Jonas Brothers 'LINES' = COCAINE?

Universal Records executives went into panic mode when they realized the title of the Jonas Brothers new album 'Lines, Vines And Trying Times' contained a word often linked to cocaine, reports The Sun.
Source revealed: 'Universal only get involved with distribution and promotion when the record is completed. They were stunned staff at Hollywood Records had failed to spot the 'lines' reference.'
They have already begun damage limitation by issuing a statement from Nick explaining the title: 'Lines are something someone feeds you. Vines are things that get in the way and trying times, well, that's obvious.'
Categories: Jonas Brothers

there is a shock..
FIRST!
Wth??
hahaha
Oh boy.
that's dumb.
haha
HAHAH!
THAT SUCKS!
That is honestly the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
I wonder if they will still keep it...
ruh-roh...
ooomg thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life... are they serious??
Stupid hollywood tries to make everything bad... they try to take the most innocent things and turn them into something to ruin their reputation... Good lord...
wow
can you say OVERREACTION?!
haha I thought I was the only who thought it sounded like a coke reference.
oh thats so ridiculous... over looking things here like majorly
trying to keep the boys clean i guess? w.e thats so retarded... love the name how it is!
lmfaao. they can't be serious.
we're talking about the fucking jonas brothers here.
that's hilarious.
Ummm - No.
lol I'm pretty sure cocaine was the farthest thing from the Jonas Brothers' minds when they came up with the title for their album.
oh my god.
what is this world coming to?
Dumb shit.
mhm lmfao.
wow are you serious right now? is Disney really that STRICT?! geez 1st of all NO ONE and i mean NO ONE even thought of that until you mentioned it. 2nd of all the people who do know what lines is are already educated and don't really have that innocent mind status. people who shouldn't hear about those things are already to young to get it anyway so yeah. it's Stupid/
OKAY NOW YOUR JUST LOOKING FOR PROBLEMS. THIS IS SO MELODRAMATIC.
its an amazing title, jesus christ
peopleeeeeeeee
Hahaha priceless
older people are gonna believe the COCAINE part...haha lines of coke!!!
hahahha jb sucks
joe wouldnt drink..the purity ring says no sex, no drinking. if u look at old interviews they say that. and even on snl nick makes fun of it. ugh this whole camilla thing is such a stunt. dont u think its kinda ironic how when hes in a different country he isnt wearing that necklace? it was always for publicity. doubt they were ever togeather. its hollywood and their playing the game. plus camillas leaving, if that was his girlfriend wouldnt he wanna spend the last few days with her before she leaves for morocco for 2 months? and hes starting tour. plus he ex girlfriend maria was at a event she was at the other day..wierd..
wow this is ridiculous
no one even thought of that comparison until now
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lmao, AWESOMEEEE???
wtff not at alll.
BAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL WEEK.
WOWOWOWOWOW YOUR REALLY LATE ON THIS...
and no it doesn't mean cocaine, Nick saying line as in somthin they feed you meaning, like what people say to you to get what they want, like a bunch of BS, do you get it so its not about cociane, so seriously ocean up a. your slow on this and b. stop starting stuff
lines= stuff that selena and demi feed to them
vines= stuff that got in the way of their friendship with miley
trying times= the hardships they all went throught
they are reading too much into that...
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
lmfao.
haha, thats so stupid.
panic mode? psh, its just a CD name.
This is ridiculous
Yep, they do concaine. They also ride unicorns to and from work. WHAT THE HECK?! Are you kidding me? People are going to try to spot absolutly everything they can and twist it. this is ridic. I don't believe it for one second. Nice try.
wowwww xD failed attempt to give the jobros a bad name . nuff said . seriously , if they never said that , i NEVER would have noticed , and neither would more than half the people here .
WTF!?, are they for real?. I'm waiting for the HA-HA just kidding part. This so stupid.
ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
thats a shocker.
Ha! Line IS a word that can reference cocaine, but that is clearly not the way it is meant in this context. Seriously, WTF.
No one ever would have thought that if some dumbass looking to start drama where there isnt any for a story hadn't pulled that out of his ass.
I don't think anyone was think of coke until Universal mentioned it. Besides, kids and teenagers buy this crap and I don't think it's common knowledge for them or the world that lines means cocaine. Maybe I would of catched on if it said "Lines of Cocaines, Vines and trying times".
LOL, that came out weird.
makes sense.
are you retarded? its obvious, you dumbass
This is so insane. Lets remember who were talking about:
THE JONAS BROTHERS. Im about 110% sure this wasnt on their minds.
oceanup didnt say this hence "reports The Sun"
lines= stuff that selena and demi feed to them
vines= stuff that got in the way of their friendship with miley
trying times= the hardships they all went throught
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lol doubtful. Not everything the Jonas Brothers do has to do with Selena, Demi, and Miley. lol I imagine it's more a general reference to lots of things that have happened in their lives and various people that they've met. Not just demi, selena, and miley.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?! are you KIDDING ME?! Okay, I knew oceanup was really ridiculously stupid, but I never thought they could ever be this fucking retarded. Just WOW. This is the most retarded bullshit I have ever seen from this stupid website.
also no drugs , not swearing , no chris browning women . . . yeah .
joe wouldnt drink..the purity ring says no sex, no drinking. if u look at old interviews they say that. and even on snl nick makes fun of it. ugh this whole camilla thing is such a stunt. dont u think its kinda ironic how when hes in a different country he isnt wearing that necklace? it was always for publicity. doubt they were ever togeather. its hollywood and their playing the game. plus camillas leaving, if that was his girlfriend wouldnt he wanna spend the last few days with her before she leaves for morocco for 2 months? and hes starting tour. plus he ex girlfriend maria was at a event she was at the other day..wierd..
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WTF. No one even thought of this until they published the article.
WHATEVER.
IT'S NOT CHILL YOURSELFS OH MY GOD IT'S FUCKING OCEANUP FOR GOD DAMN!
lines of coke
vines of weed
trying things for the first time
:)
NEXT THEY R COCAINE DEALERS AND THE SUN IS SO FAKE 4 A SOURCE ... DONT GIVE ME THIS BULLSHIT OCEANUP
lol Calm down. No need to get all offended. Yeah, it crossed my mind and I'm sure it crossed theirs but I seriously doubt they thought Lines...Cocaine. Of course. Great title. lol No. They thought about it sure, but it wasn't their intention.
these boys are just SO GOOD , SOMEONE has to throw a wrench in their image , right ? but sorry , that attempt was an EPIC FAIL . lmao , COCAINE ? are you shizzing me ? the poor guys don`t even catch bras , never mind think of cocaine to put into their cd title xD
ps I'm on an iPhone so it's hard to read comments and if some one already commented the vines of weed thing
sorry
WTFFFF !?!?!?! lol.wowww
that is NOT even true. stupid stupid
extremely true . the shiz on this site is as accurate as star and the national enquierer (and that`s where they happen to get all of their bs)
What are you talking about Joe was wearing the necklace
wtfff.
so lines mean cocaine?
so there changing it?
haha what.
I knew it! You may sell your soul if you join Disney, but at least you get quality drugs!
THIS PROVES THAT DASH WAS LYING.
THIS IS STUPID
this is by far the most idiotic thing that oceanup has posted to date. that is all.
Preach it, honey.
And I bet half the world never thought about that...until now.
oh kiddies. lol.
im guessing you guys are around 14? well alot of OLDER people are going to think cocaine if they hear "lines".
i know i did.
but i remebered its the jonas brothers so i thought..nahh. no body is sayin they do cocaine. calm down.
lines= stuff that selena and demi feed to them
vines= stuff that got in the way of their friendship with miley
trying times= the hardships they all went throught
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Huh...kinda makes you think, I am so on the fence with this Dash person. I don't know if to believe them or not, but IF they are talking the truth, I guess the title would make sense.
Dash did say they were all lied to, decieved, manipulated (lines)...that created a big space between Miley and JB (vines) and like Nick said, trying times speaks for itself. Is this Dash person just so lucky that everything fits into place, or do they really know these boys?
OceanUp you're officialy retarded....
joe wouldnt drink..the purity ring says no sex, no drinking. if u look at old interviews they say that. and even on snl nick makes fun of it. ugh this whole camilla thing is such a stunt. dont u think its kinda ironic how when hes in a different country he isnt wearing that necklace? it was always for publicity. doubt they were ever togeather. its hollywood and their playing the game. plus camillas leaving, if that was his girlfriend wouldnt he wanna spend the last few days with her before she leaves for morocco for 2 months? and hes starting tour. plus he ex girlfriend maria was at a event she was at the other day..wierd..
Haha! Maybe now we know what's wrong with joe...
lmao.
ooo sucks to be them!!
What are you talking about Joe was wearing the necklace
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nope
and how does this prove Dash is lying? they have more things FOR them than AGAINST them right now..in terms of the odds
Im I the only one wanting to hear there response to this??
THIS IS SO DUMB!! reallly??? talk about an overreaction this is so rediculous
you're kidding me oceanup.
you honestly think the jona brothers meant foor that line to mean cocaine.
maybe you're on cocaine, because they wouldn't be doing stuff like that.
If you're older than 14 and you think of cocaine when you hear 'lines', you've got a pretty damn messed up mind...
Bwahaha.
lines of coke
vines of weed
trying things for the first time
:)
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LMFAO!!!!
But that's how some of those who do might take it.
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bitch you are alive i thought you died long ago
God oceanup how tipical of ye as usual! Lines as in lyrics obviously!!!!
Can I throw a wrench at them, period?
lmao.
i`m sure they`re not . that would be gay , and that would be selling out . seriously , WHO THINKS OF COCAIN WHEN THEY HEAR LINES ?! xD lmao , mexicans do ! no jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk , i love mexicans <3
This isn't the damn 70's, unless their spotted a club 54 this is a piece of crap. I don't like the name but I sure didn't think of coke when I heard it. Disney is an ass.
LMAO seriously?
no . you cold hearted bitch .
bahahahahahahahah lmao
What the hell?
oooh the best!! hahaha!!
mmm joe share the coke!
The purity rings obviously means no sex, but it doesn't stop anyone from having sex, it's a reminder not to have it! Fyi, he said it himself, thanks.
This is a joke right?
me too. imagine THERE FACES HEARING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!! priceless.
I don't do it.. but that's the first thing I thought of
oh kiddies. lol.
im guessing you guys are around 14? well alot of OLDER people are going to think cocaine if they hear "lines".
i know i did.
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exactly. i mean you fans act like your the only people in the world. there are people who don't exactly care about the jonas brothers and often hear 'lines' as a term referenced to cocaine. its not uncommon.
think about it. if you dont care about the jonas brothers and all you know is that they are a disney poprock band. its actually not that far fetched at all. they are perfect candidates for falling off the 'straight and narrow' path.
but if your a fan of course your going to be like "omg! how could they ever think such a thing." it depends on the person.
wow. that's dumb.
joe share the coke
I was not meaning the soft beverage :D
now if they were bad kids , knocking up every girl they see , this bs wouldn`t happen (stupid rumors about COCAINE ?!) , but i`m glad that they`re STILL clean and those rumors are NOT TRUE . bs , oceanup . faaaaaaaail .
hahaha thats hilarious. i figured it out the minute they announced the name haha those people r retards (the record company not jb!)
>.>
wtf?
who thinks of that?
how stupid.
poor jb.
ahahahaa.
this makes no sense.
it's obvious they did not mean crack!!
gaaaaaahh!
people need to get a life!
lmfao, wow. this is bullll
This is the most stupid thing I have ever heard!
I NEVER thought of that comparison and it never occurred to me at all. WOW, I love how everyone makes such stupid observations.
Isn't the Sun a tabloid?
lol THIS IS NOT SAYING THAT JB INTENDED FOR IT TO BE A SLY REFERENCE TO COCAINE. THIS IS NOT OCEANUP OR DISNEY SAYING THAT THEY FEEL THAT'S WHAT JB WAS REFERRING TO WITH "LINES". THIS IS AN ARTICLE EXPLAINING THAT THE WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTOR OF THEIR RECORDS (NOT HOLLYWOOD RECORDS OR DISNEY. UNIVERSAL RECORDS) WAS WORRIED THAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD MAKE AN ASSOCIATION TO LINES AND COCAINE THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY THERE. THIS ISN'T ANYONE SAYING THAT'S WHAT JB MEANT. HONESTLY, PEOPLE ARE READING THIS ARTICLE COMPLETLEY WRONG.
Maybe they hang out with Lindsay Lohan when no is lookinh?
Oh. C'mon, you guys don't have a sense of humor. >< And it's Studio 54, not club...it's OK though, I get confused, too.
So the Jonas do know how to party! And here I thought they were frigid little momma's boys.
THE SUN IS A RIDICULOUS TRASHY TABLOID.
Wow that so dumb...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnBmm9sbdb0
NO ONE uses that term . EVER .
Yeah, the are.
this is the most ridiculous thing
i have ever heard. like someone already
said, if nobody would have said anything
nobody would have noticed.
i doubt the jonas brothers were thinking
about cocaine when they came up with the titles
really?
people are stupid
ok, so Miley is flipping off the papz and JB is coke addicts...we have done a 180 since last year
wow!
no jobros fan ever thought of that until now!
seriously??? wow!
nick is a manwhore and a drugaddict
the jonas brothers dont do cocain or any drugs but maybe camilla does who really knows?
joe wouldnt drink..the purity ring says no sex, no drinking. if u look at old interviews they say that. and even on snl nick makes fun of it. ugh this whole camilla thing is such a stunt. dont u think its kinda ironic how when hes in a different country he isnt wearing that necklace? it was always for publicity. doubt they were ever togeather. its hollywood and their playing the game. plus camillas leaving, if that was his girlfriend wouldnt he wanna spend the last few days with her before she leaves for morocco for 2 months? and hes starting tour. plus he ex girlfriend maria was at a event she was at the other day..wierd..
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Joe IS wearing that necklace. Look closer at the pictures. Sorry to burst your bubble.
You guys have some serious problems. can't you find some real information to give us? cause this is ridiculous. Nobody thought of that until you mentioned it. You're completely overreacting. It's really not neccessary. just stop. get a hobby or something.
bahahha
leave it to disney to spaz out at this
how in the hell does this prove Dash is lying?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT'S ABOUT COCAINE,
SNORT IT BITCHESSSSSSSSSS
:D
ooh lindsay?!? wasn't she a disney star? 'get a clue' and 'parent trap'
and now joes out with those 2 hot austrailian twins
hell, 3some
seriously.
they're growing up. but I doubt druggs are in the picture
comeon people
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the thing is , the album is FOR THEIR FANS . and a majority of their fans are 13-17 , and we`re the ones that like the clean stuff instead of that metal business . so we don`t even think of lines being cocaine , cause we admire CLEAN and PURE GUYS , so why would we do drugs or think of stuff like that ? so , there ya go .
hahah like you'd know. it's a VERY common reference. as in, "let's do lines" or "cut some lines." however, it is ridiculous that someone would honestly think jb would be referring to coke
Maybe in the future if he follows that path troubled child stars take. OK, that's just me being mean. =D
I like the funny gossip in the Disney bubble, but I don't like the Disney people themselves.
common sense proved dash is lying. anyone over the age of 8 can spot that bullshit from a mile away
and joe's not stupid. Camilla obviously doesn't do drugs. you people need to just accept the fact that joe's happy. don't be jealous. you guys are a pretty sad group of people, aren't you? really people, just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you can automatically accuse them of doing drugs.
get over it. joe likes camilla. and the name of the album wasn't created with drugs in mind.
Im I the only one wanting to hear there response to this??
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THEIR response was the statement from Nick explaining what each part meant! I swear I think some of you people comment and don't even take the time to read things through!
Ohhh, you are right! LL was a Disney star herself!
Haha, Disney people are really easy to make fun of. Not b/c they are famous, but b/c they are Disney folk. In non-animated form, but you'd think they were. They're never allowed to be human.
I don't know how you grew up, but most people I know didn't grow up having threesomes... 0.o
huh...what???
seriously, we're talking about the boys who wear purity rings, dont drink & are very Christian.
do you think they meant cocaine in their album title?
HECK NO!
so stop trying to cause drama with them.
yes, because we all know weed grows on vines. that would be funny though, a stretch, but funny
Does anyone ever notice that EVERY performance of Video Girl JB does, Kevin says in the last chorus:
JB: I'm not about to be another victim...
Kevin: I won't be a victim!
JB: of the video girl syndrome
lol, sorry very random but I love him...
the jonas brothers dont do cocain or any drugs but maybe camilla does who really knows?
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FUCK YOU!
Anyone who knows anything about Camilla (that they didn't read on Oceanup) knows that she's a very shy, quiet homebody who doesn't party. Joe is wilder than she is. Seriously....
Did you mean mental, or metal business? B/C I love metal.
of course they do drugs have you seen nick he looks like a perfect example of a drugaddict
yeah he is:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/2009/04/jonas-veronicas/joe-jonas-the-v...
Actually common sense would support her story,only actual proof can tell us that she is lying and I haven't seen that yet.
I think she meant that people should stop treating these guys as children, that's all. But they can't stop treating them that way.
Do you think that the famous people with no talent sell their souls to Satan? And that is why the have their inevitable fall? OH NO.
xD
Well, that's stupid. The Jonas Brothers obviously didn't mean cocaine. Sometimes I wonder why oceanup overreacts.
Are you the same person posting over and over again saying crap about Nick doing drugs?
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