Hannah Montana Movie Critic Nightmare

Hannah Montana Movie Critic Nightmare

Hannah Montana: The Movie has been blasted by film critics. From San Francisco Chronicle: 'Even as adults give their blessing for prepubescent moviegoers to see the film, they should be plotting to stay as far away from the theatre as possible. If you're no longer old enough to carry a Hannah Montana lunch box, this movie will feel like punishment.'

According to The Washington Times: 'Hannah Montana: The Movie isn't exactly high art, but that's not really the point, is it? Fans of the series will find much to enjoy here. Their parents? Not so much.'

From Hollywood Reporter: 'The film likely won't match last year's 31.1-million dollar opening registered by Miley's all-singing Best of Both Worlds, but Cyrus' enthusiastic fan base should ensure brisk spring break business.'

According to Salon.com: 'She has that trying-too-hard look. Maybe it's the movie's makeup artists who failed her, as Hannah, she just doesn''t look fresh and dewy enough, as even a teenage pop star ought to. The wig looks a little too much like something Flip Wilson might wear as his own alter ego, Geraldine.'

From New York Daily News: 'It breaks little ground, but makes the big screen shift with liveliness and sense of humor impressively intact.' Utah invasion pix
@ MCSource. Pictures from Hannah Montana prom episode here.


260 comments:

Nadia Nadia said:

FIRST =D

Anonymous said:

first??

and the movie was amazingggg i lovedd it < 333

Anonymous said:

5th!

Mileyfan4Sho Mileyfan4Sho said:

Selena Gomez jus Hosed you Oceanup, look at her twitterr

Anonymous said:

"From Hollywood Reporter: 'The film likely won't match last year's 31.1-million dollar opening registered by Miley's all-singing Best of Both Worlds, but Cyrus' enthusiastic fan base should ensure brisk spring break business."

....It already BEAT IT.

Anonymous said:

SHUT UP

hmtm WAS GREAT

anonymous anonymous said:

firstt??

the moviee was amazinggg idc what anyone says i lovedd it < 333

Lauren B! Lauren B! said:

FIRST!

Anonymous said:

first

uvu uvu said:

critics can say whatever thay want, the fans will enjoy the movie

Anonymous said:

3rd!!!!

Hayley Hayley said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.

Carolinaajobrosfan(: Carolinaajobrosfan(: said:

LOL, they'll never do good critics right?
I loved the movie and I loved the jonas 3d one too, bad critics are stupid, I enjoyed it!
I love mileeees :)

MegMarSant333 MegMarSant333 said:

I don't think these reporters got sufficient enough information.

This movie was not "torture" for all parents. I have proof because my mother, a 42 year old woman, enjoyed the movie as well as my 17 year old sister.

So you see, they should generalize everyone into one catagory before verifying their facts.

xoxo Meg

Anonymous said:

so basically the movie did well in sales, but got mixed reviews? that sounds sort of like twilight

Anonymous said:

Same happened with the jb one.

Anonymous said:

It seems like the reaction was mixed, and some of the negative reviews were really attacks on Disney, they didn't even review the movie. It holds 47% on Rotten Tomatoes, which isn't great, but considering the source, it's not bad. I haven't seen it yet, but I hear it's wonderful.

MegMarSant333 MegMarSant333 said:

i lied my mother is 45 :]

she wishes she were younger though. haha

Anonymous said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.

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exactly....and would it not be biased if Oceanup ONLY informed of us the good ones?

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critics are not always right. its the fans who watched.
if they enjoyed the movie then its great. people have different tastes in movie. i dont really like hannah montana that much but i gave the movie a try. Now after watching it. Im interested on looking for who has recorded it from the very first time until the current season. its really interesting. and alot of parents who got out from the theater really think its great. the kids, and teens who's like 18 years old get up on their seats and sing a long and dance while watching a movie. its a really good time.

Anonymous said:

THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.
hahahahaha
OCEANUP AKA JEALOUS ONE.
You're only pulling out the negative comments.

Anonymous said:

the movie was amazing! i saw it and crieddd. i dont get how these critics are so harsh!

Anonymous said:

oh plz
i dragged my 17-year-old ass to this and loved it
hatin bitches need to sit the fuck down

rii rii said:

the movie isnt horrible by all means. it really is just mixed reviews. but the thing is with the bad reviews, a lot of the time the review is attacking disney/miley/mileys family. and by miley/mileys family i mean mileys personal life, not her acting. if anything, most critics actually seem to like miley the most.

ldjlksjflks ldjlksjflks said:

OCEANUP you just got owned by selena.
look at her twitter.

and no one cares about this virus Miley.

rebbbizzlee rebbbizzlee said:

bullshizzzz.
the movie was AMAZING!!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The end of the movie will make you wow.
try and see it your self. bring like towels cause theres a part that you will cry really hard. its so emotional.
and theres also a part that you will laugh!

its great seeing little kids and teens dancing and singing while the movie is playing!

Anonymous said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.
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Same happened with the jb one

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i know.
Tim you suck.

Anonymous said:

It seems like the reaction was mixed, and some of the negative reviews were really attacks on Disney, they didn't even review the movie. It holds 47% on Rotten Tomatoes, which isn't great, but considering the source, it's not bad. I haven't seen it yet, but I hear it's wonderful.

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yeah, the reviews sound pretty mixed me. whether the movie did good or not, Disney is not like what it used to be. Whatever happened to movies like the lion king, aladdin and beauty & the beast. i miss those days

Anonymous said:

The film likely won't match last year's 31.1-million dollar opening registered by Miley's all-singing Best of Both Worlds

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BZZT!
Wrong.
Try again.

Anonymous said:

Miley seemed to gt positive reviews all across the board, except for maybe two or three. I read all the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, and only three critisized her. That was out of 70 reviews. Most seemed to think she showed a lot of promise and carried the movie.

OMG! OMG! said:

selena gomez twitter!

haha yup thats right Oceanup no more highlights! thank goodness12 minutes ago from web

mileyfan7 mileyfan7 said:

Wow!

I saw the movie yesterday and I thought it was AMAZING!!!! I cried 5 times during it, and so did my dad! So my parent DID enjoy it too!! lol.

The movie was awesome. End of story.

rii rii said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.

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exactly....and would it not be biased if Oceanup ONLY informed of us the good ones?
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well, there is a thing called 50/50. half bad, half good. and thats actually how most of the reviews are goin. half of them are bad and half of them are good.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

If you're no longer old enough to carry a Hannah Montana lunch box, this movie will feel like punishment.'

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True statement.

Please, STOP ACTING. If she would've never said what she said about acting being her "passion" or whatever, I would have NEVER thought that. Ever.

Anonymous said:

Hey guys. I don't think OceaUp meant it that way. I think he is saying that the critics now have created a nightmare for themselves because their predictions and assumptions about the movie were just dead wrong. I don't think Tim is trying to make Miley look bad(although he usually does). I think he is trying to say that the critics now have egg on their faces for being just dead wrong. About the fan and parent reactions, about how much it would make, .. about everything...

Anonymous said:

I think the statement "Hannah Montana: The Movie has been blasted by film critics" is rather unfair, as the vast majority of reviews acknowledge that the target demographic (girls 8-18) will enjoy the movie.

Anonymous said:

Oh my gosh
I live in Utah
I about had a heart attack when I heard she was HERE!!!!
The movie is awesome.

so STFO.

Anonymous said:

i thought the movie was realllyyy good.
me AND my mom loved it and i am 16 years old :]

Anonymous said:

THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.
hahahahaha
OCEANUP AKA JEALOUS ONE.
You're only pulling out the negative comments.

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Oceanup is not only pulling out negative comments. This is only the "first" negative thread yet, and there were good reviews from yesterday. so take it down a notch

Kate Kate said:

wow oceanup. you're only posted the negative
shit because you know Miley reads the site.
that's low as hell. the movie was great!
I and most of the people who saw it, loved it.

Anonymous said:

i was actually impressed by her acting in the movie and i'm not a fan of hers.

Anonymous said:

If you're no longer old enough to carry a Hannah Montana lunch box, this movie will feel like punishment.'

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Oh, that's why I'm 18 years old and this movie was by far the best I have seen this year... right?

Anonymous said:

OCEANUP you just got owned by selena.
look at her twitter.

and no one cares about this virus Miley.
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lol i love selena. what did she say

Anonymous said:

Well, I'm 18 and I loved the movie, so these pretentious twats can kindly kiss my ass.

Anonymous said:

I think Tim is trying to make Miley look bad,like always.

hannah hannah said:

you wish! the movie was pretty entertaining... if you watched it you would think otherwise. it's for a younger audience... obviously it's not going to win an oscar.

honestly oceanup. stop being so recalcitrant towards miley.

AnnAlolz AnnAlolz said:

good movies to adults have to have violence and sex.they only give movies like HMTM bad reviews because they're clean.and i'd like to find one person who actually likes critics.

anonymous anonymous said:

It was obvious that oceanup puts all the crappy reviews on and none of the good ones! Whatever im 17 and i really enjoyed it! Critics aren't the fans so whos gives a shit!

beccaa? beccaa? said:

i bet your LOVING this oceanup. but sadly for you those critics hate on EVERYONE. they'd worship it if miley/hannah was gay women struglling with a rapist/abusive father in whom is also secrectly a rockstar/serial killer && mileys mom didnt just die, but commited suicide. && in the end miley chooses being a "free" being && goes to be an 'artist/weed smoker/lesbein" but then, again shes miley, so they'd alos call her an out of control slut (:
too bad the records are showing you + the like only 3 BAD critics you choose to show completly OFF. haha. PLUS your qween, selena, hates you now. uh-oh.

anna anna said:

wtf? THIS MOVIE IS GREAT AMAZING I LOVED IT!

Anonymous said:

lol, did the person from salon even see the movie? he completely missed the point. whatever, i saw it and i loved it. great movie.

Anonymous said:

ogosh.

HANNAH MONTANA THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.

Anonymous said:

Shutup everyone. I LOVE Miley and the movie was great, but critics will be critics and when they bashed JB, you all were eating it up and LOVING it.
Miley will get the same

Anonymous said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.
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Same happened with the jb one

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i know.
Tim you suck.

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ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself

Anonymous said:

GREAT MOVIE.
THE END.

criticsMYass criticsMYass said:

Some Critics only says bad reviews about the movie
cause of miley dating a 20 year old. you can see it on their sites. they are critically reviewing MILEY'S PERSONAL LIFE. and not THE MOVIE.

Teresa Teresa said:

Whatever. My mom fucking loved the Movie. She cried and laughed when the kids did. And she is 50. So,fuck off. :] Kthxbai! :D

kimmy4 kimmy4 said:

its ocean up of cousre it will post negative things
remeber it also posted bad jb reviews

cordie cordie said:

oceanup is only posting the bad reviews, it actually got a %50 on rotten tomatoes from the top critics which is pretty good. oceanup is just being bias, because they suck.

Anonymous said:

good movies to adults have to have violence and sex.they only give movies like HMTM bad reviews because they're clean.and i'd like to find one person who actually likes critics.

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What an ignorant comment you just made. Adults don't just watch violence & sex. There were adults who went to see HMTM

Anonymous said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.
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Same happened with the jb one

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i know.
Tim you suck.

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ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself
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aHaHa NO.

Anonymous said:

oh whatever, the important thing is that it was adorable and entertaining. it isn't a speilberg film but who gives a fuck?

i'm so proud of miley & the entire cast. movie is doing great, "the climb" is STILL in the top 3 songs on itunes, the soundtrack is the #2 album, and the climb video is in the top 5 as well. an amazing success. congrats, guys.

:)

Anonymous said:

ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself

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i meant to write reviews, for anyone who thinks their going to say something smart

Anonymous said:

rotfl, PLEASE. get a life other than bashing a childrens movie.

LMFAO! LMFAO! said:

SELENA DELETED HER UPDATE! SAYING

"THAT'S RIGHT OCEANUP NO MORE HIGHLIGHTS THANK GOODNESS"

Cause if NICK JONAS will see that. HE will get mad

cause OCEANUP SAID no more NICK JONAS HIGHLIGHTS xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said:

I think Tim is trying to make Miley look bad,like always.

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don't shoot the messenger

Anonymous said:

For those who saw the movie, how was the acting? Was it like how it was in the tv show? From the promos, it doesn't appear to be.

Anonymous said:

Wherever.
The movie looks amazing!

Teresa Teresa said:

HAHAH! I love you. Agree compleatly. New hero. :D

ss ss said:

You fans have to understand that critics criticize movies on the same basis. They are not going to be easy on a movie because it's disney, and aimed toward kids.

HMTM is good for it's audience. And whether or not critics enjoy it, it's making money.

Also, it DID NOT beat bobw yet. It's projected to, but it has yet to.

Anonymous said:

Seriously, one of the reviews up there just launches into a bash of Miley's personal life and doesn't even mention the movie until the end. Irritating. I don't like Justin either but his existence has nada to do with the movie. People need to lay off.

Anonymous said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.
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Same happened with the jb one

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i know.
Tim you suck.

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ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself
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aHaHa NO.

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AHAHAHA NO what? At least have the decency to prove your point and not mine dumbass

niley niley said:

lmfaoooo
id hardly say she owned oceanup cause all she said was haha yupp thats right no more highlights. thank goodness. like noone cares selena. nick doesnt love you he loves miley so gtfo.

AND THE MOVIE OWNED. BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. IT WAS AMAZING EVERYONE GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!

LOVE MILEYYY XXOXOXOX

Sarah Sarah said:

3 bad reviews out of 70.....Why don't you post the 67 GOOD reviews?

Anonymous said:

SELENA DELETED HER UPDATE! SAYING

"THAT'S RIGHT OCEANUP NO MORE HIGHLIGHTS THANK GOODNESS"

Cause if NICK JONAS will see that. HE will get mad

cause OCEANUP SAID no more NICK JONAS HIGHLIGHTS xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
______________________________________________________________________________

She deleted it because some girl replied to her all nastily and was like "No one reads oceanup. Don't flatter yourself. They only write about petty teen shit."

That's why she deleted her comment.

Anonymous said:

well i liked it....

Anonymous said:

You fans have to understand that critics criticize movies on the same basis. They are not going to be easy on a movie because it's disney, and aimed toward kids.

HMTM is good for it's audience. And whether or not critics enjoy it, it's making money.

Also, it DID NOT beat bobw yet. It's projected to, but it has yet to.

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i agree with you. These fans act like this is the first movie to scrutinized.

Anonymous said:

I can't find it.. what did she say about oceanUP?

Anonymous said:

i love miley but every1 shut up
ocean up posted badreviews about jbs movie but yet your so upset with the miley 1

Shanel Shanel said:

They did this to JB's movie too. Anything from the disney world marketed towards tweens is going to get bashed by critics. That's how it goes. A lot of critics are fairly pretentious and can't take anything from disney seriously simply on principal.

? ? said:

I don't understand why everyone is saying that they cried.. I saw it last night out of curiosity, and it was really corny. I really tried to like it, but I was rolling my eyes for the second half of the movie.
Real movies worth crying over? The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Titanic, or Marley & Me.

Anonymous said:

You fans have to understand that critics criticize movies on the same basis. They are not going to be easy on a movie because it's disney, and aimed toward kids.

HMTM is good for it's audience. And whether or not critics enjoy it, it's making money.

Also, it DID NOT beat bobw yet. It's projected to, but it has yet to.

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i agree with you. These fans act like this is the first movie to scrutinized.

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SO TRUE.

Anonymous said:

it's much more dramatic and a bit less slapstick than the show. not better or worse, just different. i really liked the acting from everyone.

Sav Sav said:

They're kind of off with how older people will feel about it. I met two girls at work who are 22 who saw the movie and loved it. When I went to see it at work on Thursday night, I was with another girl and her mom and her mom loved it. I've yet to meet a parent that said they didn't enjoy it. I'm too old to hold a Hannah Montana lunch box and I loved it.

Anonymous said:

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.
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Same happened with the jb one

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i know.
Tim you suck.

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ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself
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ohh then i shouldnt blame your mom for having a godzillia-a-like as her child anymore should i, cuz you do that on your own, apparently, also. =)

Anonymous said:

obviously you aren't a fan of the show. if you were, maybe you'd understand.

Anonymous said:

THE MOVIE OWNED.
so who cares.

Anonymous said:

psh yea good job oceanup. youve found like 5 bad reviews out of like 20 fantastic ones. great.

kimmy4 kimmy4 said:

i know
like i hated when ocean up posted bad reviews with jb3d movie and i hated when miley fans came to bash them untill i realised that it did get postive reviews and its a persons opinion. So i calm down i realised that i loved the jb movie so it doesnt matter what critics say

Anonymous said:

I don't understand why everyone is saying that they cried.. I saw it last night out of curiosity, and it was really corny. I really tried to like it, but I was rolling my eyes for the second half of the movie.
Real movies worth crying over? The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Titanic, or Marley & Me.

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lol i hate when say a movie was "fill in the blank" and you see it and its not.

Vic2763 Vic2763 said:

I imagine some critics find it dif to take the disney princess/teen queen seriously out of fear of appearing to be 'yielding' to the 'diz machine.' Do they forget how beloved chassic diz movies are? HMTM is due to be another diz classic. I luv'd the actors, music, and Tennessee is beautiful. It's great for what it is, an entertaining wholesome family flick.

Anonymous said:

many of the negative reviews are more about bashing miley than critiquing the movie, which i find extremely immature.

:) :) said:

Oh please, how did she "own" oceanup?, she agreed with him.

betherzz(: betherzz(: said:

i loved the movie. screw them.

and WTF? who criticizes what she looks like? she looked GORGEOUS, as always!

deanna deanna said:

i'm almost 18, and loved it. my mother wants to see it. the dad sitting behind me laughed a bunch of times. it really wouldn't be that bad for adults, in my opinion. and those were only the negative ones. the movie got a bunch of good ones too.

Anonymous said:

who cares about 3 bad reviews
it fucking demolished the box office anyway

Nicole Nicole said:

OIC http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/It%27s_not_FOR_you

Anonymous said:

I don't understand why everyone is saying that they cried.. I saw it last night out of curiosity, and it was really corny. I really tried to like it, but I was rolling my eyes for the second half of the movie.
Real movies worth crying over? The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Titanic, or Marley & Me.

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lol i hate when say a movie was "fill in the blank" and you see it and its not.

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^^^^ahhh my entire comment didnt show. what i saying was, i hate when people say a movie is "so sad" for example, and you see it, and its not.

have you seen the pianist? thats a movie that will make you want to kill yourself

Anonymous said:

009 1:22 PM | Reply

You're only pulling out the negative comments. I don't know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you're just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It's a hit at the box office,and you can't deny that.
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Same happened with the jb one

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i know.
Tim you suck.

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ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself
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ohh then i shouldnt blame your mom for having a godzillia-a-like as her child anymore should i, cuz you do that on your own, apparently, also. =)

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^^^^what in the world of a comeback was that? Try again. Amuse me.

Anonymous said:

my review:

THIS MOVIE FUCKING OWNS AND EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT
YOU'LL LAUGH
YOU'LL CRY
YOU'LL DO THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN
IT WILL BE EPIC

the end

Anonymous said:

Why DO we care what the critics say??
THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.

so ...

http://i39.tinypic.com/10qcod3.gif

:) :) said:

Oh whatever. The fans loved it, and the movie is doing great!. So ...

kimmy4 kimmy4 said:

its miley fans of cousre tthey will cry
even though the trailers on tv shows that she takes off the wig her fans will still cry
but lol i guess people cry for different reasons
i only have to cry cause my friend is dragging me to see the movie cause i really dont want to go

beccaa? beccaa? said:

lalalala

Sadiezz Sadiezz said:

I just saw the movie and loved it.
The critics have to review with the mindframe of a 8-17 year old. They're not.
=/

Anonymous said:

A lot of these reviewers sound like bitter old men who just WISH they could wear a blonde wig and a rainbow dress and be half as fierce as Miley while doing so.

Anonymous said:

my review:

THIS MOVIE FUCKING OWNS AND EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT
YOU'LL LAUGH
YOU'LL CRY
YOU'LL DO THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN
IT WILL BE EPIC

the end

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YOU LIKE TALKING
IN CAPS DON YA???

beccaa? beccaa? said:

LMAO.
your my hero :P

Anonymous said:

YES I DO

Lisa Lisa said:

I luvd the movie and so did my mom and dad and they are 47 and 48.... Also, the theater i was in included not only little kids, but a lot of teenagers, adults(w/o children).. and i even saw 2 elderly couples!
And from the talk and faces after the movie I think ALL of them loved it =))

Anonymous said:

Hannah Montana Movie Rox a Shout Out!

Anonymous said:

oceanup already posted good reviews. why post the same reviews again? shut up.

Anonymous said:

Ok I love Miley, but LMFAO AT ALL OF YOU.
All of a sudden, everyone on here is 17-19 years old?
"I'm 18 and loved it!!"
"I'm 17 and cried!"
Next, I'm waiting to see "I'M 94 AND LUVED IT GURL!"
I am 15 years old, and I couldn't see the movie yet cause it's been a crazy weekend, but I lovelovelove Miley and I'm so planning on seeing it.
But please, be realistic. Her fans are young. I admit it, why can't any of you?

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The critics are there to criticize movies. And that's what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn't exactly amazing 'film' wise. I saw it, I personally didn't think it was 'good.' Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered 'good.' Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.

Anonymous said:

Also, the theater i was in included not only little kids, but a lot of teenagers, adults(w/o children).. and i even saw 2 elderly couples!
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lmfao, what a bunch of sad adults.
I love HM, and it was a great movie. But if your like 50 years old and going to see it without kids, that's...weird. So either we have some wackjob adults or your lying.

Anonymous said:

i bet it's going to be great.. even though im not into hannah montana

but OCEANUP!! you have to post this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThWaD4IqHfs&feature=channel_page

and go look at the last page of comments.. Look at the comment from FanFamilyEperience

thank you!! :)

Anonymous said:

Ok I love Miley, but LMFAO AT ALL OF YOU.
All of a sudden, everyone on here is 17-19 years old?
"I'm 18 and loved it!!"
"I'm 17 and cried!"
Next, I'm waiting to see "I'M 94 AND LUVED IT GURL!"
I am 15 years old, and I couldn't see the movie yet cause it's been a crazy weekend, but I lovelovelove Miley and I'm so planning on seeing it.
But please, be realistic. Her fans are young. I admit it, why can't any of you?

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lol "im 94, still hip and i cried" i can see it now. everyone else posting their age, thinks that their proving something.

Anonymous said:

I went and saw the first showing of Hannah Montana on the Opening day and it was absolutly AMAZING, It was a really good movie

zomg. zomg. said:

i find it funny how only two of those reviews are actually negative. but whatevs. proud 17-year-old miley fan here. saw the movie last night and LOVED IT, seriously. i dragged my boyfriend with me and he secretly enjoyed it, too. i highly recommend the movie. it's cute, it's fun, and it's miley. what more do you need?

Anonymous said:

I heard it's VERY predictable and cheesy.

Anonymous said:

I LOVE THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE AND MILEY CYRUS AND LUCAS TILL

Anonymous said:

The critics are there to criticize movies. And that's what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn't exactly amazing 'film' wise. I saw it, I personally didn't think it was 'good.' Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered 'good.' Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.

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^^^^^the most realistic thing to be said all day.

Anonymous said:

Fuck off.
Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They've been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don't make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF

Claire Claire said:

agreed! newsday loved it too! and its not made for adults, its made for kids!

zomg. zomg. said:

it isn't.

Anonymous said:

OMG. LOOK AT SELENA'S TWITTER!!

IT'S OBVIOUSLY ABOUT HER & NICK

Nicole Nicole said:

Jemi? Seriously, JEMI? Fuck my life.

Anonymous said:

wtf, no one's even talking about them. gtfo.

Anonymous said:

lol. yeah i see your point. i really am 17 though and i loved it.
alot of her fans are young, but there are older fans out there too that she's gained recently. that's why i think people are saying their ages. but we know there are childish people lying too.

Anonymous said:

Uhhh no one is talking about JB, so your argument fails. Sorry.

Eviie Eviie said:

The movie was great, and its not aimed for adults, so they can just stfu. The movie was absolutely amazing, and even my mom really enjoyed it. Critics are critics, its in their name, its what they do. I think the movie was great! I even saw old couples without kids watching it...

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Fuck off.
Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They've been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don't make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF

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AMEN SISTA! MILEY FANS ARE RUDE.

Anonymous said:

OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB'S MOVIE.
Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
BUT IT'S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
These are adults watching it. They aren't going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I'm 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT'S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT'S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB's movie! Come on though! Don't blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
GET
OVER
IT.
byebye, my friends.

Anonymous said:

Fuck off.
Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They've been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don't make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF
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Fuck off.
WE LOVE JONAS BROTHERS.

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amen to that:
"YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF"

Anonymous said:

pretty sure that account was proven to not actually be them, but cool.

Anonymous said:

Critics are critics, its in their name, its what they do. I think the movie was great!
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amen :)

Anonymous said:

What the hell? Seriously, what are you on about? The only people I see mentioning the Jonas Brothers here are their obsessive fans. Get a life.

alliegator.(: alliegator.(: said:

well, the reviews i've read...from parents of fans, said they loved it.
and their kids loved it.
oceanup does this on purpose.
they did this for JB3D too,
and miley is doing better than that,
but people liked JB3D too.
so oceanup can suck it!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

wtf @ the jb fans
stfu, no one's even talking about them

Anonymous said:

Fuck off.
Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They've been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don't make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF
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Gahhh, i meant to post this comment on a dif. post.
Omit this comment, everyone. lmfaoooooo

Anonymous said:

Fuck off.
Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They've been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don't make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF

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AMEN SISTA! MILEY FANS ARE RUDE.
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no one is talking about JB,
just say.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB'S MOVIE.
Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
BUT IT'S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
These are adults watching it. They aren't going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I'm 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT'S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT'S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB's movie! Come on though! Don't blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
GET
OVER
IT.
byebye, my friends.

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Finally, a Miley fan with some sense!

alliegator.(: alliegator.(: said:

oh and...miley fans?
STFU, you make yourselves all look like morons.

really, jonas brothers and miley cant even compare.
THEY'RE 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, WITH DIFFERENT TYPES OF TALENTS!
GTFO.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The critics are there to criticize movies. And that's what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn't exactly amazing 'film' wise. I saw it, I personally didn't think it was 'good.' Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered 'good.' Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.

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Amen I say to you!

ss ss said:

agreed. they have one moment where they aren't shining, and everyone has a field day.

Anonymous said:

Two negative reviews out of 70. Not bad at all. Great job, Miley & the rest of the cast. :)

Anonymous Anonymous said:

i love how everyone hates oceanup because they don't PRAISE your beloved miley

Anonymous said:

OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB'S MOVIE.
Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
BUT IT'S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
These are adults watching it. They aren't going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I'm 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT'S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT'S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB's movie! Come on though! Don't blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
GET
OVER
IT.
byebye, my friends.
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omggg thank you.
miley rocks, and her movie was great IMO, but these people are adults and its their job to critisize it, and thats what they are gonna do.
its no big deal! everyone should relax. the movie did so good at the box office so be satisfied w/that!!:)

Anonymous said:

please note that most of the critics are 35-ÓVER and likely to have no children so they would have never exprereince the hannah sence

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