Jonas Brothers CRACKED INTERVIEW

so this isnt a real interview right, y post it jb fans r gonna go crazy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my god.
why isnt this on video?
i would PAY to see their faces.

WTF WAS THAT???????!!?!??!?!

LOL LOL LOL LOL.

I want to meet this interview and give her/him the biggest epic win award in the world.

That. is. all.

bitch be playinnn

homie.

SERIOUSLY OCEANUP ??????????????????????????????

i think i just peed my pants. that was hilarious.

first?

AHH
First!!
Its Feels Cool

FIRST

What the fuck is wrong with the interviewer
psycho...

They're tight.
I love them [:

was this seriously a real interview? hah.
anyway, i love them(:

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I'd like to see a video.
If not.. good try.

"Kevin, will you have sex with me? Publicist: Don't answer that. I'm sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?"

hahah he asked again! that's so funny!

LMFAO
EPIC WIN, INTERVIEWER

WHAT IS THIS INTERVIEW?!!!
in interviewing ANYONE, these are ridiculous questions

what an awkward interview.

The info about the girls is WRONG.
Nick's favourite colour is BLUE.

THIS IS FAKE! Fuck off OceanUp

wtf? if that was real, that guy was super disrespectful.

well, that was necessary.

THEY ARE ALWAYSSSSSSSSSS TALKING ABOUT GIRLSSS

LEADING THEIR FANS ON TO THINK ANY OF THEM HAVE A CHANCE AT DATING ON OF THEM

WELL GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!?! NONE OF YOU FAT BITCHES WILL EVERR DATE A JONAS BROTHER!!! MARRY THE POSTER ON YOUR WALL CUZ THATS HOW CLOSE YOU WILL EVER GET!!!

this can't be real.

OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A FAKE INTERVIEW... NICKS FAVE COLOR ISNT RED

HAHAHHHA! KEVIN WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?
lmao! i wannna see their faces!

lmao u guys actually think its a real interview

I'm gonna assume this wasn't a real interview

Oh how i wish that was a video.
...like knives

LMFAOOOOOOO.

I just peed in my pants.

fake, but really entertaining :P

obviously fake. still, i lol'd.

talk about rude..
XDD
this is all fake though. XDDDDDD
the knives thing was hilarious.

Yeah im assuming this was made up.... Really awkward and disrespectful how can some of you sick people be laughing??

u dumbass this interview isnt real! go to the article

lol You do know this isn't real right Oceanup? IT'S A FAKE INTERVIEW.

i would pay money to see a video of that. seriously.

wth? lol

wait shy girls?.. point for me! c(=

ROFL! I'm not a JB fan but this had me rolling on the floor laughing! HAHAHA

The info about the girls is WRONG.
Nick's favourite colour is BLUE.

THIS IS FAKE! Fuck off OceanUp

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Obviously, this is not real at all!
Such a waste of time, who could believe it? Well, apparently some dumb haters do. Whatever, this sucks, it even makes me laugh

Zac Efron may have arrived at the Kids Choice Awards last night with
Vanessa Hudgens, but was he secretly longing for Kevin Jonas?
I’ve always suspected that Zac Efron and Kevin Jonas were secretly
gay. Especially with Kevin being a strong advocate for his stupid
purity rings.
Their encounter at the Kids Choice Awards last night confirmed their
homosexuality. As Zac Efron presented the Jonas Brothers with the award
for Favorite Music Group he fought his way past Keke Palmer and the rest of the Jo Bros to get to his ‘crush’ Kevin Jonas.
They then shared a passionate hug that lasted at least three seconds. And that’s a long time for two males to hug.
Check out the video below:

Hahahahhahaha. Even if this was a "disrespectful" interview.
I gotta give the interviewer props. I want to see this on video. Haha

LMAO! Real or not, shit was hilarious!!! Especially the "Kevin, will you have sex with me?" part

wow that was really amusing!!!! lol

ahahhahaahaha
this is the most entertaining thing i have read all day. These kinds of questions need to be asked more often without the publicist being a shit and not letting us have fun.

OHMYGOD
lmao
that's the best interview EVER
someone should have taped it
i wanna see their faces

this is kind of disrespectful. if you click the link you cnan tell the boys dont wanna be there. their asking them if they had sex with mic jagger? WTF? thats rude, thats out of their comfort zone, come on guys really, stop making fun of the jonas brothers! goshhhh

hahaha i almost thought this was real for a sec. pee-in-my-pants-HILARIUOUS! lol bcuz theyre publicist needz to stop controlling them lik if theyre 5 and they have turned into the ultimate robots. I bet u in their next interview they will talk about :wt kind of girls they like, which we all amazingly know, wts theyre favourite colour, which will somehow transform my life, their music, which amazingly we kinda know about already and their unimportant little brother frankie.
My point : god bless this interviewer lol!

HAHHAHA i was almost peeing on myself reading that article.

but oceanup... you really should warn people that this interview is a joke. your readers tend to get a little pissy.

Dude, you gotta calm down. Because you obviously need to chill.

Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians
Musicians? Don't you mean Miley Cyrus, Nick? Niley is so so back on :D Ahhh Justin go away!!

alright now this is funny
but i don't think it's legit
yeah for sureeee.

oceanup is gullible
and a publicist can't come out during the middle of an interview.
it would be funny if it was real though..still is funny.

hahahaha
OMFG that was hilarious
hahahahahaaha wow

yea im not so sure this is for real, like they wouldnt have even answered some of those questions i dont think haha

Why is it that they want to prance around with purity rings on, but yet, they don't want to be asked about sex, odd. Here's a thought, just like everyone else, if you didn't want to be asked, don't address it in the first place. Fucking annoying.......

that person is a fucking freak.
if this is real i really want to see their facial expressions...

ahahaha slow news oceanup?

Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians
Musicians? Don't you mean Miley Cyrus, Nick? Niley is so so back on :D Ahhh Justin go away!!

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I knowww :)

It's fake. It's an April Fools Joke. You can look at the site and see that it's obvious..

omfg, i would pay to see this on video. my mom would freak if i did an interview like this, after the second question she'd be like "time to go"!!

weird.

Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians
Musicians? Don't you mean Miley Cyrus, Nick? Niley is so so back on :D Ahhh Justin go away!!

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I knowww :)

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hate to disappoint you guys but its fake

THIS INTERVIEW WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE AND NOT DISRESPECTFUL

do yall wanna know what IS disrespectful!?

THE JONAS BROTHERS GOING TO PEREZ HILTONS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! EVEN THOUGH HE TALKS SOOO MUCH SHIT ON THEIR "FRIEND" MILEY

LMAOOOOOO
I JUST DIED,
epic. win.

pk, Joe does NOT, i repeat, does NOT like shy girls. every single interview when he was asked about what kind of girls he likes he always says energetic, outgoing, fun, confident. shy is not any of those. either this is fake or he is obsessed with camilla and he only likes girls like her now....

hahahahahahahaaaaaaa

fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on oceanup!

ummm, fake?
why would Nick agree his parents are lame?

O______________________________o

ahhhhhhhh LMFAO.

"oh i'm sorry that was impolite. Will ANY of you have sex with me?"

& I love when they have it be like, you guys wanna see my knives? joe & nick - no thanks. kevin - yeah, actually i would.

HAHAHA

and

So my question is... how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger?

rofl.
CRAZINESS.

*Although, if you go on the actual website it's a little too crude (for my taste) I'm glad Oceanup edited it down. Except I wish they mentioned not to read the website if you didn't want to hear stuff over pg-13 rated...hah

This can't be real...Seriously? ROFL

guys, it's fake.
the "cracked" people made it up.

it's a JOKE.

get it?

APRIL FOOLS!

hahaahaa i think itss

APRIL FOOLLS! :P

umm, if this IS real..
that is one STUPID interviewer.
i feel bad for JB.

They're such fucking pussies a real man wouldn't take that shit.

is this an early april fools?

It was only so long that we here at Cracked could keep ignoring the growing phenomena surrounding the Jonas Brothers. Even though our audience is primarily composed of 18-35 year old carpet installers, the Jonas Brothers have become so omnipresent over the past year or so that even our readership has become dimly aware of them. The problem is, most interviews with the brothers thus far have stayed within the predictable lines of teen magazine journalism, e.g, “What’s your favorite color?”; “Do you like dancing?” and “Will you have sex with me?” Because Cracked readers already know who wants to have sex with them (no one) these interviews end up feeling pretty hollow. To correct that, and to try to get to know the brothers behind the Brothers, all the columnists got together and brainstormed up a hard hitting, iron-fisted, dragon punching, unbreakable combo of questions to ask the trio. What follows is a transcript of our interview.

Bucholz: Hi, is this Gail? It’s Chris from Cracked.
Gail, the Jonas Brothers publicist: Hi Chris. I’m here with the boys.
Bucholz: Great. I’m here with our whole team. We’ve been staring at a picture of Barbara Walters for like 20 minutes straight now, and are just super psyched up in interview mode. Raring to go.
Gail: That’s great. Can we get started? We’ve got eight more of these to get through today.
Bucholz: Yes. Absolutely. OK. I’ll kick things off here. Do you guys like movies?
Nick: Yeah. They’re pretty good.
Joe: Heh, OK. Sure. I like movies.
Kevin: Yes.
Bucholz: -scribbling madly- Awesome, awesome stuff. Next question: Aren’t parents lame?
Nick: Sometimes, sure. But you know, they’re just looking out for us.
Bucholz: I agree with you 100 percent. Wow. This is going really well. OK. Dan, you had something?
DOB: This one’s for Kevin. Will you have sex with me?
Gail: Don’t answer that.
DOB: I’m sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?
Gail: Chris, before this interview, what did I specifically request you guys not to ask about?
Bucholz: Dan, you’re not even gay.
DOB: -whispering- But they don’t know that. I’m going undercover here jackass, to get the real dirt.
Bucholz: I’m sorry, Gail. This was totally my fault. I’ll move the phone a little further away from him.
DOB: -shouting- What about just some heavy petting?
Bucholz: Did you hear that?
Gail: Yes we did.
Bucholz: And you’re not going to answer it?
Gail: No we are not.
Bucholz: Because the prospect of having Dan getting nasty all over you, without having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask.
Gail: Can we move on?
Bucholz: I tried buddy. -makes note- OK. Let’s try a different tack. What do you guys do in your spare time?
Nick: The usual stuff, you know. Play sports. Play video
games. Talk to friends online.
Bucholz: That’s amazing. Just like regular people. OK, Swaim, you got one?
Swaim: What’s your favorite color… -long pause-
Joe: Blue.
Nick: Red.
Kevin: Yellow.
Swaim: …of prostitute? Mine’s gray.
Gail: Chris…
Bucholz: I’m sorry Gail. We’re getting the paint in here tested for lead really soon, I promise. Let me rephrase that; what kind of girls do you guys like to date?
Joe: I like shy girls.
Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians.
Kevin: I like ones that look like me.
Gail: -hissing-
Kevin: -sighs- I like sporty girls.
Bucholz: Fascinating. Gladstone, you had something?
Gladstone: Indeed. Would you guys like to see my collection of edged weapons?
Joe: -impossibly long pause- Like knives? No, not really.
Gladstone: Obviously knives! But lots else too. Swords, glaives, halbreds.
Nick: Yeah, uh, no thanks.
Kevin: Actually I kind of would like to see them.
Gladstone: Yeah? Great, just add me on Facebook and I’ll put you on the list.
Bucholz: -hand over face- New guy? You down with what we’re doing here?
Brockway: I can do this. Put me in coach.
Bucholz: Go ahead.
Brockway: Hi guys. I’m just a super, super fan.
Nick: Thanks!
Brockway: Anyways, what I wanted to say is: Your haircuts are appalling. Some have said -checks notes- that you look the love children of Bob Dylan and a low quality carpet. But I think it’s more that your heads look like a cross between an armpit and a young David Bowie. So my question is, how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger?
Kevin: Zero times.
Nick: None.
Joe: Nope, me neither.
Gail: Just the once.
Bucholz: OK, I’ve got some questions about curfews here, and it looks like Dan’s really excited about something. Something in his pants I think. He’s stopped speaking to me for some reason, but he’s been taking miming classes lately, and it’s… well, it’s not really paying off for him. Anyways. How we doing for time here?
Gail: Well, I thought we had 10 more minutes here, but it turns out that we don’t. So I’m afraid I’m going to have to cut you off

I'm totally nicks type.
in every way.

that makes me happy.
too bad i'm too old for him.

I just find it creepy that people here are claiming things like what Nick's favorite colors is, or what Joe's likes in a girl, yet, they don't even know them. Interesting, and gross at the same time. Who cares what they like it a girl because I can tell you, it's not any of us.

Your stupidity is too much too bear.

Please, dont embrace it.

OCEANUP MAKE THIS UP! ITS FAKE!

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you fail.

FAKE INTERVIEW

as much as i know this is fake i think this is hilarious

oh god
i really wish this was legit

i wish this would be true and i wish i could see their faces!!

WHAT THE FUCK?

I seriously cracked up at this.
wowww

wtf is this? lol.

anyone else heard about the huge virus tomorrow?

OMG! i am in love with this interviewerrr!!!
they totally win the biggest epich interview of all timee!!!
GOO YOUU!!!

Because awkward and disrespectful have this lovely way of being HILARIOUS!

But yeah, it can't possibly be real.

And I think Joe should have been the one to say he likes girls who look like him XD

Even if its fake Nick had other interviews with the same question and he described Miley :)

sense of humor: 1) reason or understanding OF being able to make others
laugh. Some of you kiddies need to get one.

Nick likes shy girls so he can control them easier.

I almost wish this was real. I was fucking rolling!

what the heck?
is this a joke?
i mean, i laughed.
but i would love to see their faces.
and their publicist, uhm...
HAHAHAHA, wow.

HAHAHAHAHA
wtf was that?
oh and i just have to point out
NICK AND DEMI'S FAVORITE COLOR IS BOTH RED!
lol sorry...me an my nemi fantasies :)

hahaha. WTFFFFF? the publicist is so annoying hahaha

is this even real?

:pp

i wish this would be true and i wish i could see their faces!!

anyone else heard about the huge virus tomorrow?

____

nope. Should we be worried? What's it about?

WTF???
I was laughing for like 10 minutes lol, then I read the rest. It's really lame to post fake shit, OceanUp.

hahaaaaaa

i realllllllllllllly wish that was real :)

what the heck?
is this a joke?
i mean, i laughed.
but i would love to see their faces.
and their publicist, uhm...
HAHAHAHA, wow.
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jay kay, before i get hate, saying "stupid ass read the thing..." i was kidding.
i dont get the point in this interview,
but i laughed...
just cuz i would love to see their faces if these questions were asked.

actually this IS NOT FAKE.. haha cracked is full of readers that are like btwn 18-35 so they just asked questions accordingly to their readers, and they wanted to get deeper and really get to know the brothers.. but you know... Gabi *theyre publcist* was all no no no

you guys are so stupid. cracked is a JOKE sitee..making up fake interviews is one of the things they do. its hilarious tho but dont take it seriously..they did this with miley and everyone elsee..its just made up and for jokes

actually this IS NOT FAKE.. haha cracked is full of readers that are like btwn 18-35 so they just asked questions accordingly to their readers, and they wanted to get deeper and really get to know the brothers.. but you know... Gabi *theyre publcist* was all no no no

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its a joke site.. the interview was a joke. they do that to every celeb

i realllllllllllllly wish that was real :)

00000000000000000

me too!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

hahahahaha the most amazing interview ever and I dont even like the jonas kids

that is soo not true hahahaha NICK RED? HUH?

hahahh lmao.

i love the boys and im a huge fan, but regardless if this was real or not im laughing my ass off haha

&&&&& that interveiwer is my HERO (:
"Dignity" - Hilary Duff

hahahaa.
no guys, this is fake.
they make up fake interviews.
fake, no matter how hilarious this was
HAHAHHAHA.

Its so obviously a fake, but Kevin looks pretty good in that picture. When was that taken?

lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHA
if this is real, i will pee my pants, and if its not, i will still laugh just as hard!

What a great April Fool's joke.
Congrats Oceanup...for making my night!
:]

Damn, this shit is hilarious. I wish it was real.

And damn, I'm not getting on my comp at midnight. I don't want a fucking virus. I just got my computer cleaned, lol. I'm out this bitch.

Nick's favorite color is blue :/

Nick likes shy girls so he can control them easier.

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LOL. WINNER!

this is incredibly fake, yet hilarious

*dies laughing*

OMG SO FUNNY HAHHHAH I WISH THIS WAS ON VIDEO I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE ASK THEM SEXUAL QUESTIONS ITS THE BEST YOU CAN TELL THEY WANT TO ANSWER BUT CANT LOVE THEM

hahah that was hilarious..
I wish I could see this on a video
the interviewer is my hero

???
You do know that favorite colors can change?
A year ago mine was blue. Now it is black!

1. People, this isn't real.
2. Oceanup, you didn't even put the full interview.

i love how some people seriously think that this is a real interview.
if people get chewed out for asking them about their purity rings...
why the hell would this entire interview be okay?!

the JB definitely wouldn't be cool with this.

its not real. but i will admit... its fucking hilarious.

UUUUUM hahahaha.a this is fucking fantastic.
sounds too fake. id love to seee this video!

Ikr? People are bitching about that, and well, kids change their minds, don't they? A couple days ago I liked pink, now I like red. OMG, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

http://www.cracked.com/blog/cracked-interviews-the-jonas-brothers/

whole thing.
it's a knee slapper.
>:D

lmfao.
it's not real, but it's hella funny.

Wow! Random As Hell Kind Of Question!
But I Would Totally Paid To See Their faces When They Were Getting Ask Them HAHA! Poor Jonas Brothers!

haha wow ocean up, another fake story?
really? i thought you were better than that...
actaully no scratch that.
exactly what i expected from you. -.-

APRIL FOOOOOLS MUCH?

just so you know

THIS ISNT REAL!

i mean really go to the link & read the whole thing & if you still believe it
then wow, itll be easy to pull an April Fools on you
xP

Whoever asked these questions is fucking amazing.
That shit was too funny.

And the Kevin is gay jokes just keep on coming today.

"Because the prospect of having Dan getting nasty all over you, without having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask." and Kevin wanting to go with that guy to see his knives were the best parts.

"Joe: I like shy girls."

If only... I love these fake interviews. IDEK why.

do some of you seriously think this is legit...?

Wat the????

ha that was like an awkward interview

APRIL FOOLS,
DUUUUH

this is for sure not real. Kevin's fav. colors are green and red, there is no way he would ever say yellow. This "interview" is just super random

well maybe nick likes red now..

ahahaha!
that was funny!
i wish it was on video!!
ahaha the interviewer ahaha that was amazing!!

how awkward was that!!
ahahahahaha!!!

this is really funny!

HAHHHhhhHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
BEST INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS SOOO FUNNNYYYYYY

KEVIN: ACTUALLY I WOULD KINDA WANNA SEE THEM HAHAHAHHAHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHAMWHWHHAHHA

THIS INTERVIEW WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE AND NOT DISRESPECTFUL

do yall wanna know what IS disrespectful!?

THE JONAS BROTHERS GOING TO PEREZ HILTONS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! EVEN THOUGH HE TALKS SOOO MUCH SHIT ON THEIR "FRIEND" MILEY
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yeah,they disappointed me big time with that. so much for always having her back,huh?

i don't know which was funnier this interview or the review I read for their movie where the critic at the end told them to "rot in hell" :D

I love it.
hahahah.
I still love the guys though.

really oceanup. is this the besty material you can get? you cant post a normal interview. so you post this shiz

obviously fake. :)

.

dead give-away: kevin's favorite color is green. hPr

It was only so long that we here at Cracked could keep ignoring the growing phenomena surrounding the Jonas Brothers. Even though our audience is primarily composed of 18-35 year old carpet installers, the Jonas Brothers have become so omnipresent over the past year or so that even our readership has become dimly aware of them. The problem is, most interviews with the brothers thus far have stayed within the predictable lines of teen magazine journalism, e.g, “What’s your favorite color?”; “Do you like dancing?” and “Will you have sex with me?” Because Cracked readers already know who wants to have sex with them (no one) these interviews end up feeling pretty hollow. To correct that, and to try to get to know the brothers behind the Brothers, all the columnists got together and brainstormed up a hard hitting, iron-fisted, dragon punching, unbreakable combo of questions to ask the trio. What follows is a transcript of our interview.

Bucholz: Hi, is this Gail? It’s Chris from Cracked.
Gail, the Jonas Brothers publicist: Hi Chris. I’m here with the boys.
Bucholz: Great. I’m here with our whole team. We’ve been staring at a picture of Barbara Walters for like 20 minutes straight now, and are just super psyched up in interview mode. Raring to go.
Gail: That’s great. Can we get started? We’ve got eight more of these to get through today.
Bucholz: Yes. Absolutely. OK. I’ll kick things off here. Do you guys like movies?
Nick: Yeah. They’re pretty good.
Joe: Heh, OK. Sure. I like movies.
Kevin: Yes.
Bucholz: -scribbling madly- Awesome, awesome stuff. Next question: Aren’t parents lame?
Nick: Sometimes, sure. But you know, they’re just looking out for us.
Bucholz: I agree with you 100 percent. Wow. This is going really well. OK. Dan, you had something?
DOB: This one’s for Kevin. Will you have sex with me?
Gail: Don’t answer that.
DOB: I’m sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?
Gail: Chris, before this interview, what did I specifically request you guys not to ask about?
Bucholz: Dan, you’re not even gay.
DOB: -whispering- But they don’t know that. I’m going undercover here jackass, to get the real dirt.
Bucholz: I’m sorry, Gail. This was totally my fault. I’ll move the phone a little further away from him.
DOB: -shouting- What about just some heavy petting?
Bucholz: Did you hear that?
Gail: Yes we did.
Bucholz: And you’re not going to answer it?
Gail: No we are not.
Bucholz: Because the prospect of having Dan getting nasty all over you, without having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask.
Gail: Can we move on?
Bucholz: I tried buddy. -makes note- OK. Let’s try a different tack. What do you guys do in your spare time?
Nick: The usual stuff, you know. Play sports. Play video
games. Talk to friends online.
Bucholz: That’s amazing. Just like regular people. OK, Swaim, you got one?
Swaim: What’s your favorite color… -long pause-
Joe: Blue.
Nick: Red.
Kevin: Yellow.
Swaim: …of prostitute? Mine’s gray.
Gail: Chris…
Bucholz: I’m sorry Gail. We’re getting the paint in here tested for lead really soon, I promise. Let me rephrase that; what kind of girls do you guys like to date?
Joe: I like shy girls.
Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians.
Kevin: I like ones that look like me.
Gail: -hissing-
Kevin: -sighs- I like sporty girls.
Bucholz: Fascinating. Gladstone, you had something?
Gladstone: Indeed. Would you guys like to see my collection of edged weapons?
Joe: -impossibly long pause- Like knives? No, not really.
Gladstone: Obviously knives! But lots else too. Swords, glaives, halbreds.
Nick: Yeah, uh, no thanks.
Kevin: Actually I kind of would like to see them.
Gladstone: Yeah? Great, just add me on Facebook and I’ll put you on the list.
Bucholz: -hand over face- New guy? You down with what we’re doing here?
Brockway: I can do this. Put me in coach.
Bucholz: Go ahead.
Brockway: Hi guys. I’m just a super, super fan.
Nick: Thanks!
Brockway: Anyways, what I wanted to say is: Your haircuts are appalling. Some have said -checks notes- that you look the love children of Bob Dylan and a low quality carpet. But I think it’s more that your heads look like a cross between an armpit and a young David Bowie. So my question is, how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger?
Kevin: Zero times.
Nick: None.
Joe: Nope, me neither.
Gail: Just the once.
Bucholz: OK, I’ve got some questions about curfews here, and it looks like Dan’s really excited about something. Something in his pants I think. He’s stopped speaking to me for some reason, but he’s been taking miming classes lately, and it’s… well, it’s not really paying off for him. Anyways. How we doing for time here?
Gail: Well, I thought we had 10 more minutes here, but it turns out that we don’t. So I’m afraid I’m going to have to cut you off

Epic fail OceanUp.
Nick and Joe's fave colour is blue and Kevin's is green you idiots!

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