Miley, 'Worst Friend Quality Is Jealousy'

Lol, Tim, you're so funny. You are a tween at heart, aren't you, you perv

don't get it..

firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst

DEMI.

i always had a feeling she liked Justin.

and cue the miley hate....

What does 'worst friend quality' mean? I'm confused.

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He obviously knows how to piss you off.

lol @ justins tweet

Lol, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THEM! (Justin and Mandy, her friends, her brother is her family, and Demi is a co-worker)

SHE'S GIVEN THEM ALL A BIG OLD "FUCK YOU" AND THEN SHE WENT AND FUCKED NICHOLAS, BECAUSE THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN LOVE WITH EACHOTHER!

sorry, new to this site, isn't this how most of the commentors act?

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Eh, WRONG Oceanup. it was Demi, Mandy, garret, Chace, and soem guy name Jac Vanek. Miley was not there and neither was Justin.

Meaning the worst thing about a friends personality is jealousy

don't get it..
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me too.
BTW Mandy's face scared me.

Screw Team Demi & Selena.
It's Team Demi & Miley FTW.

ooooh I get it. I was reading it wrong, thanks.

that's easy.
Selena Gomez.

http://totallylookslike.com/2009/05/03/lindsay-lohan-totally-looks-like-...

Please tell me I am not the only one who has started singing paranoid in the shower.

I think they were there, why would Demi randomly be there with them? It was the first time she met them, and Mandy and her are not friends. The only reason for her to associate with them is Miley.

Screw Team Demi & Selena.
It's Team Demi & Miley FTW.

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agreed.

I wish she would just fall in a hole and never come out.
Maybe if we're lucky, she'd die down there.

LOL

There's no 'teams'
it's just a stupid excuse for fans to argue over nothing.

Shut up mutherfucker.

Spongebob: Remeber Patrick, flatter the customer.
[man opes the door]
Patrick: I love you

I wish she would just fall in a hole and never come out.
Maybe if we're lucky, she'd die down there.

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get some help.

I wish you would just fall in a hole and never come out.
Maybe if we're lucky, you'll die down there.

Is she just saying that or did something happen with one of her friends, coworkers or family member? Who knows.

LMFAO!

What about her? =S

OCEANUP MILEY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT. SHE IS NO LONGER THE TEEN QUEEN. STOP POSTING ABOUT HER.

Probably happened to her or maybe she remembered it or she wouldn't have brought it up.

Is she just saying that or did something happen with one of her friends, coworkers or family member? Who knows.
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well she said it was an advice that was given to her.so I don't think that something happened.

Then let them fight.
I'm not fighting with anyone.
I'm stating my opinion.

lmao people overlook things too much.
but I think it's for Mandy?

THUS US FROM CHASE PINO'S TWITTERR
!Had fun tonight with @garretjiroux@MandyyJirouxx@JordanLeanne@KrisCamp@ChaseJordan@jacvanek & the little Irish/Mexican@ddlovato

MILEY & JUSTIN WE'RE NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yah I guess. I thought maybe it was a quote she heard somewhere.

haha, you're funny.

OCEANUP MILEY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT. SHE IS NO LONGER THE TEEN QUEEN. STOP POSTING ABOUT HER.

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1) Miley is relevant
2) Miley has been and still is the teen queen
3) Oceanup will never stop posting about her. They're obsessed.

lmao people overlook things too much.
but I think it's for Mandy?
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what makes you think that? im just curious

Jac Vanek is a girl

I didn't say you were.. and again, there's no 'teams'

lmao people overlook things too much.
but I think it's for Mandy?
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That was my 1st thought, too.

Things to do when your bored.

1 . close your eyes, hit a letter on your keyboard, and go the e n t i r e day without typing that letter.
(its difficult.)

2. throw mac & cheese in a fan and see where it lands. =)

3 . Sit on your front lawn and say "HI HOW YA DOIN" to people driving or walking by ( beware or petafiles, rapists or mulesters. ) [ if they are talking on the phone while driving yell at them "GET OFF THE PHONE IM TALKING TO YOU JERK" ]

4 . Learn a rap song and sing it to your mom.

5 .Find a box, take it in front of your house, sit in it, and tell people this is your new home because your mom kicked you out fer throwing mac & cheese into a fan. [ haha ]

6 . While you mom is talking to the phone, act like shes talking to you and reply back. {example... Mom: Hey i haven't talked to you in a while! how are you hun? Me: Umm we just talked like 5min ago. you asked me if i wanted a sandwich. and im fiine but you seem to have amnesia. }

7. Call your mom when shes in the other room and ask her to make you mac & cheese. :]

8 . make a sandwich for your dog using all dog food and dog treats.

9. Go in your bathroom and blow bubbles. :]

10 . Make your pet a model and take pictures of it and say "yes yes OMG gorgeous keep that going! growl at me! Be FIERCE!

11 . Make a list of things to do when your bored. ;]

LOL, keep on dreaming homie. Miley IS the fucking Teen queen, go back to your selena post

Wow.Your Mature. Not Grow Up Please!

um.. no.

3) Oceanup will never stop posting about her. They're obsessed.

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They will someday.. she's not gonna be on this site when she's 40.

THUS US FROM CHASE PINO'S TWITTERR
!Had fun tonight with @garretjiroux@MandyyJirouxx@JordanLeanne@KrisCamp@ChaseJordan@jacvanek & the little Irish/Mexican@ddlovato

MILEY & JUSTIN WE'RE NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chase & demi know each other?

"irish/mexican"?

I think she says that for demi, because she hang out with Mandy and co
and they are miley's best friend so may be miley is a little jealous no ?

MILEY AND JUSTIN IS ON THE CYRUS HOME.
JUSTIN SLEEPS THERE.

who cares about that fucking famewhore anyways?

hahhaha THEY ARE CREATING ANOTHER
FUCKING DRAMA. FOR PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT.

Seriously Aren't they tired of BEING FAKE?

If Miley Cyrus fell down the
stairs, everybody would scream
"h o e d o w n !"

THUS US FROM CHASE PINO'S TWITTERR
!Had fun tonight with @garretjiroux@MandyyJirouxx@JordanLeanne@KrisCamp@ChaseJordan@jacvanek & the little Irish/Mexican@ddlovato

MILEY & JUSTIN WE'RE NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chase & demi know each other?

"irish/mexican"?
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they met there well i think garret met her there so i figure chase did too

I think she says that for demi, because she hang out with Mandy and co
and they are miley's best friend so may be miley is a little jealous no ?
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nah

hahah. I need to show this to my friend Jessica. We would totally wave and say hi to random. And FML my mom was on her blue tooth and i thought she was talking to me i felt like such an ass..Lol

I would love to do that... but I'm lactose intolerant.

so? I remember the night for the premier when they all went to PF changs, one of them (besides Miley) didn't say Justin was there and he was...everyone isn't always named

I think she says that for demi, because she hang out with Mandy and co
and they are miley's best friend so may be miley is a little jealous no ?
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Maybe Miley didn't want to go because she was tired.
I believe that Miley is ok with people having more than on friend.

Please tell me I am not the only one who has started singing paranoid in the shower.
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please.I sing it when I first get up,when I go to bed and at various points in the day in between

Or.Maybe you should stop over analyzing shit. And live your life.

GAMES GAMES GAMES

shut up...there is no proof that justin sleeps at their house...

seriously, does she still have fans? she's boring and predictable, and just sad. do the world a favor and delete your twitter sweetie, nobody gives shit

FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU ON RESRICTED.
1. When their talking say..."yahh..uhh, huh? no wait! could u repeat that?"
2. Randomly start singing the ABC's
3. Throw your phone down the stairs and say your in the middle of an earthquake.
4. Tell them your about to comite suicied then make a loud noise and drop your phone.
5. Start freaking out.
6. Tell them to turn around so you can get a better view of them.
7. Say.."my daddy's a police woman"(:
8. Tell them santa hates people who call on resticted.
9. Say that your pet gorilia just escaped.
10. Start talking in a realy deep voice.
11. Act really scared.
12. Tell them your cat just died and you need to go to its funeral.
13. Say..."OMG no way, Samantha, is that you? girl, we have so much to catch up on." then make random stuff up.
14. Tell them your in the bathroom and that it smells like roses.
15. Ask them where they buy their clothes or shoes.
16. Yell into the phone saying "whyy do people do this to me?"
17. Start crying.
18. Flush your toilet.
19. Say..."well yah i do enjoy your prank calling it makes me feel special that someone would take their time just to call me. but now i will never know who this is, and i just wanted to say...iloveyou!"
20. Take a spaz.
21. Start eating food.
22. Ask them what happened to their real life.
23. Tell them to please shut up, you need to hear your heartbeat.
24. Hold your nose and start talking.
25. Tell them their amazing sleepers.
26. Ask then why they cant just go eat a rock.
but the best thing to do is...hang up(:

of course it's justin. we ALL know that fight weeks ago was over his jealousy. he's just a jealous person. he's with her every fuckin day because he can't stand to leave her alone because of what she might do. he's jealous.

i hate him. but i'm starting to hate miley now because she's such a moron for staying with him 24/7.

Exactly.They probably went.

If Miley Cyrus fell down the
stairs, everybody would scream
"h o e d o w n !"
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And if you keep posting here, I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

aint that an ouch?

oh, and haters are so overrated.

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2.) Whenever someone asks you something, quack at them.
3.) Hum the Mission Impossible theme song in their ear loudly.
4.) Go up to them, take their hand and say, "I see dead people." then walk away.
5.) Ask them where they left their moose pants.
6.) Have random spasms in your seat.
7.) Ask them for a fork.
8.) Slam your head against things
9.) Swim on the floor
10.) Stare at them wide-eyed until they look at you, then look away, then do it again.
11.) When they get mad at you, threaten them that you have a pet fish that isn't afraid to bite at them.
12.) Tell them you love them, then tell them your magic domino told you to say that.
13.) Growl or bark os hiss (etc.) at them when they speak, then say, "I forgot my medication."
14.) Tell them that there's a gorilla in your pants.
15.) Put your arm around them and yell in their ear "HEY BUDDY!"
16.) In dead silence, say "I left the tub on in the bathroom."
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18.) When they say your name, yell "BWACK!"
19.) When they're talking, laugh hysterically, and when they ask why, tell them "You talk funny."
20.) Follow there every move; even when they talk.

Lol, I bet there are a lot more people who give a shit about her and not you...but of course, I can be wrong.

You'll cut them through the computer?

If Miley Cyrus fell down the
stairs, everybody would scream
"h o e d o w n !"

Oh are you talking about her fans, that's the 5th largest country if they get together?.

I think you're talking about the seatfiller, her post is under :), now ... GET THE FUCK OUT

no

If Garret and Chase were there it had to have awkward moments and wtf is Demi doing hanging with those idiots? Miley must have been there too.

aint that an ouch?

oh, and haters are so overrated
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why would it be an ouch? Nobody did nothing to Miley.

If Miley Cyrus fell down the
stairs, everybody would scream
"h o e d o w n !"

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it wasn't funny the first time, it wasn't funny the second time, and it's still NOT FUNNY.

Lmao, that's Selena. Be close with Demi, and that bitch will cut you.

You'll cut them through the computer?

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i'm not who you're replying to, but threats through the computer should be taken just as seriously as threats in person.
you CAN track people down through the computer.
just one little comment and it's possible.
scary, but true.

If Miley Cyrus fell down the
stairs, everybody would scream
"h o e d o w n !"

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AAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Hilarious.

Oh are you talking about her fans, that's the 5th largest country if they get together?.

I think you're talking about the seatfiller, her post is under :), now ... GET THE FUCK OUT
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They were talking about Hannah's fans , not Miley Cyrus' fans.

If Miley Cyrus fell down the
stairs, everybody would scream
"h o e d o w n !"

considering i'm not famous, and would probably commit suicide if i was ever labeled a "teen queen," you're right. am i supposed to be upset that a shitload of people whose names i don't even know "like" me and obsess over my every move?

she's losing fans, even the psychos on oceanup are fewer and fewer. lol@her losing her career by the end of this year, 2010 at best. i mean who the fuck watches HM anymore? unless they're in elementary school...i sure as hell would be embarrassed to admit i did after that age.

They were talking about Hannah's fans , not Miley Cyrus' fans.

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Yes they were.

she's losing fans, even the psychos on oceanup are fewer and fewer. lol@her losing her career by the end of this year, 2010 at best. i mean who the fuck watches HM anymore? unless they're in elementary school...i sure as hell would be embarrassed to admit i did after that age.

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I guess you weren't here when her older fans were throwing a little party.

I find it kind of sad when people feel the need to bring up Selena in order to defend Miley.

aint that an ouch?

oh, and haters are so overrated
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why would it be an ouch? Nobody did nothing to Miley.

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it is to whoever miley was talking about

Oh cry me a fucking river

HM is still the highest rated Disney show.
you're not going anywhere with that comment.

16 Things To Say When Someone Calls You Crazy
1. say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.

only if you're the admin of this site, sorry. all that ip tracer bullshit is simply that, BS. and whoever keeps saying that just thinks she's funny for some reason. nobody else does...

yeah it's getting old,we never get any answers,reading this shit is like hearing half of a conversation. it's like if you were close enough to the Jb to hear them talking and you hear Nick say and then she came over to me and I licked it and they all start laughing and you're thinking to yourself licked what and from who?never any answers only half of a story.twitter is just for fucking with our brains,unless they use it like the Jb does keep it simple and don't communicate with anyone with it except fans

I wonder if demi is going to comment today

and you're still reacting to it, which is exactly what they want by doing it.

16 Things To Say When Someone Calls You Crazy
1. say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.

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LMAO!!!

Who are you talking to?

yeah, i am talking about her fans. her ever dwindling in number fans, who don't care about her played out tv show or the fact that she's so obviously fucking a 20 year old. i don't care about selena, she seems nice but i'm not a fan. not everyone who thinks miley is an overrated TEENIE star (not to be confused with TEEN) is obsessed with selena

Honestly nobody lasts from Disney but a few. Basically Shia because Britney and Justin weren't in Disney long and didn't get huge until after Disney. Miley won't be teen queen forever it's life. Just like Hilary and Lindsay used to be. They aren't now. It's just life. People should get over it. I'd rather live my fun 18 year old fun and crazy life with a "fuck you attitude" then a Disney under-microscope life. To be honest.Fame might be fun but I'm glad I have a normal life.

TRUE SHIT!
they just want people's attention
thats why they keep on making drama's for people
to talk about. they don't even care if their getting tired anymore.

hmm. seriously. dont let the people on oceanup con you into thinking it reflects her actual fanbase. its not at all. a lot of fans avoid this site becaue of the haters. a lot of fans, even if they dont like justin, completely support her. plus there are still plenty of fans who are perfectly fine with the relationship. dont let it get to you. i stopped taking oceanup seriously a long time ago. hehe ; )

Who knows who she is talking about? Could be anyone but none of it makes any sense. She's close to all of them.

OMGOMGOMG

ROFLLLLLLLLLMAAOOOO

Lmao. I'm one of those older fans. Yeah their's a few that creep through OceanUp Lol are you one.

woooow, a bunch of 6-11 year olds watch disney. highest rated DISNEY show, DISNEY being the key word. disney shows don't last long, period. and that's because people lose interest in their boring ass teenie queens, especially when they're getting boned by 20 year olds that their daddy's pimped them out to. watch the trainwreck that's gonna go down in the next couple of years. we got the next lindsay lohan on our hands for sure

16 Things To Say When Someone Calls You Crazy
1. say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.

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LMFAO! OH GOSHHHHH! HAHAHAHAHA

anyone who takes any of these twitters seriously needs help. stop looking for tweets to be this intense look into their lives. they aren't "trying to mess with you," your just mad cause you cant figure out what they mean. word of advice; stop caring so damn much.

Hilarious Things to Do During a Test

Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say, "oh geez, better get cracking," and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!"

Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I’m SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.

On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

Bring pets.

Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They’ve found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. .

Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!

Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling, "I’m here, the phantom of the opera," until they drag you away.

Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

Bring a water gun with you. Nuff said.

From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.

Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say, "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’tforget to use the phrase "Told you so".

fate fell short this time, smile fades in the summer

what makes me think what?

Yeah. I mean I'm older but I only like her music. 7 Things and The Climb are my two favorites. As far as watching Hannah Montana Hell No. I'm a little too old for that. I don't watch anything on Disney. And Justin well he's whatever when i was 16 my boyfriend wasn't 20 so ya know.

lmao THANK YOU

agreed. but these rabid fans keep insisting she's queen of the universe. i'm sure she'll do some stuff after her show ends, but these people just need a reality check. disney is very out with the old, in with the new. they milk these kids for every last penny then drop em

Aw, I love Miley and I love that picture up there...I'm not even going to try to imagine who she is talking about

I think Justin chase garret are all jealous of Nick and jealous that Miley hangs with and loves him, I believe there may be tension between Miley garret and chase right now. chase twittered to Miley last week or 2 weeks ago something about why she's not their friend anymore and that he knows they weren't as close to her as justin but that they could still be her friends too,I'm paraphrasing since I don't remember his exact words but maybe they are who she means I bet she didn't like that crap they said about Nick and dismembering the Jb and the twitter war with her fans

Agreed.

Well I'm sixteen and I watch hannah Montana big deal. Laugh at me go ahead. People can have lives and watch Disney.

I'm an older fan, and I admit I do watch Hannah Montana. I find the show to be very funny and cute. Don't get me wrong, I watch alot of other shows, Scrubs, Two and a Half Men, One Tree Hill, Smallville, Gossip Girl, Days of Our Lives, Friends...But sometimes it feels good to laugh at absolutely nothing. It can't compare to the shows I used to watch a long time ago, but it has a good vibe, and I know ALOT of older people who watch Hannah.

are the jonas brothers still in the bahamas or are they back in cali/or texas

she's losing fans, even the psychos on oceanup are fewer and fewer. lol@her losing her career by the end of this year, 2010 at best. i mean who the fuck watches HM anymore? unless they're in elementary school...i sure as hell would be embarrassed to admit i did after that age.

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I guess you weren't here when her older fans were throwing a little party.
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alot of people who are older love the hm show,I'm one of them! that and Jonas and occassionally a little bit of sonny with a chance are the only newer disney shows I watch I still like raven reruns or phil of the future and life with derek if i can catch them

what makes me think what?
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i think that person meant what makes you think Miley is talking about Mandy.

lol at the one person from the last night
and still here

Is there something wrong with celebrating Miley being very successful right now? We don't know what she's going to be like in the future, and we like to think of everything she's accomplished so far

hmm I lost track of their whereabouts a long time ago

Exactly. I mean you can only hope for the best. I'm not some evil bitch who wants her to end up like Britney or Lindsay. Hopefully she has success. But I don't see any current day Disney star huge after Disney. I'm sure her as well as Selena will have a few projects but I don't see them as the next Angelina, or Kate Winslet. Imo

Garbo twittered about being on a plane yesterday, so I think they left.

I hope chewbacca is not with them at the bahamas.

lol at the one person from the last night
and still here
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how do you know its one person.

9 Things To Hate About People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is your's? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". To right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here..?

She's obvi talking about Selena. Shame on you Ms. Gomez...

granted i dont think she is the queen of the universe but the people who make it seem like she has no fans left at all start to sound just as ridiculous. even hilary still has a fanbase that is definitely devoted to her. no she is not the teen queen as you say, but she has a core fanbase that still backs her. and i have no doubt that will be the same for miley. taking both sides to the extreme both gets to be irrational, but she will always lie somewhere in the middle.

im obsessed with paranoid.

and who asked for your advice. maybe you should give the celebs the advice to not talk to their friends over a public system like twitter and people wouldn't be wondering wtf they're talking about

She's obvi talking about Selena. Shame on you Ms. Gomez...
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that is a possibilty.
don't kill me Selena fans.

they're gonna be on the paul o'grady show tomorrow so they could be wherever that is

lol at the one person from the last night
and still here
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how do you know its one person.

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lol cause i went here last night
then i saw that person leaving comment
and lol i am here today and she's still here lmfao.

Do you guys ever go to sleep?

yeah i am. I'm a Senior. Us seniors got a last week. My senior trip with my friends are in 2 weeks. Rite after our Graduation. And Lmao at you still being here b/c you must have been here last night to know i was hear. I live on the East Coast it's about 1 something here but since you must know i be out tonight. Red Robin with a few friends.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN;
WE HAVE A HOE DOWN!
I REPEAT;
HOE DOWN!

Oh, once you're on OU you can pretty much tell who is who. This one hater usually comes on a Miley post and you can tell it's the same person when they reply desperately to every single comment. I'm not saying there is only one, of course she has haters, but this one person is really easy to spot

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lol at the one person from the last night
and still here
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how do you know its one person
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she has no clue she thinks she knows it all!

i should've been more specific with what i said, you're right. no, i don't think there's anything wrong with that. there are just a few, perhaps a minority, of fans who insist on tearing to shreds any other star that threatens to usurp her title as the "queen," you know? but you don't appear to be one of those people, of course everyone has the right to celebrate a celebrity they love who is doing well! cheers, i say!

lol, I dont think that person was talking about you.

She's talking about me I was on a post last night. At some point

lol at the one person from the last night
and still here
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lol. which would mean you were there and are now here as well. stop acting like you know everybody. starts to get a little stalkerish.

HAHAHA me too!!!! I LOVE IT!

1. demi may be have met them all thru mily and became friends with them on her own. so she might be hanging out with them w/out miley. u don't know their whole life so u don't know if they know demi or not.
2. don't over analyze miley's posts. this may be related to actual events, but chances are u will never find out the truth about it, so stop wasting brain space and move on with life.
3. miley is teen queen, because idk if yall notice this, but whether u like her or not, it is evident miley's life is running yours if u r spending this much timeon her post hating on her. u may say she wants attention, but if u don't like her, and u r saying that, posting here is GIVING HER THE ATTENTION U SAY SHE DOESN'T DESERVE! u r feeding the fire that is miley(meaning she's growing uncontrolably). saying she wants attention and posting hate comments gives her even more attention, wastes your time, and it wastes mine...MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE!
4. if she loses her career, i think she'll live. so what if she's not famous anymore...so she goes back to tennessee and lives her life like a NORMAL person and succeeds in other ways. she has said that the econd she stops having fun, she will stop and go back to her home. she's only 16...she has flexibility and time, and if she is washed up by 2010 like someone said, she can go to college and get a degree in whatever she wants, cuz she's young and still has time. for the most part, "child stars" go on to be normal people after fame, and there is nothing wrong with that!

Yah I feel the same way.

Twenty-Two Things to do Inbetween Classes at School

1)))Go into the bathroom and walk into a stall. Wait thirty seconds and then yell, "Oh shit! Does anyone have a tampon?"

2)))Skip through the hallways singing "If You're Happy and You Know it Clap your Hands."

3)))If people don't clap tell guidence.

4)))Run into guidence crying. When they ask what's wrong say,"I forget." Then straiten your shirt, brush off some invisable durt, and skip out smiling.

5)))Fall down the stairs and make the janitor carry you to class.

6)))Run into the boys' bathroom and try to sit on a urnal. Say something about the toilet being comfortable. Then look at a boy and walk toward him with wide eyes. Suddenky, run out screaming "Boys! Boys in my sanctuary!"

7)))Look for someone who needs anger managment and is getting a drink. SHove their head into the water and say it was a loser.

8)))Hug a ghetto person

9)))Drop all of your binders. Then when someone helps you pick them uup, stare at them and smile, even if it's a girl. Then drop them again. Repeat until the bell rings

10)))When the bell rings scream, "Yes! I won! I won!"

11)))When somebody makes an anouncement over the loudspeaker, scream, "It's those voices again! Make it stop! Make it stop!"

12)))Stuff yourrself in your locker. Then scream for help and say the zombies did it.

13))Stare at the ground and run around saying, "Have you seen my dog? I lost him! I can't find him. Rover! Oh Rover, where are you!?

14)))Ask a teacher what he or she is having for lunch. Then say something like "Really? Maybe you could try a little less food. Maybe something less fattening??

15)))"Trot" down the hallway clinking coconuts together like they do on Montypithon.

16)))Ask everybody if they have plans for the weekend, then run into a corner and cry. When someone asks you what's wrong cry about having no plans.

17)))Walk up to a popular clique and start chatting with them. Ask them about PMS.

18)))Tell somebody wearing white pants that they might want to consider a thicker pad.

19)))Lie on the ground and pretend to be sleeping.

20)))Walk into the nurse's office and start playing doctor.

21)))Flirt with a security guard.

22)))Jump into a janitor cart and make them push you. Scream, "Weeee!!"