Cristiano Ronaldo Shorts TOO SHORT?

Cristiano Ronaldo Shorts TOO SHORT?

International football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo spent Tuesday afternoon perfecting his tan by the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills. Do YOU think his sexy red swimming trunks are too SHORT or just RIGHT? Photos: Fame. More under!

Cristiano Ronaldo Shorts TOO SHORT? Cristiano Ronaldo Shorts TOO SHORT?

109 comments:

Anonymous said:

TOO SHORT

Anonymous said:

random legs

Anonymous said:

hhaha whaaaaaaat

Anonymous said:

FIRSTTTTTTTTTT

yvo yvo said:

yeah short
but nice bod :)lol

Anonymous Anonymous said:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS FIRST FUCKERZ

victoria victoria said:

damnnn.

But they are too short.

Worse than Nick Jonas' :P

jessssss jessssss said:

kinda scary with the veins. first?

stacie stacie said:

ew

stacie stacie said:

ahha ewwwwwww

gigglefest gigglefest said:

hehe

Treasure, yo. Treasure, yo. said:

he's bomb!.\
its all goood!.
i think i'm FiRSt kOMMENt!.
yessness. a first.

Anonymous said:

Nope Not short enough we can't see his crotch.
Damn it!

Anonymous said:

ohhohohoh! just riight.
;)

Anonymous said:

way too short, but damn that guy is hot

Anonymous said:

he has a fucking nice ass body. except the veins in the legs. damn look at that lower stomach muscle. yummmmmmm.

Hillary Hillary said:

id much rather him be naked lol.
michigan jonas fans email me if you need a ticket to the july 26 show.
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Treasure, yo. Treasure, yo. said:

lmfao!.
hhaaaahhh. i did think of Nick when i saww thiss.
xD.

Anonymous said:

HOT
cristiano is hot as always
too short= HOTTEST

Anonymous Anonymous said:

i would love to fuck him.
he's HOT.

sonia sonia said:

im done with honking and bobos for today...... super scarred 4 life

Anonymous said:

Hot bod. But too short to a point where it's akward. Haha

Anonymous said:

nahhh, they just rightt lmao (;
mhm he look's so good .

Anonymous said:

GAYYYYYYYYY

blue blue said:

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MY EYESS!!!!!!!
MURDERER xD

its.... ugly

Anonymous said:

LOL at people actually saying ew
Sorry but that's really hot

Anonymous said:

haha he's practically naked ;)

Anonymous said:

lmao. too short.
but he rocks them, oh dayummm sexy.

Leah. Leah. said:

how can people say ew?
he's so hot! even they guys
at my school say so,&& no they are not gay.

DamnThatMotherChucker DamnThatMotherChucker said:

Wow he even looks hot while biting his nails
Yeah hes fit as in FUCK ME HES FIT LOL

Anonymous said:

wow.. i thought the JONASES had short shorts..these take the cake... there even shorter than my shorts

ew ew said:

I think he's gay.

Anonymous said:

he looks GAY and he beats david beckham by far i the 'i'm a metrosexual battle"

Anonymous said:

I'm not short enough?
He is extremely sexy and I'd prefer him naked<3
He can wear whatever he wants and pull it off.
and since when does OceanUp talk about Christiano? This is sooo random.

omgeee omgeee said:

oh my gosh that is soo gross!!!!

Anonymous said:

Who cares? lol Hes hot!

Bitches Bitches said:

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS TIM IS GAY

"his sexy red swimming trunks"

am i the only one who found something wrong with that sentence

DamnThatMotherChucker DamnThatMotherChucker said:

PS I think we have a few homophobics on oceanUp LOL
even if he was gay (which hes not) it doesnt stop him from being hot
People have got to stop using the word gay as a insult
use the word lame or crap or whatever you want LOL

emma emma said:

not short enough

kristan kristan said:

wow his legs...
wow.

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Anonymous said:

ewew, that's gross and he's not sexy at all!
kaka for the win

HOT DAMN ;) HOT DAMN ;) said:

oh please, i've seen the Jonas Brothers wearing shorter shorts than him... and Cristiano actually has the body for it

Anonymous said:

tooooooo short

Anonymous said:

jonas brothers, dont get any crazy idea. you be wearing them booty shorts enough as it is. well nick and joe anyway. but this dude is defintiely hott so whaever

Anonymous said:

He is hot but wow short shorts much? Im starting to think he's gay sandals short shorts tanned colored hair? HMMM

Anonymous said:

after i saw him with a flower on his hair i have no doubt
HE IS GAY hahah

Amanda Amanda said:

wow.
crazzy hot.
sick body, amazing soccer player - what more could you ask for?

and people wear stuff like that in europe.

MORE CRISTIANO RONALDO POSTS PLEASE! <3

Anonymous said:

ew

what is he

Anonymous said:

does he take steroids?
and wtf o-o we thought the jonas brothers wore short shorts.

Anonymous said:

when your that hot...
you dont need your shorts long
=D

:) :) said:

No he doesnt,since hes a athlete he gets tested for all that stuff

flor flor said:

and cristiano is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than the jonas brothers, WAAAAAAAAY hotter if u know what i mean
im a big faan i love him
hes got some amazing bod

EWWW; EWWW; said:

YUUUCK.
WAY TOO SHORT...
NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A CREEPPER;

Anonymous said:

GROSSSSSSSSSS

LaLaFuck LaLaFuck said:

damnn he is so hot..he could go out in a speedo and i really wouldnt give a fuck.

dbfvwfovhsn dbfvwfovhsn said:

He has an amazing body!
Soo beautiful! haha
Im in love!
HOT SEXY FINE DAMN!

MADDIE MADDIE said:

OMG i want to fuck him!! SEXY!

Anonymous said:

holy fuck

k k said:

justtt right. tim your deff gay. this guy has no reason to even be mentioned on this site haha.

Sweetie. Sweetie. said:

Okay, it was hot up until I saw his legs ...
Veiny and too muscular looking for me ...
But I love those pelvic lines ... Mm.
Very defined [; haha.

Anonymous said:

HOLY S***
they are too long

actually they'd look better on the ground!
;)

Anonymous said:

lmfaooo made me laugh so hard. TOO SHORT
his nuts are about to fall out

Mikeala Mikeala said:

he looks like he is on steroids. Look at him. I mean c'mon that is just nasty

Tania Tania said:

Ewww...what the hell is on his foot (big toe)?????

he is hot but i dont like him anymore because he is soo cocky!

Anonymous said:

STEROIDS STEROIDS STEROIDS

Anonymous said:

they are tooo longg! haha :)
he's soo damn sexyy.

Anonymous said:

a lil too short but hes still soo very SEXY!!

Anonymous said:

he's not gay. he's had girlfriends before. he's definitely not gay. so shut the fuck up people. i'd fuck him anyday, everyday.

Anonymous said:

he's wayyy to veiny...

Anonymous said:

HAHAHAHA, there were 69 comments before mine. What a coincidence. LMFAO

Anonymous said:

way too short but hes so hot

Anonymous said:

lmaoooooo.
yes. they're just right.
:D

natx3 natx3 said:

AHHHHHHH DAMMMMN.

emi emi said:

even if his legs have the ugly veins and his pants are too short... he's still hot!!

Anonymous said:

oh sweet jesus he is hot!

Anonymous said:

ewww! but the body hot!

Daniela Daniela said:

He can definitely pull it off. Those veins are hot!

Damere Damere said:

Yep they are too small he just needs to take them off!!!

Anonymous said:

his shorts look like they are just riding up and he needs to not wear a rosary as a neckalace they are prayer beads i loath when people were rosaries as neckalaces

Anonymous said:

Haha, anybody with THAT body can pull those shorts off.

Anonymous said:

HAHAHAHA. can i be the one to point out his flip-flops?

Lola Lola said:

he definitely has the legs of a soccer
player lol

Anonymous said:

david beckham is the only one that can pull off shorts that short.

Anonymous said:

mmm just right ;D

Anonymous said:

mm i like em....... ;)

his legs are vainy that means his .... is too.

looool

god hes hot

Cammie Cammie said:

too bad,tim! Perezhilton already had him. LOL,he's hot.
Joe Jonas ain't got anything on Cristiano Ronaldo. He is 6'4 for God's sake! The JB's would look like midgets standing next to him...

Anonymous said:

Its okay he's European! = )
And for those saying Cristiano is gay, you obviously know NOTHING about him.
He has sex with wayyyy to many women! hahah
Oh to be able to screw the number one football player in the world....

Im gonna be sad when he moves from Man. U to Real Madrid!

justme justme said:

shorts could be ecen shorter!hahah

Anonymous said:

He's a professional soccer player, obviously he's going to have some big ass leg muscles.

I personally think they're just right, or not short enough ;)

I love Cris Ronaldo <3

Anonymous said:

Yeah he's definitely gay, dating super models that he's caught kissing and laying on at beaches.

That's definitely the definition of gay.

Wow, OceanUP why even post this if you knew little 12 year olds we're going to be like "ew omg he has man thighs" or "he's gay cuz he is wearing short shortzzzz"

Anonymous said:

ha well he could creep on me anytime

Anonymous said:

Dumb ass, I'm sure Manchester United and the team he was just transferred too test them for drugs. Proffesional Soccer leagues normally do. What are you 5? You want to see roid's on a person? Google bodybuilders. KTHANKS.

jakeyy jakeyy said:

ooft sexy ;)

Anonymous said:

hes from portgal, which is in europe and its completely normal for guys there to wear shot-shorts, flip flops, tight pink shirts and skin tight jeans. that doesnt mean hes gay, which by the way...he is like the last person on earth anyone would consider gay(hes proven himself way to many times). and also his extremely muscular body including his legs is normal for pretty much all professional soccer players.

live it, love it. live it, love it. said:

NICK JONAS? IS THAT YOU?

Anonymous Anonymous said:

i don't give a fuck what you jguuys say he can walk around in a man-thong for all i care! he is damn fine and even if his viens are poppin out i think it is damn sexy! he is so fuckable!

janiepiepie janiepiepie said:

gross veins!

i love max i love max said:

ummm not too short
hes a sex god
he can pull it off
plus hes european
take that into account mofos.

Anonymous said:

he's so sexy!!
much better than kellan lutz
if u have it show it!!!

Anonymous said:

he is really sexy!! hes much better than kellan lutz!
i mean if you have it show it!

Anonymous said:

he is so fucking hot.

Julie Julie said:

freak no.
hot as hell.
<3

Anonymous said:

so sexy

Anonymous said:

best post ever.
sexy legs

MEE MEE said:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sexyyyyyyyyy
my EYES
soo HOTT
SOO SHORT
but DAmn i wanna touch that hott BODY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said:

Had to be of BRAZIL
and he is not GAY
BRAZIL 3X0 E.U.A.
BRAZIL IS THE BEST

Anonymous said:

he's not brazillian. He's spanish.

Demetria! Demetria! said:

What? OMG!
I can't believe it!
I agree. Short too short!
He's totally hot Ö
I support him, and I admire him,
shirtless :-O OMGosh!
He looks great, I admited.
He's so hot.
Thnx people.
ILYSM

-demiii(:

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