Selena Gomez KISS AND TELL Promo

first!?
im soo excited for her cd! :)<3

looks awkward. wheres her band?

Ahh, not too excited for the name. But hey, I love her,
and I wish the best.

ew

notfeeling

looks awkward. where's her band?

LOVE her, not sure about singing though.
seems like everyone needs to sing and act these days,
cant wait to hear her stuff though,
it might surprise us ;)

it'd be prettier if she was standing.

no

Love her!. She looks gorgeous and lovely as always.

im excited :D cant wait to hear the album

so excited

im excited :D cant wait to hear the album

I'm excited for the cd! I mean just because she doesnt have a great voice doesnt mean bad music.:D
Examples-Taylor Swift,Miley Cyrus,Ashley Tisdale

OMG she looks like a gorgeous model!!! AHHH and I like her band name now!!:D Can't wait dufweiughfsdhfs

umm no

Can someone make this an icon please? :)

The outfit doesnt work on selena shes more conservative and laid-back.
Demi-glam rock
Selena-vogue
Miley-Bohemian chick
JB-GORGEOUS...case closed!

no thanks i think this is the stupidest thing anyone has ever done. her band name sucks, why should she "poke fun" at the haters, by having the stupidest fucking name of a band i have EVER heard. wow selena you're dumb.
and btw her album will sell 20 thousand TOPS. even people who like her or her show won't buy it awww. poor smelly.

This picture looks so awkward.

oh em gee~ look at her hooker boots!!!

LOVE HER!

ugliest outfit ever.

shes really pretty

her tights gross me out.eww!!

lol

this outfit http://www.teenidols4you.com/blink/Actors/selena_gomez/selena_gomez_1211... worked better for some reason maybe because shes younger

anything for SELENAS...

She usually doesnt wear tights...

nah...the best look for the JB is them naked and drenched in melted chocolate.

LMFAO. What the fuckery. xD

can't wait for her CD

I know, but she has stated before her look while she's on stage/album cover is gonna be more different because it was influenced by her music. Yeah she's vogue though.

her outfit is awful.

For Joe's next charity project he's going to strip for old ladies!!!! :D
NO JOKE

i'd pay GOOD money to see that. esp. Joe...with whipped cream

Anything is their best look!

thanks for the image:)) now i'll never be able to sleep. yummmmm.

bahahaha, I'll support that chairty anyday!

OMGomez I seriously am in love with this cover. Like I'm still obssesing over it and it's been hours!

she's in a band? where exactly IS the band? -__-. she dosent write her own songs anyways so whatever. good luck to her. IM just not interested.

ROFL...he'd give them all heart attacks, it wouldn't help. now for the fans...well, that's a different charity...
;D

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Thats probably why she won Red Carpet Fashion Icon. She has a unique sense of style!

with a cherry in his navel

first of all.. that is beyond pathetic. there's nothing even to the album cover that'd be worth obsessing over - let alone for hours.

and OMGomez? LMFAO. no. just.. no.

I heard she only wrote one song...:/

oh the Joe cougars are seriously gonna love that!

She so darn pretty. Love this bitch gonna go buy her cd. I haven't bought a cd in a LONG time.

OMGomez I seriously am in love with this cover. Like I'm still obssesing over it and it's been hours!
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Dude, shut the fuck up.

WOW...lesbo

more like on his dick.

Yeah a lot of people look up to her style wise. My friend isn't really the biggest fan, but she does incorporate sg's style in some of her wardrobes! Yeah her style is awesome I love it!

Oh stfu:)

you guys are making me...horny. please stop, it's late and I need to sleep. I can't with those images of Joe covered in chocolate and whipped cream in my head.

lol ppl are talking about covering Joe in chocolate instead of selena's cover.

lmfao!!haha
love that movie!!haha

I think Selena is a secret lesbo.
and Joe is a secret prostitute.
and Nick is a secret stripper, you know, the kind that jumps out of cakes at parties?

I look up to her red carpet outfits more but her regular clothes are cute too!

lmfao

rofl i love late night oceanup

because no one gives a flying fuck about selena.

mm naked joe jonas, covered in chocolate and whipped cream. i say we put two cherries on his nipples.

anything is better than talking about this shitty cover

screw that. I'd pay good money to see all three of them wrestle eachother in pudding and whipped cream.

JONAS FANS!!!!

SIGN THIS PETITION!!! THE JONAS BROTHERS MUST RECORD
'MY HEART WILL GO ON' THE FULL VERSION!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzic9K5FnaQ

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN!!! AND SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

WE'VE GOT TO GET JB TO SEE THIS!!

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I think there's always more to talk about when it comes to JB. There are the clean and nasty thoughts! Haha

those are not even hooker boots where the fuck are you from?

HOT. oh yea that's right...selena's album cover.
meh.

Nick would win, because if he didn't...everyone would die.

I'm craving some Joe Jonas...

HAHA i'd pay to see selenas face like ooh wonder what the fans on oceanup say about my new cover! hahahahaaa "joe jonas's naked body in chocolate and whipped cream"

:D

I look up to both her style on the red carpet and casual outfits:)

blindfold him, and feed him a banana

Where the fuck is the "band"? Or was that her imagination too?

LMAO!!!
oh you all know she'd get into it. I bet she's commenting right now. hahah

it was called sarcasm.

because we all know if that was miley, everyone would be calling her a whore. OH EM GEE, SHE'S ON HER KNEES.. MUST BE TIME TO GIVE A BLOW JOB!!!!

OMG! I FOUND THIS ON YOUTUE

SO FUCKING HOT!!!

The Honeymoon [A Joe Jonas Mini Series] Part 1

Joe takes your hand and gently pulls you into the limousine. You giggle as he pulls you onto his lap. Your big, white wedding dress covers both your bottom halves. His arms snake around your waist pulling you closer to his chest.
"I can't believe we're finally married." He whispers into your ear.
You smile as you feel his breath hit your neck.
"I know..it's just..wow.." Joe laughs and pulls you closer to him. His soft lips hit your neck and you let out a soft moan. His lips curl into a smile against your skin as he continues kissing your neck. He reaches your sweet spot and you can't help but let out a loud moan. He kisses up your neck, to your ear and brushes his lips along it, sending shivers down your spine.
"You know..now we're married.." He whispers seductively into your ear. Goose bumps rise on your skin as his breath continues hitting your neck. You smirk and turn around in his arms so your facing him. You straddle his waist and lean your forehead against his.
"I love you so much" He tells you. You smile and pull him closer to you.
"I love you too" You whisper right before his lips connect with yours. He kisses you softly but you need more. You place your hands on the back of his head and pull him even closer to you, deepening the kiss. His chest is pressing against yours and you can feel the heat radiating off your bodies. You feel his hands run up your back and reach for the zip off your wedding dress. You pull away from the kiss.
"Joseph.." He grins at you.
"Yes?"
"Arn't we going to at least wait until we get to the hotel?" You ask with a bit of a giggle. He pouts making you laugh.
"I guess.." You roll your eyes jokingly and press your lips back to his. You kiss him softly but then he pulls away.
"I thought you said-"
"I never said we had to stop kissing" He smirks and smashes his lips back to yours. He immediately slips his tongue into your mouth and you moan into his. His hands run up and down your sides turning you on even more. All you can think about is getting to the hotel, getting out of your wedding dress and enjoying your wedding night, with the man you love. You pull away from the kiss, out of breath and burry your face into his neck. His lips move to your ear and gently nibble along it, causing you to let out another loud moan. You can feel him smile as he starts to kiss down your neck, not missing an inch of skin. You gasp as he reaches your sweet spot.
"Baby?" He asks you out breath.
"Yeah?"
"I love you" You smile at the sound of those three words. You know your never, ever going to get sick of hearing them.
"I love you too Joseph"
"Baby?" He asks once again. You laugh and pull your head out of the crook of his neck. You smile as you stare deeply into his eyes.
"Yes?"
"It turns me on so much when you call me Joseph" You smirk.
"Well I better keep calling you that then..I have to get you in the mood for tonight.." You say bitting your bottom lip and running your finger seductively up and down his chest. He lets out a soft moan and you can't help but smile. You press your lips back to his and kiss him with all the passion in the world. You run your fingers through his soft hair and he slips his tongue into your mouth. You can feel him becoming extremely hard under you, but this just turns you on even more. His hands remove themselves from your waist and rest on your tummy. He smiles into the kiss as they begin to work there way up getting closer to you chest. Your hands move from his hair, to his neck, down his chest and finally resting around his waist. He pulls away from your lips, gently tugging on the bottom one making you moan. He smirks at you before re-connecting your lips. His hands reach your breasts and he gently squeezes them through your dress. You moan into his mouth and run your hands up the back of his white button down shirt. You feel his soft, smooth skin against your fingers and it just sends a chill down your spine.
"Mr and Mrs Jonas?"
You both pull away and turn to the front of the limousine. It was the driver, who was blocked out by the black out board.
"Yes?"
Joe asks, still slightly out of breath. You smile and rest your head on his chest.
"We're at the hotel."

The rest; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5I_mx5ImsU

She looks like a high fashion model. I'm not a big fan of hers but she looks gorgeous and uniquely fashionable. You guys have no tolerance to different types of clothing from what you guys see in the general media.

i pity you.

dude...i srsly think she is a lesbo, no joke. i think demi is bi. and wtf...Nick a stripper!? HAH--i wish!

There's no need my life is good:) A lot of people like her style fyi.

'Selena and the Scene'? wow...
the Joe Jonas chocolate convo is more interesting than Selena's whole life.

HAHAHA RYTEEEEEE I LOVE SEL G BUT I BRATHER TALK BOUT JONAS...AND DIS CONVO IS FUNNI...YUMMM ALL 3 WRESTLING IN WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOCOLATE!!..PRACTICALLY NAKED!! UGHHH THAT IS JUST..MAKES U TURNED ON! HAHHAHAH...OH YEA JOE.NICK.KEVIN I WOULD PAY SOOO MUCH!!! GAHHHH KK DIS IS OCEANUP JONAS SPILL TYME! LET GO ALL YA DIRTY JONAS THOUGHS....NOW!

we'd have to drug Nick in order to get him naked.
I'll volunteer on undressing him :)

those make me depressed. D:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1314561/selena-gomez-teen-cho...
This was my favorite Red Carpet outfit!

im not a hater but selena sucks at singing.. i think she should stick to acting, she's an natural at acting but her singing is completely FLAT.

random talk on naked joe jonas...rofl

Selena prob has a dick

I'd eat icecream off of Joe's body.

i wonder what it would take for nick to jump out of my 16th bdday cake and strip for us HMMM..

I love how no one is talking about selena

Joe Jonas naked, covered in chocolate is way more interesting ;)

Oh and that honeymoon story thing SO FREAKING HOT!

this album cover would be better if had naked joe jonas covered with chocolate.

hell man, he's so fucking hot, I'd eat shit off of his body!!!! damn! y'all are getting me horny!

It's called Oceanup...Haha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE JONAS!!!! frm malaysia, it's already the 15th here :D how does it feel being 20?

i have a weird fetish for Joe's stomach...

I'm naked and covered in chocolate. I feel sticky...

That would help it sell more copies too!

I'm really,really craving some Joe Jonas...

JONAS FANS!!!!

SIGN THIS PETITION!!! THE JONAS BROTHERS MUST RECORD
'MY HEART WILL GO ON' THE FULL VERSION!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzic9K5FnaQ

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN!!! AND SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

WE'VE GOT TO GET JB TO SEE THIS!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he wears a lot of short tshirts so it shows a lot lmao
he's kinda skinny though, but i love him

WOOOOAHHHHH HONEYMOON STORYY WOAHHH SHITTT TURNS U ON! OMJ LYKE HELL YEAAAA ID DRINK DERE BATHWATA!!!

i know i'd buy it just to stare at it

we'd have to drug Nick in order to get him naked.
I'll volunteer on undressing him :)
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we can drug all 3 of them and i'll undress the chocolate covered joe jonas :) yummmm

you know, you were just about to be added to my OceanUP hitlist, but after that comment i guess you're alright XD

Listening to Taylor Swift-Forever and Always awesome song,huh?jk

lol who else is on the hitlist?
(please say meli, claire, and demetria lovato!)

HAY GIRLIES WHO WANTS TO LICK CHOCOLATE OFF OF MY BODY?

he's gotta sex line and a happy trail

yes yes they are on it as well.
(:

we're gonna tie you up first, m'kay joe bb?

OHHHHH HAY "JOE JONAS" (FAKE) I WANT 2!!! BETTA OFF I WANNA LICK IT OFF YA DICK!:)...AND WHOLEEE BODDII!!!

IM SO FUCKING SEXY WHEN IM NEKKID I NEED TONGUES ON ME STAT

mimi is on the top of mine...
*cocks rifle*

ugh. meli is fucking ANNOYING

OMG JOE o___o

OH YES HE DOES GATTA SEX LINE AND HAPPY TRAIL...I SEEN IT! AND I GOT PRROF HAHAH NO RLLLLY!!!

Meli is cool I love her. Miss her haven't talked to her in forever.

Aaah Selena looks beaut! As always.
I'm so excited for her album...
:)

TIE ME UP STRAP ME DOWN I DONT GIVE A SHIT JUST LICK MEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dH2O9Xeam0

lmfao

No she's not she's nice..

Everybody name the people on oceanup who annoy you the most. GO

haha oh man...i so wish you were the real joe jonas now

TO: FAKE JOE JONAS:

U R FUCKING SEXXI WHEN NAKED...I SHOULD KNO...I WILL PUT MY TOUNGE ON U!!=) KK HOW DOES DAT MAKE U FEEL JOSEPH?

chocolate... That's..interesting. This conversation is not strange at all.

meli is seriously fucking annoying.
kelsy is delusional, but sane.
claire is fucking crazy.
and demetria lovato, nuff said.

SO DO I!!! HE TEASTES EVEN MORE AND IT RLLY ISNT EVEN MA BABBI GRRRR WHYYYYY HAHAHHA

THAT MAKES ME FEEL TINGLY INSIDE AND ON MY MANLY PARTS WHEN U LICK MEEE

joe jonas FUCK ME NOW

Demetria lovato,Jackie,and Mandy!(but not that much)

Whoaa you fans have quite an imagination. Well, have fun all! I know I did!

meli, mimi, Mandy, Jonas 4 Canada

jackie,kelsey,mandy,demetria lovato,claire

I'm hungry for Joseph Jonas.
Happy Birthday bb, want your present now or later?
Make that now, it can't wait for later.

haha, I can use my imagionation ;)

Can I lick it off your dick?

JOEEEEEEE OMG.

im gonna tie you up good boy...

I'm hungry for Joseph Jonas.
Happy Birthday bb, want your present now or later?
Make that now, it can't wait for later.

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I AM SO FUCKING HORNY

Everybody name the people on oceanup who annoy you the most. GO
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Demetria Lovato. :I She's irritating as heck!
And those people who defend the person they support no matter WHAT. (Sorry to bring Miley into this) Like, when Miley dresses showing a LOT of skin(like teen choice), some Miley fans would be like "OMG! SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!AND SHE'S GROWING UP!! MILEY FTW!!! YOU ROCK!" No I don't hate Miley, but some of her fans are just plain weird.
And those Niley freaks that are like "OMJ! NILEY IS TOTALLY MEANT TO BE!!! THEY'RE GOING TO MARRY EACH OTHER AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!!!!! ♥NILEY FOREVAAA"
..Yeah.

I am jealous for the chick that will soon get to take off Joe's purity ring.

OKAY

*FUKFUCKFUCKHUMPFUCKMOAN*

Taylor don't you have some cats to go rape?
Yeah, thought so.
You blew your chance, let us have him.

Everybody name the people on oceanup who annoy you the most. GO
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Demetria Lovato. :I She's irritating as heck!
And those people who defend the person they support no matter WHAT. (Sorry to bring Miley into this) Like, when Miley dresses showing a LOT of skin(like teen choice), some Miley fans would be like "OMG! SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!AND SHE'S GROWING UP!! MILEY FTW!!! YOU ROCK!" No I don't hate Miley, but some of her fans are just plain weird.
And those Niley freaks that are like "OMJ! NILEY IS TOTALLY MEANT TO BE!!! THEY'RE GOING TO MARRY EACH OTHER AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!!!!! ♥NILEY FOREVAAA"
..Yeah.

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some niley fans freak me the hell out.
-runs and hides-

JOE FUCKING JONAS. OMJ.

what happened to the delusional demi fangirl lauren?

HOLY CRAP GIRLS DERE IS A PART 2 TO DAT HONEY MOON!!!!!!!!

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