----
exactly i don't know what it is b/c im a christian!
-----------------
catholic is a type of christian
----
that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don't give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
--------------------------
theres lutheran, evanglicals, protestants, Presbyterians
.... it used to be all catholic but then it got separated ... and learn how to spell different
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judiasm was the first major religion. jesus was a jew
and ppl followed him and christianity was created.
protestants protested the catholic church and branched
off into all these other types

Someday, we may get a clue as to what makes the Jonas Brothers tick.

We may get a glimpse into the pop stars' distinct personalities and, eventually, learn about their demons and desires.

But for now, Nick, Joe and Kevin are presented as so much glossy, superficial packaging in "Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience."

Sure, there are behind-the-scenes moments wedged between the perky performances, but these moments feel self-conscious and staged.

To their credit, the Jonases put on a high-energy show at New York's Madison Square Garden — Nick does roundoff-back handsprings! — and Bruce Hendricks, who also directed last year's 3D Miley Cyrus movie, has his cameras everywhere.

Unfortunately, most of the 3-D effects are gimmicky: Joe hurls his sunglasses at the camera, and Nick flicks a guitar pick and hits us squarely between the eyes.

i gave up cutting myself.

I GAVE UP BURRITOS.
SIKE NEVER EVER.

i think its really most latino people

TYPO

MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
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WTH?

"Then what are they?" asks the white Catholic girl.
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latins, phillpinos, its the biggest religion in the world and um this was random but camilla went to my cousin's catholic school but i dont know how connect she is with her beliefs still

no...Catholics ARE christians. but there are different branches of christian as well. meaning, you can't say "Im not catholic, I'm christian." because...christian IS catholic. You're probably protestant or something

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Mmmm I think it goes more like you can be Christian without being Catholic but you cannot be Catholic without being Christian. Catholicism is a branch of Christianity and not the other way around, However Protestants often call themselves Christians when they are actually another branch just like Catholics.....

theres lutheran, evanglicals, protestants, Presbyterians
.... it used to be all catholic but then it got separated ... and learn how to spell different
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oh sorry i spelled a fucking word wrong get over your damn self..

C

Review in a Hurry: OMG, the Jonas Brothers in 3-D! The promise-ring-wearing hotties—Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas—try to burn down the house, but their Burning Up tour makes for a tepid rock doc. Still, fevered tweens will scream themselves silly.

The Bigger Picture: After a guest stint in the Hannah Montana concert pic, the Jo Bros—more pop cheese from Disney—were bound to get their own 3-D extravaganza. But this rockumentary doesn't dimensionalize the dudes or take full advantage of the digital technology.

In a nod to the Beatles' A Hard Day's Night—surely lost on their fans—the movie starts with the sibs being pursued by throngs of rabid fans. Climbing into a helicopter, the chased—and chaste—guys are whisked away to their concert venue. But once they take the stage, any similarities to the lads from Liverpool abruptly end.

Natty clothes and slick production values can't mask the fact that these whiny-voiced boy banders, though energetic, aren't very polished or original performers. But as long as they strut and spin and do cartwheels, the shrieking teenyboppers adore them, waving glow sticks and singing along with one synthetic tune after another.

Since this has all been sanitized for your kids' protection, there are no lewd lyrics or wild hip gyrations. But to titillate in 3-D (and within a G rating), the bros thrust guitar necks, microphones, fingers and even a hot dog at the camera. If that's not subliminally and unsettlingly dirty enough, they also use hoses to spew the very female crowd with white foam. Burnin' up, indeed!

Between song and pseudo-suggestive segments, we glimpse the guys backstage, in their limo, at album signings, etc. But the trio's image is carefully controlled, so instead of revealing looks at their real lives, we get only staged scenes with banal patter.

Hey, what does it matter, there are still zillions to be made off these, um, new kids on the block.

The 180—a Second Opinion: The running time is blessedly short, at 76 minutes.

enough already!
the movie was an EPIC WIN!

MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
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WTH?

"Then what are they?" asks the white Catholic girl.
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that was stupid.

HOW IS THE NEWS? WE ALREADY KNOW GIRLS ARE PSYCHO OVER THIS TWATS. WHO GIVES A CRAP

Mmmm I think it goes more like you can be Christian without being Catholic but you cannot be Catholic without being Christian. Catholicism is a branch of Christianity and not the other way around, However Protestants often call themselves Christians when they are actually another branch just like Catholics.....
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i think it because protestants doesnt sound so good.

FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS

MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
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WTH?

"Then what are they?" asks the white Catholic girl.
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that was stupid
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WTF..
i agree that was stupid!

can somebody explain this to me because i dont get it she gave them up because she forgot to go to their movie or because she decieded it was time to give them up like whaaaaattt????? im soooooo confused i read it like 15 times and i still dont get it?????? but may i saw niceeeeee picture of joeeeee. he gave her a you again glance awhhh poor girl. But i dont the storryyyy.
thanks to anybody that explains cause im confused

I GAVE UP BEING MEAN.

suck a nut

SDFGHJKLDDHSFGHJ
I REMEBER YOU DRIVING TO MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE SONGS YOU TELL ME ABOUT UR DREAMS
CANT U SEE IM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANS YOU
WHY CANT U SEE U BELONG TO ME
STANDING BY WAITING ALL THIS RIMW HOW COULD saljdf;lsf;lsfd

DISNEY IS DA DEFINITION OF DISASTER.

You've got to hand it to those Imagineers at Disney. Only people with considerable gifts for making movie magic could manage to transform into 3-D an entity as patently one-dimensional as the Jonas Brothers.

You would, however, think they'd have too much shame to unload this concert crockumentary on the unwitting -- or witless -- public. I'm sorry, moms. Really I am. I get boy bands. I swooned over Davy Jones and David Cassidy and, erm, Bobby Sherman. But I have daughters, too, and when they were the age of this movie's target demographic, I would have spent an entire Pleasant Valley Sunday -- no strings attached -- watching them do the N' Sync "Bye Bye Bye" dance before I'd expose them to the money-sucking intelligence vacuum that is "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience."

Provided I'd prescreened it, of course.

This mercifully short (76 minutes) film intersperses footage from the brothers' 2008 "Burning Up" concert tour with some horribly scripted and acted "reality" sequences. Those scenes include the boys performing some dopey non-quite-antics at the breakfast table, an interminable sequence of them riding Segways through the underbelly of some miscellaneous concert venue, and a short segment where they strip down to bare chests while making a backstage costume change before feigning modesty and throwing sweaty 3-D shirts over the camera lens.

you know my mom slept with one of them

She's that big of a fan but forgot the kovie comes out today? How is that possible when they've been promoting it nonstop? Anyway,damn Nick looks like an angel in that bed.

STOP posting the freakin' long 5 paragraph articles of the movie. NO ONE CARES!

yea i really did give up.
why is it so hard to believe.?

To be a 15 year-old girl, in braces and swooning over that first love. To join friends you can giggle, text and scream with at a show. To bubble at that gum that is bubble-gum pop.

To have a Jonas Brother to call one's very own.

If you aren't a teenage girl or can't channel your inner groupie for 76 minutes, you have no business at Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience. It's a fans-only film that gets you up close-but-not-personal with the fresh-faced trio -- Joe, Kevin and Nick -- for a New York City concert and series of record-launch events.

The 3D lets us see drumsticks, guitar picks and Taylor Swift's blond extensions fly in our faces, the neck of that guitar that Kevin pounds away on but which doesn't seem to appear in the sound mix (not all the time, anyway) right under our nose.

The offstage footage shows us their handler and sometime rapper Big Rob wake them for a long day of NYC appearances, with the boys acting like teens who want/need a little more sleep. A funny moment? They're eating breakfast, going over their day's agenda, when Big Rob has to shoo a too-helpful room service maid who's chosen to linger in the presence of the cuties. Faked or not, it feels like the most spontaneous thing in the movie.

The easy comparison here is the Disney packaged Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D concert film of last year and this isn't up to that. Same director (Bruce Hendricks), sure, and they're all part of that Disney pop music stable of stars, so there are no rough edges to the over-produced concert, no room for improvisation or freshness in their brief set. But that Cyrus film had the odd off-message moment ? Miley backstage complaining about her backup dancers almost dropping her, her stage-mom cajoling her into being a trooper about that and doing her job.

Team Jonas seems too disciplined to allow such human foibles to show. Their parents are nowhere to be found. There's no peek at them creating songs or being taught the choreography of their shows. Genuine fan mayhem moments are mixed in with plainly manufactured ones.

Musical highlights? The tunes -- "Pushing Me Away," "Burnin' Up" -- are pleasant, if instantly forgettable. I enjoyed watching the all-female string section (a 12-piece band backs them). These classically trained musicians, the cellists especially, seemed to get a charge from the tunes, the guys and their screaming fans and the chance to dance (in their seats). You can't do that with Johannes Brahms.

Girl-singers Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift come on for one song each. Are any of them paying attention to the lyrics of "Video Girl?"

"It's gonna suck when the camera stops rolling."

olivia is such a fat ass

beacuse your a POTHEAAD

i farted.
but i blamed the other kid sitting rite next to me.
MUAWHAHA.