Selena Gomez Playing MATCHMAKER FOR Taylor Swift AND Jonathan Cook?

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LMFAO!, Lucas found out that she's a psycho bitch

lucas till is bound and gagged in taylor's basement

stop saying 'first'
its annoing and immature
just say ur oppinion...gosh
'speack ur mind

hahahaha lol

TAYLOR AND LUCAS ARE STILL GOING OUT HAHAH
I KNOW FOR A FACT!

lol

no! they do not look good together! taylor should be with lucas!!

LMAO.
il taylor but you guys are hilarious!

omg we need to start a search and rescue mission for poor lucas D:

Lucas found out that she's a psycho bitch

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ahmen

make them both go away!!!

Jonathon is too "crazy" for Taylor...Taylor and Lucas are cute and Talyor Lautner and Selena are cute =)

Lol!, this chick will never found a man

the most failtastic ~bffs~ ever. new post please.

Taylor & Selena should date.

I hate her.

aww...thats cute hw selena aprroves of his GFs'!

but i dont think its a good idea...jonathan and taylor swift?!!! jonathan is 27, she's gonna b 20! and anyway, taylor swift seems like a sweet faced girl and jonathan is like a "rockstar" faced guy...not a good couple!

taylor is a freak.

selena/taylor = psycho bitches.

She probably has Lucas tied up in her basement cause he broke up with her.

Taylor probably cuts pieces of Lucas' hair off when he's not looking and sniffs them saying, "You'll never leave me baby...never..."

who is jonathan cook??????????? Taylor is sooo cute with lucas. they shud be 2gether

I hate her.
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thn go find something ELSE to do, instead of wasting ur time writing hate comments!

hahaha! so true! taylor is nuts.

Everyone that goes out with Taylor realizes she is a psycho girlfriend. She stalks them, and is more obsessed with her boyfriends, than Miley is obsessed with Nick.

Taylor is psychotic.
And Selena is clingy and needy.

They better hope they stay pretty forever.

who is jonathan cook??????????? Taylor is sooo cute with lucas. they shud be 2gether
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jonathan cook is from the band forever the sickest kids!

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match

her and lucas are better

It's so funny how this two got close by dating a Jonas, and got closer by being dumped by a Jonas.

Everyone that goes out with Taylor realizes she is a psycho girlfriend. She stalks them, and is more obsessed with her boyfriends, than Miley is obsessed with Nick.
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LOL agreed!

http://i43.tinypic.com/4klz6.jpg

JOE JONAS MUST DIE!

i loveeee taylor. and i loveeeee joe.
and i think jaylor was adorable. :|

they need to kiss and make up :D
haha that would make me a very happy girl.

Someday Taylor will find an equally psycho boyfriend to be with her... maybe Selena Gomez? They should date they can drive past their ex's houses together.

SELENA FUCKING SUCKS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stop spammin, its really IMMATURE!

lmao.

SELENA/TAYLOR should tour together I would kill somebody for tickets! I had a dream and I want it to come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS Cook/Swift um that's a bit awkward, but whatever. SHIA/Selena OMG! good couple maybe when she's older. I mean they basically have the same carrer.

no way. jonathan cook is just a thirty year old man who dresses like a 13-year-old girl.

fdsfvfdfd

AGREED!

awhhh cute pic :D

i loveeee taylor. and i loveeeee joe.
and i think jaylor was adorable. :|

they need to kiss and make up :D
haha that would make me a very happy girl.

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Taylor would probably body slam Joe on the floor if they tried to make up.

idc who taylor dates as long as shes happy she deserves it

Taylor is psychotic.
And Selena is clingy and needy.

They better hope they stay pretty forever.
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how is taylor psychotic or selena clingy?
you guys just put words in their mouths.
i love them both. but i hate the ppl on oceanup. i think im just gonna look at the posts without reading the comments from now on. jjj is much better.

everyone dates everyonneeeeeeeee. its like this little circle and you have to date everyone once. its actually really annoying

WTF? No. Joe needs to stay faaaaaaaaaaar away from her.

SELENA IS A FUCKING CLINGY BITCH WHO OWNS A FUCKING
CHICKEN WHERE SHE GETS HER FUCKING SONGS FROM.

um why is demi on there? and camilla...?

sorry. failure on your part.

can't wait for selena to mess everything up! =)

ew, no. if i'm gonna pay money to see taylor, i'd like her to actually have someone TALENTED as her opening act.

FUCK SELENA HOEMEZ!
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it takes one to know one, idiot!

i love taylor swift. but she needs to relaxxxxx with the chicos. she wants like every one of them, then she goes ape shit on them when it doesnt work out. crazyyy.

selena gomez :]

no way. jonathan cook is just a thirty year old man who dresses like a 13-year-old girl.

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LMAO !!

Anyone else think that Taylor purposely looks for bad things and makes her relationships all dramatic in order to get good songs out of it? I love her, lol, but that's just my opinion.

i loveeee taylor. and i loveeeee joe.
and i think jaylor was adorable. :|

they need to kiss and make up :D
haha that would make me a very happy girl.

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Taylor would probably body slam Joe on the floor if they tried to make up.
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but i would love to see that lol

lucas till is bound and gagged in taylor's basement
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Actually, I think Lucas is cut up and in the freezer in Taylor's basement.

R.I.P. Lucas Till

Jonathan - RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed.

SELENA IS A FUCKING CLINGY BITCH WHO OWNS A FUCKING
CHICKEN WHERE SHE GETS HER FUCKING SONGS FROM.
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ugh, get a life! ur the same person basking selena over n over again! its kinda obvious...since u used the same words again and again...thats embarrasing and childish!

thats an obnoxcious( sorry i can't spell that word) amount of bracelets selena has on

This 2 should date, motherfuckers. TEAM JONAS!

I can't wait for Selena's fucking "album."
It's going to be great for attracting elephants.

JCOOK RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
jonathan is mine, bitches <3

Has anyone heard from Lucas Till lately?

I wonder if Selena hates the fact that Taylor's dating a boy that Miley dated. Proving that in teen town, the world really does revolve around Miley Cyrus.

how is taylor psychotic or selena clingy?
you guys just put words in their mouths.
i love them both. but i hate the ppl on oceanup. i think im just gonna look at the posts without reading the comments from now on. jjj is much better.
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Yeah but OceanUp is more hilarious.

LOL at your use of the term "much better".

Umm people talking shit about Taylor too bad she sells out concerts, sells A LOT of albums and is right now on top of the music business. Keep hating ebcause she expresses herself.. You guys are pathetic..

baah selena & taylor seem two psycho bitches who love bashing miley & camilla haha i bet their 'talks' are about nick & miley & joe & camilla

Nooooooooooooooooo!
He's SUCH a sweetheart. He shouldn't go out with that stupid little bitch.

I bet you guys anything that Lucas broke up with her cause he found out she's a psycho bitch. Taylor honey get some therapy.

how is taylor psychotic or selena clingy?
you guys just put words in their mouths.
i love them both. but i hate the ppl on oceanup. ''i think im just gonna look at the posts without reading the comments from now on. jjj is much better.''

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Yes and apparently so is Camilla Belle

She is a psycho bitch. she's not mentally stable. and she is NOT down to earth. argh, why do people believe a word that bitch says?

everyone in this circle of friends needs to just stop talking for a good 6 months. theyre up eachothers asses

waitttt !
are lucas till and taylor still datingg ?
pleaseee let them still be be :)
i love them together.

Got some stories that prove she's a psycho? I'm genuinely curious.

First Joe, now Lucas. I'm seriously starting to think that Taylor it's possessive & obsessive. Poor boys. Well, they'll find someone who is 'much better'. I think that Selena & Taylor should become lesbians & date eachother. So everyone would be haaappppppppy!!

You're a delusional fangirl. Go suck a dick, and stop waiting around for stories about these teenyboppers your worship.

Taylor probably cuts pieces of Lucas' hair off when he's not looking and sniffs them saying, "You'll never leave me baby...never..."
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lmaooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh, I already see it coming...a song about Lucas Till. Ever notice that Taylor runs through guys like crazy. How many songs is this that she has written because she is supposedly the jilted lover. Hmmmm...I see a pattern.

taylor s & selena g SCARE me O________O
they seem psycho.

Who Gives A Fuck

“now I'm done with country stars”.

Shut the fuck up Kelsy, you were the one who was calling her names and stuff. And now you're kissing her ass cause she's bff with your "God"

Taylor strangled Lucas with some pantyhose after he tried escaping, while Selena, Chase, and Justin are kidnapping Jonathon as we speak and meeting up with the whole gang over at Garret's for pickles and a movie night It's Justin's turn to pick the movie tonight. His top choice: 'He's Just not that into you'

http://www.joblo.com/video/moviehotties/player.php?video=jmoronic737-Bel...

CAMILLA BELLE SEX SCENE!!!

Shut the fuck up Kelsy, you were the one who was calling her names and stuff. And now you're kissing her ass cause she's bff with your "God"
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trufax.

How many songs can Taylor possibly write about the SAME THING? "He broke my heart." "He said forever and always." "He left me out like a penny in the rain." Blah blah boo fucking hoo. Taylor baby grow up, and stop being an obsessive psycho then maybe you'll finally settle down.

I can't wait for Selena's fucking "album."
It's going to be great for attracting elephants.

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hehehehee.

WHO saw transformers already??? I'm seeing it this Saturday!!!!:) Shia!!!

LOVE YOU! YOU'RE GREAT! :)

STOP THE HATE COMMENTS.
TO EVERYONE
Honestly, what IS the point!
I'm spamming this so the spammers will see and please stop!

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We're only kidding *cough cough* Its just so damn easy and funny to make fun of these 2 together. I'm sure you had a good laugh at some of the comments.

Taylor is crazy.

Selena isn't far behind.

There is nothing more dangerous than two resentful obsessive ex girlfriends.

Taylor and Selena just seems like a toxic combination to me. I liked Taylor so much better when she was BFFing it up with Miley. I like her big sister vibe more than her psycho vibe.

Listining to my Fearless album!!:) if you haven't already go buy it!:) Fuck you haters! She's on top right now haters like y'all won't bring her down!:)

Taylor strangled Lucas with some pantyhose after he tried escaping, while Selena, Chase, and Justin are kidnapping Jonathon as we speak and meeting up with the whole gang over at Garret's for pickles and a movie night It's Justin's turn to pick the movie tonight. His top choice: 'He's Just not that into you'
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LMAO!

It seems weird how he's 25 & she's only 18. I know that's not out of the ordinary or anything, just a little surprising, a lot of people are following this trend lately, lol.

Demi's dating an older guy (Trace), Miley dated an older guy (Justin)....lol is that in stlye or something now? haha

I went to school with her a few years ago. She's definitely psycho, and she curses a lot and OBSESSES over boys. Trust me, it's a lie when she says "I've never been the kind of girl who needs a boyfriend." Yeah, my ass. She's not the sweet girl everyone thinks she is. I swear her mother dropped her on her goddamn head when she was a baby. And I'm not just being mean, SHE WAS A BULLY.

I can't wait for Selena's fucking "album."
It's going to be great for attracting elephants.

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hehehehee.
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ROFLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!

Shut the fuck up Kelsy, you were the one who was calling her names and stuff. And now you're kissing her ass cause she's bff with your "God"

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kelsey is the kind of person who i imagine to have a selena shrine sitting in her room which she meditates and chants to every night, no joke XD

umm show me proof because I don't recall that... You guys are delusional.

Taylor strangled Lucas with some pantyhose after he tried escaping, while Selena, Chase, and Justin are kidnapping Jonathon as we speak and meeting up with the whole gang over at Garret's for pickles and a movie night It's Justin's turn to pick the movie tonight. His top choice: 'He's Just not that into you'
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Can see that happening, unfortunately

Who are most likely plotting to kidnap the two current girlfriends. That's just how this shit goes.

Oh Joe got real action at home

http://www.joblo.com/video/moviehotties/player.php?video=jmoronic737-Bel...

CAMILLA BELLE SEX SCENE!!!

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Idk what's more disturbing;

that scene...

or the fact that you actually took the time to find it...
0_o

Taylor and Selena just seems like a toxic combination to me. I liked Taylor so much better when she was BFFing it up with Miley. I like her big sister vibe more than her psycho vibe.
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Get used to the psycho vibe. It's here to stay.

Wtf?, you were the one who use to talk shit about Taylor with Carolina the Jonas freak

i didnt look for it i typed "camilla belle slut" into google... and that came up.

Does she drink too? I always had the feeling she was a little crazy.

noooo you guys are wierdos.

I guess Maylor's probably over for good. Miley's dating a Jonas, Selena and Taylor hate them. Selena and Taylor are BFF. Sad, Miley seemed to really calm Taylor's nerves.

He probably told Selena that she could sing, too.

Forever the Sickest Kids are using Selena for her somawhat fame. Sorry but whenever I hear of them its through Selena.

They're putting their money on the wrong Pony hahah. We can't have a replay of BOBW tour days. Its where I first fell for the Jonas Brothers!

Oh Joe got real action at home

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Yea, cavewomen are very possesive...Camilla's not as pyscho as Taylor but I wouldn't be surprised if she has him chained to the banister or something.

"Me woman, you man! I cook and clean, you give me love long time!"

10000 BC reference everybody

everyone spamming is really immature, if you had a life you wouldnt be on oceanup spamiming, so how bout yous top making fun of people that actually have a life they love and go find yourself one that doesnt includ being childish

taylor shouldnt date johnathan, i see them as friends but nothing more. Taylor and Lucas have chemistry and they belong together!

UMM no.. You guys just hate the fact that I'm a fan of her and you guys won't get me to hate her. Like yesterday that's what everyone was trying to do. I love her forever, but no I don't have a shrine.

Yeah unfortunately she does. I've been to a few parties with her where she got drunk. One at New Years and one at a Sweet 16..

Taylor is crazy.

Selena isn't far behind.

There is nothing more dangerous than two resentful obsessive ex girlfriends
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um , what has selena done to make you think shes crazy?! shes never directly talked about nick unlike miley who wouldn't shut up about him last year! and selena isn't resentful at all.she already has another boyfriend! you selena haters are so pathetic! dont you people have anything better to do than to talk crap about someone you dont even know ?!

SELENA/TAYLOR should tour together I would kill somebody for tickets! I had a dream and I want it to come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS Cook/Swift um that's a bit awkward, but whatever. SHIA/Selena OMG! good couple maybe when she's older. I mean they basically have the same carrer.

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Cook/Swift ????? Selena/Shia (puked in my mouth a little) I doubt he would ever be into her. They don't have the same careers not even close.

Jonathon is too "crazy" for Taylor...Taylor and Lucas are cute and Talyor Lautner and Selena are cute =)
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well taylors a crazy bitch so it all works out fine

i didnt look for it i typed "camilla belle slut" into google... and that came up

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Oh, ok i see, i see.

Let me rephrase it then

I don't know what's more disturbing;

that scene,

or the fact that you google Camilla Belle shit when you know you don't like her, copy and paste a link on to oceanup and defend yourself only making it seem more creepy then before...

0_o

I guess Maylor's probably over for good. Miley's dating a Jonas, Selena and Taylor hate them. Selena and Taylor are BFF. Sad, Miley seemed to really calm Taylor's nerves.
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That's cause Miley is the female version of Joe, if she can't have him ... then it's her :P

She sleep around too? Has she ever hurt anyone with her psycho tendencies? She honestly seems like she needs some serious help sometimes.

I suppose so. I wonder if she made a move on her in the dressing room.

What the fuck has it got to do with Selena who he dates? It's his life, not hers!

She definitely sleeps around ha. And I'm pretty sure she's given blowjobs before. That's probably one reason Joe Jonas broke up with her, cause she's so IMPURE. She needs serious help all the time, and it makes me feel disgusted little kids look up to her. I hope some day she's outed.

Alright, lets see ... Your a blonde fugly chick, who use to use "Lets Dance" or something like that as a username and you were talking about your "long" legs with Carolina. And you use to talk shit about Taylor, fucking 2-faced bitch

I don't like Selena, but I love Taylor

lucas is locked in taylors basement and selena is a controlling bitch let the MAN date whoever he wants

lmao, im not tryin to defend myself..
but if you must know, i was looking for a picture of her to show my friend how much of a whore she is....

but yeah, as i said that came up.. i thought it was kinda funny to post, so i posted it.

bullshiet i dont believe ie

The quite ones, are always the freaks.

She just seems really crazy to me. Everyone on CMT hates her it seems. They said her daddy bought everything for her and things like that. Is the thing about her being bullied crap?

You don't have to believe me. Haha I just speak the truth. She was a nasty girl in high school and I'm sure she's just as nasty now.

Um no. Now stop spreading lies. I swear your delusional.

poor shia she won't stop talking about him that must be kinda creepy he probably thinks shes a little girl

oh lol xD

Ella what goes around comes around. You are spreading lies/rumuors. It's gonna bite you back hopefully it's where it hurts the most.

You're really smart haha. She is nuts. Her parents did do a lot for her, but she acted like an ungrateful brat. And yeah, the whole "my friends just decided to ditch me" thing is total crap. It takes a certain kind of person to hang out with her, and her other friends who left her were too nice and couldn't handle her bitchassness. That's all I can say because I was never in her circle of friends but I knew her and her friends. She used to give me evil stares in the hallway..

And psycho too. She seems kind of spoiled. Like a typical daddy's little princess.

If all that's true, I wonder if it will ever come out. The media probably wouldn't care anyway. They're too focused on bringing down Miley.

Kelsey honey grow up. How old are you, 9? You don't know Taylor, chances are you've never met her, and you're just making assumptions. I am a 19 year old in college, I don't need to make up stories to try and trash a stupid country star's career. You don't have to believe me, but I won't stand to be called a liar. This girl is a bitch.

team jonas!!!

joe over talor anyday sorry taylor im a fan but i love my JO BROS!!!!:D

AND SELENA WHO????

Taylor plays the sweet, innocent girl very well. I doubt it will ever come out, everyone else is such a coward about it. The sad thing is, her best friend Abigail is pretty nice, but has the same sense of "humor" that she has.. pity.

Ella, I don't believe you..
but one thing to make me believe you is a picture
of a yearbook with you and her in it.
You can blur out your picture. ;]
Then I might believe you.

Alright, lets see ... Your a blonde fugly chick, who use to use "Lets Dance" or something like that as a username and you were talking about your "long" legs with Carolina. And you use to talk shit about Taylor, fucking 2-faced bitch
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Whoa! Kelsey is the same girl that used to post under "Let's Dance" screen name? I remember that and that conversation you're talking about. Didn't the carolina chick post an actual pic of herself too?

She definitely sleeps around ha. And I'm pretty sure she's given blowjobs before. That's probably one reason Joe Jonas broke up with her, cause she's so IMPURE. She needs serious help all the time, and it makes me feel disgusted little kids look up to her. I hope some day she's outed.

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haha idk about that...I mean I don't like Taylor at all and I def don't think she's a virgin. But I don't think she's a horrible person. She's just possesive and clingy, and that can turn a bunch of people off. (mostly guys) She seems pretty loyal to the girls though, which is why I'm convinced that she's a secret lesbo or something because she's always ranting about guys breaking her heart.

I'm also convinced she took Joe's virginity by rape, but that can just be a myth.
xD

GROW UP and stop WORSHIPPING these idiotic teenyboppers.

ANYWAYS Imma go watch Disturbia and Transformers on DVD! SHIA!:)

umm probably the only thing the girl is good at.

i hope taylor finds a new guy that treats her much better than that douchebag joe...

:D

one word for taylor EVIL!!! one sentence 4 selena nice but became EVIL cause of taylor.....ITS TRUE

See, I'm at college now so my high school year books are all at home. I'll be going home in a week or two so maybe I can scan something in, but I feel in no way that I have to prove myself. But if you guys want it, why not?

yea Shia rocks, I love that bitch! XD