Cristiano Ronaldo HOT OR NOT?

Cristiano Ronaldo HOT OR NOT?

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, who Real Madrid just purchased from
Manchester United for £80, showed off his body by the pool with his
brother at their hotel in Beverly Hills on June 11. Photos: Fame. 5+

Cristiano Ronaldo HOT OR NOT? Cristiano Ronaldo HOT OR NOT? Cristiano Ronaldo HOT OR NOT? Cristiano Ronaldo HOT OR NOT? Cristiano Ronaldo HOT OR NOT?

192 comments:

Anonymous said:


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Anonymous said:

this is kinda random

anonymous anonymous said:

HOT HOT HOT!
i'd like to fuck him ;D

Anonymous said:

POST ADAM LAMBERT ROLLING STONE SCANS

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Are you a complete f*cking idiot?? Will you please
give it a rest with the Jonas crap.

Anonymous said:

Its actually £80 million unlike posted above.

What A Joke What A Joke said:

I never knew Cristiano Ronaldo was part of the
Disney Club. Who you going to post next? Verne Troyer?
Danny DeVito???

izzie izzie said:

hot, but i think he's gay

Anonymous said:

Lol it is £80 million not £80

LMFAO LMFAO said:

LMFAO at £80!!! Tim Oceanup, you know absolutely zilch
about soccer. It was £80 million you fool.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

hhaha an european guy....how not!!

Anonymous said:

i really dont know why.. but i hate him..
i know that is harsh, but i just hate him..
with no reason at all.. hmm..

amanda amanda said:

oh my word! he is sexy!!!!!!!

Anonymous said:

what the.. you mean 80 millon?!?!
SOCCER TEAMS ARE FUCKING RICH
lmao their players are surely not worth 80 cents

ugh ugh said:

he looks like a huge jerk

rocka rocka said:

paris hilton thinks he is sexy

Anonymous said:

It's because he is a whinging little sh"t.

Megan Megan said:

HELL YEA!!! august 9th he's playing in DC!! section 121!!

beth beth said:

NOT HOT. i've sat on tables next to him in restraunts many times...zilch hotness about him in person ha

AJ AJ said:

Used to think he was, until he hooked up with Paris Hilton.... now... ewwwwww. Wouldn't touch him.

Anonymous said:

FUCKING GORGEOUS!

It's his brother in the last pic... It's his brother in the last pic... said:

It's his brother in the last pic...

Kendall Kendall said:

he kinda hot... but he has a wedgie and pubes under his chin.

Anonymous said:

LMAO not £80
£80 million
which is $131 million
gosh oceaNUP

Anonymous said:

I never knew Cristiano Ronaldo was part of the
Disney Club. Who you going to post next? Verne Troyer?
Danny DeVito???
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LOL

Jesssssss(: Jesssssss(: said:

Cristiano Ronaldo is soooooooo fucking gorgeous.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK.
I'd do him in a heartbeat.
He's got the cutest butt ever.

<33333333333

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm from portugal, he's from here. he's HORRIBLE.
NOT NOT NOT.

Anonymous said:

oh my word

wow....speecheless

Sofia Sofia said:

Hot...because he´s portuguese...kisses

anonymous anonymous said:

hes so fuckable.
what a wild night i would have with him.

sam sam said:

hot..
and it was £80million not £80

Sofia Sofia said:

and I´m from Portugal tooo....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ said:

Yawn, Yawn, Yawn....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..Boring!!

Anonymous said:

kinda hot and kinda not... cause he's more a model than a soccer player now ....

Anonymous said:

OceanUp he was purchased (sounds werid LOL) for 80 MILLION pounds not 80 pounds!
And yes he is a hottie,I met him at a match,he was sweet!

Deedeee Deedeee said:

He's beautiful. Simple as that.

No Bitchassness No Bitchassness said:

hes not gay hes a manwhore new girlfriends every week never out of the newspaper for bad reasons he has hookers come in everynight to his house hes a doochebag.

Anonymous said:

hes such a nob.
hes up his own ass.

uhh.

cew cew said:

hm... I think tim's got a crush :P

Anonymous said:

ew?

Anonymous said:

i see him with camilla belle

Fathema Fathema said:

ahhhhhhh no he's going from manchester united nooooooo!!!!!

Anonymous said:

OceanUp, when are you going to post up Selena Gomez and Jennifer Stone in Disneyland? JustJaredJr just beat you to it.

Kelsey! Kelsey! said:

HE'S HOT! Him and David Beckham are my favorite soccer players!;)

Sarah Sarah said:

He is SO gay,
even though he ain't admitting it.

Anonymous said:

http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2009/06/12/selena-gomez-jennifer-stone-ma...

haha haha said:

£80

HA
or not :')

Anonymous said:

IT ISN'T HIM ON THE LAST PIC!
PAHAHAHAHHAHAH

I really don't like him,i'm portuguese and everybody likes him here but i don't.
he annoys me --'

Anonymous said:

LOVE HIM!
ronaldo is deff shmexyy!
(;

anyways,
he looks like he has a major wedgy in th second picture.
LMAO!

Raqella Raqella said:

HOT im so upset he's leaving man u cos I won't get to see him until the world cup next year!!!

Anonymous said:

DAMN HE IS THE SEXIEST SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD

Anonymous said:

www,YOUTUBE.COM/JCRUADVENTURES has all the new songs that jb performed last night!! good quality

carla carla said:

he's hot!

Nikki Nikki said:

There is nothing hot about Crispi.

Besides his bod, but its prob std ridden. Hookers and
Paris Hilton... 'nough said.

Anonymous said:

ARGH, i didn't want him to leave man united. ):
atleast we still have wayne rooney [:

Anonymous said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs0TWzE96c

the crowd shouts BITCH during POISON IVY last night!!!

That guy That guy said:

LOLOL

Anonymous said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2hbas4r9Jc

BLACK KEYS/A LITTLE BIT LONGER- liveeeee from last night

Anonymous said:

I'm from Madeira. the place where he was born and hell no! He's deff not hot.

Ju Brazil Ju Brazil said:

he is hot! but why oceanup is posting this??? who is the next? kaká? beckham? joe cole? Oo kind of strange...

That guy That guy said:

THIS WEBSITE NEEDS TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN.

That guy That guy said:

Joe was dating camilla, so she was on the website, and camilla starting hanging out with him, and now he's on the website?
only a guesstimation.

Anonymous said:

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/celebs/c114833_miley_cyrus.html#videoSec...

video people of Nick & Miley jet-skiing!!!

leave Britney alone. leave Britney alone. said:

So fucking HOT. Caliente hot.
He and David Beckham are like, my favorite soccer players ever.
Too bad i hear he's gay though =/, But he's still sexy.

josephine m josephine m said:

hahaaa is nick doing push ups me and my friends thought we saw that and started laughing and was miley and him about to get it on or something lol i love me some niley their adorable and always make me smile

Hayley Hayley said:

i like his rosary.

try this trick and spin it yeahhhhhhh

Anonymous said:

ummm, it actually is him in the last picture, I've seen it before

fff fff said:

oceanup, put miley and nick skiing video fast,

Anonymous said:

DAMN HIM THAT TRAITOR!!!!!! I HATE HIM NOW FOR
LEAVING MANCHESTER UNITED JUST BECAUSE HE WAS
OFFERED A SHITLOAD OF MONEY!!!!!!!!

he's still completely fucking hot and i would lovelovelove
to do him in a heartbeat. :)

Anonymous said:

this is random..
are we adding football to oceanup?

Anonymous said:

manwhore. extreme

Anonymous said:

NOT HOT. i've sat on tables next to him in restraunts many times...zilch hotness about him in person ha
_____

same with david beckham.

Anonymous said:

i don't think he was doing push-ups!haha
but i think they are adorable!!

anatere anatere said:

he's HOT!
hermosooo!

Anonymous said:

umm, i don't think it was £80, it was £80 million :)

Crissi Crissi said:

Haha £80!! That's the best I've ever heard! As if he would go anywhere under 50 million. As if any soccer player would change the Team under 10 million. I think OceanUp you're not really into that soccer craziness. :)

Anonymous said:

err £80?try £80 million

Anonymous said:

FINALLY OCEANUPP ,

POSTINGG SOMETHINGG ABOUT A SOCCER PLAYER

GOD

AND I COULDNT BELIVE WHEN HE WENT TO

REAL I FOR 80 MIL I THOT HIS HEART

WAS WITH MAN UNTT

THANK GOD FOR THIS POST ON A SOCCER PLAYERR !

I WISH THEY HADD SITES LIKE THISS JUST ABOUT

SOCCER PLAYERSS

GOOO BARCELONAA AND LIONELLL MESIII WOOOO

NDK NDK said:

OHHH YAHH ANDD
THE LAST PIC
KINDA LOOKS LIKEE
DAVID VILLA OF
VALENCIA FC,
HEARD HES GOING TO
REAL TOO

Anonymous said:

looks like a tool to me!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said:

why are his shorts so high???

Anonymous said:

LOL @ his ass trying to eat his shorts.

Anonymous said:

this is the randomest post ever... HES BEEN MY FAVORITE SOCCER PLAYER SINCE 2006!!

HE is the SEXIEST person alive..

and NOT GAY, hes into cheap blonde sluts and hookers which grosses me out.

Caro! Caro! said:

The last picture is not him... its someone else...

HE IS WAYYY SEXIER than that!

Anonymous said:

Seriously OceanUp, post up some Selena news.

Laura Laura said:

i wanna fuck the shit outta him

yuvigykoiyuug x yuvigykoiyuug x said:

Aw I kinda wanted him to stay with Man Utd!
Man Utd is my favorite team!!
But damn that boy is sooo hot! sexy fine dayum!

Anonymous said:

cristiano looks like the distant cousin of joe jonas, BUT joe jonas back in his joe hawk days... which was why in 06 i went from loving ronaldo to loving joe in 07...
WEIRD

Anonymous said:

Seriously OceanUp, post up some Selena news.
-----------------------------------
I AGREE W/ U
I WANT A SELENA POST

Anonymous said:

No one cares.

Anonymous said:

this is the randomest post ever... HES BEEN MY FAVORITE SOCCER PLAYER SINCE 2006!!

HE is the SEXIEST person alive..

and NOT GAY, hes into cheap blonde sluts and hookers which grosses me out.

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Yeah hes my favorite too!
But hes more into latinas then blondes
For some reson he always dates spanish or brazilian whores/pornstars!

Me Me said:

LMAO, £80 oceanup?
Wow, I could have afforded him myself.
Fools.

Anonymous said:

Seriously OceanUp, post up some Selena news.

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psst, i'm surprised that oceanup posted stuff about him.
it's usually just lame miley cyrus and gay jonas brothers.

Anonymous said:

why are his shorts so high???

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Wooo! Like the Jonas Brothers!

Anonymous said:

thats only like 131 dollars...your deff wrong. are you maybe thinking 8,000? or even 80,000 pounds?

aNonymous aNonymous said:

Esta quente. His ass is so tight you can hit like a drum. My bf's family is from Portugal..they breed hot men..I love sports...Football for the tightasses..oops I mean tightends...w/e..Baseball..it's a swing and a hit...for the massive forearms digging that foot and those swings bb and they always seem to adjust themselves.. My bf watches soccer and always comments on how quiet and observant I am during the game...ahhhh...fit guys dripping sweat, running around nonstop...hot and I love their stamina! LOL.. Just saying

Anonymous said:

When he was in Manchester United = HOT
Now in Real Losers = Crap,, not hot at all

Anonymous said:

HOT im so upset he's leaving man u cos I won't get to see him until the world cup next year!!!
__________________________

Portugal are looking like they won't qualify for the World Cup at the moment.

Anonymous said:

Homosexual extraordinaire.

Anonymous said:

thats only like 131 dollars...your deff wrong. are you maybe thinking 8,000? or even 80,000 pounds?

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£80 millon!

Anonymous said:

LOL IRL, it's 80 MILLION pounds, not £80!
dumb arses.

Anonymous said:

where ronaldo gone, wheres ronaldo gone, far far away, far far away

ari ari said:

so hottt.
my brothers is OBSESSED with him.
lol he loves soccer.

Anonymous said:

can you pleaseeeee post something else soon

:) :) said:

http://mileyrayweb.com/

Anonymous said:

i hate when people complain about how its just miley and the jonas brothers on this website. THATS BASICALLY WHAT THIS WEBSITE IS FOR! SO WHY ARE YOU LOOKNIG AT IT!?!?!

Miley Miley said:

Hey yall, Nick rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.

francesca francesca said:

damn, he has leg muscles i never knew anyone could have... ahh he is toooooo hot! i love european and hispanic men <3

Anonymous said:

WOW WHY ARE PEOPLE JUST REALIZING HE'S HOT?
THIS IS SO OLD.
FUCKING PEREZ HILTON.
I'VE LOVED HIM SINCE THE 2006 WORLD CUP LOL
JESUS CHRIST.
LOL
NOW ALL MY STUPID FACEBOOK FRIENDS ARE OBSESSED WITH HIM

TAYLOR TAYLOR said:

JOE I LOVE YOU BABY COME BACK TO ME

Anonymous said:

and the last picture isnt even him.

kristan kristan said:

lbksmdf;hlksjdg;lskdfjg yYESSSSS.
oh my god i cant believe ocean up is posting about him lmao
thats so random! oh well he's YUMMY

TAYLOR TAYLOR said:

Taylor, get the fuck out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages!

Miley Miley said:

Nick saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out

Anonymous said:

No.
If this site was for Nick and Miley, all the other categories with OTHER stars wouldn't exist.

So STFU and let people complain about Tim's obsession with Niley.

Joe Joe said:

Taylor what the fuck.

Justin Justin said:

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FAIRY TALE

That guy That guy said:

Girls gone wild is like hannah montana, except it's sexy and it doesn't suck.

Nick Nick said:

I'M SORRY THE CONDOM GOT LOST IN MY HAIR

Delsy Delsy said:

i hate man u glad he is going he can make the team more crap

Anyone see Justin Gaston new gay tattoo? Anyone see Justin Gaston new gay tattoo? said:

Anyone see Justin Gaston new tattoo? It's a
f*cking flower LMFAO. I hope it's a joke because
I swear to God it's the gayest tattoo I've ever seen.

Look :

http://twitpic.com/76imn

Camilla Camilla said:

Joe is walking off now toward the bathroom after I was able to pull myself up and off of his massive cock! His ass is amazing from near or far. His sweat has me skating on these silk sheets. I need to get up and get a drink of water, because he's coming back. I love it when he's coming!

Anonymous said:

i am portuguese and he is portuguese too.i have seen him too many times.he is not hot.well i hate him actually..he is always changing his girlfriends just to be popular

Anonymous said:

Joe is walking off now toward the bathroom after I was able to pull myself up and off of his massive cock! His ass is amazing from near or far. His sweat has me skating on these silk sheets. I need to get up and get a drink of water, because he's coming back. I love it when he's coming!
__________________________

And then you woke up....You're a bit of a weirdo
aren't you.

Anonymous said:

ok its not just miley and nick but what im saying is that its not really for soccer players. its more for the teen stars

Jenny Jenny said:

Ok, person pretending to be Camilla, Joe, Taylor, Nick and Miley...please stop.We all know it's not the real celebrities and we all know it's the same person pretending to be all of them.

Just get out of here please.

Anonymous said:

Tim post something new, I'm bored here.

Anonymous said:

more cristiano ronaldo pleasee!
less justin and miley.

Allie Allie said:

I don't see what girls see in him. Honestly, I think he's ugly. Sorry. That's what I think. In my opinion, Kaka is WAY hotter! Too bad he has a wife and a little baby.... =(

Anonymous said:

ha! he's a faggot
http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/foto/0,,20954341-EXH,00.jpg

Anonymous said:

i agree. pleaseeee post something new

Anonymous said:

hahhahaa so truee

Camilla Camilla said:

Joe is walking off now toward the bathroom after I was able to pull myself up and off of his massive cock! His ass is amazing from near or far. His sweat has me skating on these silk sheets. I need to get up and get a drink of water, because he's coming back. I love it when he's coming!
__________________________

And then you woke up....You're a bit of a weirdo
aren't you.
_____________________________

Excuse me, I did not let you into my room, I'm going to have to call security! Joe help! It's a weirdo fanatic that came dressed as food service!

No Bitchassness No Bitchassness said:

Tim post some of the relevant stuff from the past couple of hours !!! im bored :(

Anonymous said:

both hot.
though need bigger penises
like chase crawford. :)

Anonymous said:

ha! he's a faggot
http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/foto/0,,20954341-EXH,00.jpg

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Lol
Hes straight dumbass!
He just seems gay because he is a flaming metrosexual!@!!

Nicole Nicole said:

post about messi

Anonymous said:

Joe is walking off now toward the bathroom after I was able to pull myself up and off of his massive cock! His ass is amazing from near or far. His sweat has me skating on these silk sheets. I need to get up and get a drink of water, because he's coming back. I love it when he's coming!
__________________________

And then you woke up....You're a bit of a weirdo
aren't you.
_____________________________

Excuse me, I did not let you into my room, I'm going to have to call security! Joe help! It's a weirdo fanatic that came dressed as food service!
________________________

I've just knocked Joe out. Now it's just you and me baby!!

Anonymous said:

Grosso > Ronalado

Anonymous said:

im suddenly excited for the 2010 fifa world cup gotta love those soccer players

Anonymous said:

God this website has really gone down the drain.

Anonymous said:

ok seriously "camilla" you need to stop no one beleivess you and youre starting to get reallly creepy

Anonymous said:

Tim i sent you like three stuff, post it!

Anonymous said:

borrring. slow news day?

aNonymous aNonymous said:

Chase Crawford needs an extension of his career..Joes' is long and wide in appeal...

Joe is pure pleasure!

He is bountiful but yet mysterious and we've glimpsed the map to the ultimate treasure!

What an amazing race..it's been orgasmic to follow the clues....I want to keep traveling on and someday be his muse! Just Saying!

ashley!(: ashley!(: said:

ive known about cristiano ronaldo forever. now its oceanup material.
great

Anonymous said:

i believe he has a wegeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said:

ronaldo isn't half the man kaka is.

Anonymous said:

i love him!!
hes sexy

Anonymous said:

Post stuff I sent in Tim!!

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