Nick Jonas PRESIDENTIAL PITCHER

http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=8429&fid=34067

this would make a good "bitch plz, i'm nick jonas" picture.

musclesssssss <3

Alexa Chung is an intolerable human being. Nick is cute though.

heres the full verison of naturally :)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGlpBQrhjhg
just bring up another window and search for the backgroung music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjsfb1bzgIs it works perfectly!

i was the one who yelled out "YANKEES"
yeahh be jealouss hahaha

Anonymous said:

Alexa Chung is an intolerable human being. Nick is cute though.

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if you dont mind me asking, how!?

i love her. but nick is delish.

oops sorry!
heres the full verison :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGlpBQrhjhg

just bring up another window and search for the backgroung music
it works perfectly!

lol his facial expression.

i wish i was drinking diet coke and eating milk duds/popcorn and watching a movie with him.

i dont know how much watching would be going on though ;)

^ LUCKY BITCH.
i need to meet the Jonas Brothers befor i die.<3

Oh damn. Hot.

Mhm,, I love his facial expressions. :D

haha wow.
i love nick bahha(:

Did anyone else see Shanna in the audience or am I just imagining things?

That's so cute!

He has really nice skin. It looks soft, I wanna touch it.

Yup! Nick likes playing with balls....he just loves them! LOL

OMG Milk Duds FTW!

omg Selena should totally be his first lady when he becomes Mr.President

Oh my gosh. His face when he took his jacket off and all the girls screamed was priceless.

haha!
"i just freaked out cuz I saw myself in a mirror i didnt know was there"
:) i love nick having a twitter. he's just so much more random!

adorable

MAN. nick is like sex walking on legs.

He looks better without the jacket on.

The jacket looks a little girly.

We finally got to see more sides of Nick! He wouldn't do this kind of things when he's with JB because Joe would upstage him. Go baby!

i dreamed of him last night, its so weird. I'm not even a fan of him.

He has such a nice figure it makes me want to hit the gym. :P

I thought I saw her, but then I was like, "Nah...can't be..."

Uh, I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE his tweets. Freaking out at mirrors, Popcorn and milk duds FTW. <33 :D

Led Zep fan xoxo said:

I thought I saw her, but then I was like, "Nah...can't be..."
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She was there. She said so on her twitter.

boo, I can't see the other pictures.

omfg, you're such a hottie!!

I was there.. It was amazing I was standing with papa J :) and when nick took off the jacket you shouldve heard the screaming.. Lol he's like oh god the girls..

Gosh he loves to tease us fans.

She was there.
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Of course she was.

To anyone, is the song on my profile autoplaying?

i love that he has his own twitter now. ha his random tweet about getting scared of his own reflection made me laugh. i also love his muscles :)) hahahahah

wonder what movie hes watching?

I've been trying to find out who Nick looks like in the main pic. And I finally figured it out:

Mark Wahlberg.

He is single but not ready to mingle so don't make up any stories about him dating anyone.

yeah, I know I know. when he took his jacket I will breathless and priceless

omg Selena should totally be his first lady when he becomes Mr.President-Shut up Selena. Go back crawling to mommy's armpits

Nicky rocks!
Love JB.

Don't get me wrong I love Nick, but I kinda miss all of the Jonas Brothers together. It's just weird seeing Nick by himself at interviews and shows :l

Poor Kevin Jonas will be a hasbeen after JB ends.

Is Joe gonna go to college?

Goldengal11 said:

I've been trying to find out who Nick looks like in the main pic. And I finally figured it out:

Mark Wahlberg.
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http://scampbell.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mark-wahlberg.jpg

am i the only one that likes that Nick isnt really wearing tight jeans anymore..
hes wearing like normal somewhat baggy jeans?

hey guys, It's me. Nick! Wow, I was freaking out when Oceanup post about me! :p

mmm, I looooove Nick's jeans. and the mirror tweet was so. random. SO. RANDOM. I love it.

he has thunder thighs

Anonymous said:

Is Joe gonna go to college?
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If he does, he shouldn't say. Haha! Especially since most of his fans will be going to college in a few years to come.

Anonymous said:

Goldengal11 said:

I've been trying to find out who Nick looks like in the main pic. And I finally figured it out:

Mark Wahlberg.
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http://scampbell.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mark-wahlberg.jpg
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HA!

Nick said:

hey guys, It's me. Nick! Wow, I was freaking out when Oceanup post about me! :p
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yeah i believe that you are nick -.-

hey guys, It's me. Nick! Wow, I was freaking out when Oceanup post about me! :p

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if u haven't noticed. This website always post about you.

SOOO CUTE NICHOLAS LOVE YA MORE THAN ANYONE.. seriously

SOOO CUTE NICHOLAS LOVE YA MORE THAN ANYONE.. seriously

Stevi said:

am i the only one that likes that Nick isnt really wearing tight jeans anymore..
hes wearing like normal somewhat baggy jeans?
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Nope! I was waiting for JB to drop the skinny jeans look for the longest.

who cares? Miley is still the biggest disney whore

he's got a cute butt.

nuff said

SOOO CUTE NICHOLAS LOVE YA MORE THAN ANYONE.. seriously

-Thanks

Damn daddy! OHH! ;D

Nick Jonas is hot as fuck.

MAN. nick is like sex walking on legs.

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Yum! :) He is. ;D

There is a bigger chance of the world cracking all over 2012 style than of Nicholas Jonas ever making it near the Presidency.

eww selena would never do something like that. what a slut

the preview of Conspiracy Theory was freakin AMAZING!! I cant wait for listen it completely Im so proud of him :)

If that isn't the definition of hot then I don't what is. x]

Hey, batta-batta! Hey, batta-batta swing!

I still think he'd do a better job than Bush for what that's worth

demi lovato going to party

why you got scared nick bad hair day???

Yeah, but that Cyrus chick is incredibly hated on and her staying power still remains in doubt.

the preview of Conspiracy Theory was freakin AMAZING!! I cant wait for listen it completely Im so proud of him
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anyone have the lyrics to the song????

if he's a president then he will banned 'sex before marriage' and 'purity rings' shit would be compulsary.

DONT VOTE FOR HIM

lmfao at the title.

if he's a president then he will banned 'sex before marriage' and 'purity rings' shit would be compulsary.

DONT VOTE FOR HIM

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I pity you.

Angela. said:

If that isn't the definition of hot then I don't what is. x]

Hey, batta-batta! Hey, batta-batta swing!

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Definition of Nick Jonas:

the definition of orgamsically hott.
nick jonas, yessss, SOO hott.

from urban dictionary

I think "pitcher" is a code for Selena Gomez. Go NELENA!!!!

who cares? Miley is still the biggest disney whore

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Stop being so jelouse selena because miley has staying power and you don't.

MIley is beautiful,talented and one hell of a body. she is stunningly beautiful. she has the best body,face,talent of all disney girls, and the public has spoken, she getting bigger and bigger.

kevin should have been doing these kinds of interviews after he got engaged. nick is killing him in the pr area

I still think he'd do a better job than Bush for what that's worth
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Well that's not saying much.

Conspiracy Theory

Better that you didn't know
Better that we didn't choke
That's right
All we need's a little ...
Throw ...

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Gonna make you shake
No hittin' the brakes
No time to waste now

miley = disney hoe

Definition of Nick Jonas:

the definition of orgamsically hott.
nick jonas, yessss, SOO hott.

from urban dictionary

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I would love to put that on his Wikipedia page. But I respect him. Darn. x]

We all know miley will be his first lady why denied it. Thank god miley has a good heart and is always looking out for people. She will be a great first lady, she has the making of one. she gets people attention for everything. Even if she drinks diet coke or pepsi is huge with miley, i bet she can get a lot of people to vote for nick.

kevin should have been doing these kinds of interviews after he got engaged. nick is killing him in the pr area
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Nick is always better than him in everything.

Better PR
Better guitarists
Better drummer
Better singer
Better songwriter
Better taste in girls

I love Nick but that did make me lol. I have a feeling JB are really, really politically conservative. Not trying to offend anyone, but that's not my cup of tea. He would only get my vote for being hot, not because I think he'd be a great prez. Didn't he say in an interview he had no intention of running for senator or governor, and was going to go straight to president? Riiiight, Nick.

miley = disney hoe
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selena stop ok! miley will always be better than you.

We all know miley will be his first lady why denied it. Thank god miley has a good heart and is always looking out for people. She will be a great first lady, she has the making of one. she gets people attention for everything. Even if she drinks diet coke or pepsi is huge with miley, i bet she can get a lot of people to vote for nick.

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no slutty first lady please. Selena is classier and doesn't hump air on stage while wearing a black panty

lol he is so ugly

Taylor Swift is better than slutty cyrus.

FACT.

hahaha awww
he's so funny now lol I LOVE HIS SENSE OF HUMOR!!

and i love when he played a game with kim and chloe heheh xD

I will never vote for nick he lies to much. He will be like bush. He will be i try weed but didn't inhale lol.

He not very pro approach and he is not honest to fans, i don't think i will vote for him. He lies and repeat everything over and over and let people manipulated him.

NOw miley i will vote. she seems very go getter and honest and to the point of what she like and don't like, and how she wants things done.

lol he is so ugly

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of course we know you are.

I think "pitcher" is a code for Selena Gomez. Go NELENA!!!!

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STFU Selena.

OPINION =/= FACT

;)

Well, at least if he rambled on about "evil doers," choked on a pretzel, and allowed water boarding, he'd be super hot in candids while doing it??? Silver lining, people!!

Socks with open-toed shoes? Did this bitch dress in the dark?

Does he really think he can be president? I guess it's possible.

lol at the hater!!
hahahahhah xD don't give them attention lovers ;) they want that and they want everyone to fight.

oohh trolls.
its the last year of 2009 when will you guys ever change?

Hey CCC!

Angela

I had that phrase stuck in my head while i watched the video. NGL i rewound a couple of times. 4 throws were not enough for me.

I'm here to promote. x]

http://loldisney.tumblr.com/

Nick lose his virginity to Kim Kardashian

and it was the best 30 seconds of her life!!!

omj Nick naked!!!

I had that phrase stuck in my head while i watched the video. NGL i rewound a couple of times. 4 throws were not enough for me.

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Heehee. :D

We all know miley will be his first lady why denied it. Thank god miley has a good heart and is always looking out for people. She will be a great first lady, she has the making of one. she gets people attention for everything. Even if she drinks diet coke or pepsi is huge with miley, i bet she can get a lot of people to vote for nick.

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no slutty first lady please. Selena is classier and doesn't hump air on stage while wearing a black panty
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NO, MIley will be a better first lady nobody cares about selena, also miley makes more of a difference than selena.

That funny because selena wears all of miley's style after miley already wore the style, selena looks up to miley she had said it before when she was trying to get famous from miley's name.

You see her video of selena face splatter all over you see the black outfit miley how down throwdown white dress on wonder world tour. short short i guess you didn't see selena wearing them on her chat and they were shorter than miley's.

Miley will be better first lady she actually speaks her mind and selena is a robot who acts nice.

I think "pitcher" is a code for Selena Gomez. Go NELENA!!!!

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STFU Selena.

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oh shut the fuck up. i hope you realize that she's over him so .. STFU nelena fan.

Jackie, STFU!

Miley will be better first lady she actually speaks her mind and selena is a robot who acts nice.

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lmao shut up mimi, miley will rule the country with her sluttyness if she becomes first lady. every woman in america will end up wearing spandex shorts when they go to work.

just...no. just stop with your delusionalness.

he is still dating Selena? lol

seriously i would soooo tap that.<3

I think "pitcher" is a code for Selena Gomez. Go NELENA!!!!

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STFU Selena.

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oh shut the fuck up. i hope you realize that she's over him so .. STFU nelena fan

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True. I love Nelena. True love.

We all know miley will be his first lady why denied it. Thank god miley has a good heart and is always looking out for people. She will be a great first lady, she has the making of one. she gets people attention for everything. Even if she drinks diet coke or pepsi is huge with miley, i bet she can get a lot of people to vote for nick.

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no slutty first lady please. Selena is classier and doesn't hump air on stage while wearing a black panty

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Miley hump in the air it is call hiphop dancing lol. At least she don't go down on a guys body like selena with her guitarist showing her ass on him and going down.

Damn Boy! You look amazing!

Miley hump in the air it is call hiphop dancing lol. At least she don't go down on a guys body like selena with her guitarist showing her ass on him and going down.

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i hope you realize that miley actually grinds/air humps her dancer instead. and how can she show her ass when he's turned the other way, mimi?

seriously i would soooo tap that.<3

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id top it first ;)

Woman names Children Kevin,Joe&Nick.

http://gossipfasho.wordpress.com/2009/12/08/woman-names-children-kevin-j...

Ew, he has droppy nipples like Kevin

i mean tap. haha

Angela and CCC,
Your tumblrs are so funny.
The old man one x] - Rofl.

Miley fans/haters and Selena fans/haters just shut the fuck up and talk about Nick. Good God.

how is this presidential? sometime oceanup titles don't make any sense

Dec 8, 2009 @ 09:08 pm
Anonymous said:

I think "pitcher" is a code for Selena Gomez. Go NELENA!!!!

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STFU Selena.

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oh shut the fuck up. i hope you realize that she's over him so .. STFU nelena fan

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True. I love Nelena. True love
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There is nothing romantic about nelena are you all smoking crack or something nothing. Selena is probably dating that ugly guy jonathan. she all up in his ass all the time like she was with nick when she was dating him. She keeping quiet because he way older than her but she is in all of his concert all the time and the last time she did that she was dating certain someone. selena is a groupie lol.

I almost feel bad for thinking he's adorable, but then I realize I'm almost a decade younger than Kim K. and that justifies it in my mind... I don't want to jump him, I just want to pinch his cheeks and boing his curls. Yes, boing is a word.

you jealous? lol

nelena sounds like fuck

There is nothing romantic about nelena are you all smoking crack or something nothing. Selena is probably dating that ugly guy jonathan. she all up in his ass all the time like she was with nick when she was dating him. She keeping quiet because he way older than her but she is in all of his concert all the time and the last time she did that she was dating certain someone. selena is a groupie lol.

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MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP MIMI.

he is still dating Selena? lol
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LoL! If this was a serious question, which I doubt..I would say:

No, They went out in feb of 2008 split in October, got back together in November and brokeup for good in January of 2009 and the media found out in Feb around valentines day.

God I can't believe I know these things Hahahaha! thats what I get when I prcrastinate on school work.

im so in love with you!! :)

miley fans are insecure little bitches

Miley hump in the air it is call hiphop dancing lol. At least she don't go down on a guys body like selena with her guitarist showing her ass on him and going down.

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i hope you realize that miley actually grinds/air humps her dancer instead. and how can she show her ass when he's turned the other way, mimi?
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Her dancer is gay, and she is hip hop dancing. She probably really close to him, she always hanging out with him. she feels safe with him.

nelena sounds like fuck

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stfu miley!

am i the only one who saw kim kardashian blushing when alexa asked if they already met each other? haha
its sooooooooo funny.

There is nothing romantic about nelena are you all smoking crack or something nothing. Selena is probably dating that ugly guy jonathan. she all up in his ass all the time like she was with nick when she was dating him. She keeping quiet because he way older than her but she is in all of his concert all the time and the last time she did that she was dating certain someone. selena is a groupie lol.

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MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP MIMI.
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Who the fuck is mimi??? am not mimi???

DG Gangsta

I thought mine were kind of lame.

But I sent in a Miley one and hope they post it.

Dec 8 2009 7:17 PM EST
Timbaland Says Miley Cyrus Is The 'Female Justin Timberlake'
'That girl can sing so good,' super-producer says of their collaboration on Shock Value II.
By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Shaheem Reid

When Timbaland hooked up with Miley Cyrus for the track "We Belong to the Music," from his album Shock Value II, the super-producer was thoroughly impressed with the "Hannah Montana" star. He thinks she'll be able to make a smooth transition from teenybopper to full-fledged pop star, like another guy he's worked with a time or two.

"I look at Miley as a female Justin Timberlake," he told MTV News. "The reason why I say that is her work ethics are incredible. That girl can sing so good that I was very impressed. I couldn't believe it. I'm like, 'This is Miley Cyrus? She's singing the song?' "

Timbaland said he and Cyrus sat for hours trying to get the song — which he says is about needing only the music and nothing else, — just right. "She went in and knocked it out. She killed it," he said. "She loved the song, so she killed it."

He's just hoping the 17-year-old will be given the creative freedom to make the leap into making more adult music. "When you go that [teenybopper] route, you can only be big in two places — either TV or music," he said. "And hers, unfortunately, is TV. So she's big at TV and music. She's got to build up to that."

But he has no doubt that she'll be able to bridge the gap.

"She gonna get there — watch," he said. "We developed a great relationship."

SELENA GOMEZ'S NEW VIDEO NATURALLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d53YpQ3LQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d53YpQ3LQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d53YpQ3LQ

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d53YpQ3LQ

Yeah, the fact that he dated and is severely paired on with that talentless whore will also make him ineligible for office. His opponents would just ridicule him with Hannah Montana crap.

nick jonas sucks!!! stop putting him on a pedestal

look what happened to TIGER WOODS and his perfect image. Not so perfect now.

so all you freaking nick jonas tweens need to get a life

Miley will be better first lady she actually speaks her mind and selena is a robot who acts nice.

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lmao shut up mimi, miley will rule the country with her sluttyness if she becomes first lady. every woman in america will end up wearing spandex shorts when they go to work.

just...no. just stop with your delusionalness
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who is mimi? my name is carmen. I think miley can be the first lady because she kind and she has a good heart. She takes action and always trying to do good things for the sick and the community. She cares and she only 17. Her spandex is for her stunts, just like athletic they have to wears thing for safety issues. She can't wear lose thing her life is at stake, she has to wear things that will not get stuck on the bike or when she flies, just like everyone who does stunts.

Yes, because Justin Timberlake is so the it thing right now...

lol it's not like miley dances like this

http://i44.tinypic.com/syxvo6.jpg

No, They went out in feb of 2008 split in October, got back together in November and brokeup for good in January of 2009 and the media found out in Feb around valentines day. --- NOP! Thet dated in Feb broke up in April dated again in July broke up in Oct dated again in Dec and broke for good in Jan! Nick needed breaks from her!

So THIS is how Miley stans learned to justify her sluttiness?

Oh, I see. OK, Whatever keeps them near that river in Egypt I guess.

Anyone notice Joe's gained wieght?

I was look through new pics of the jonas brothers in disneyworld and my mom came in and comment that the "Alladin Indian" one is in the chubby side. :(

who is mimi? my name is carmen. I think miley can be the first lady because she kind and she has a good heart. She takes action and always trying to do good things for the sick and the community. She cares and she only 17. Her spandex is for her stunts, just like athletic they have to wears thing for safety issues. She can't wear lose thing her life is at stake, she has to wear things that will not get stuck on the bike or when she flies, just like everyone who does stunts.

stfu mimi

NOP! Thet dated in Feb broke up in April dated again in July broke up in Oct dated again in Dec and broke for good in Jan! Nick needed breaks from her!

wow no you have no life

NOP! Thet dated in Feb broke up in April dated again in July broke up in Oct dated again in Dec and broke for good in Jan! Nick needed breaks from her!

as if you know this

nick jonas sucks!!! stop putting him on a pedestal

look what happened to TIGER WOODS and his perfect image. Not so perfect now.

so all you freaking nick jonas tweens need to get a life --- Nick treats girls like CRAP! ie Selena! He tried his crap with Miley again and Miley gave him the boot! Nick was PISSED cause no one dumps Nick J , he dumps you! Well Miley did and got Liam! Btw Nick is dating a WOMAN 5 yrs his senior, who had a long term relationship (5yrs) with a 22 yr old MAN! Thinks she's a virgin? She dances a S& M dance in Adam's video and at the AMA's with pride. NICK IS NOT PERFECT! HE IS THE BAD BOY JONAS! HE asked for the pics from Miley and never OWNED up when Miley took the heat! JUST WAIT UNTIL NOURTNEY IS EXPOSED! Watch & Learn! Nick will dump her, BUT Courtney will sell her story! WATCH & LEARN!

People seem to confuse muscle mass for fat. It's odd. I do think he's getting overly into this buffness thing, though. I'm not into beefy dudes

I have one question for nick is miley really as beautiful in person as in pictures. I heard she is more beautiful in person and pictures don't justify her beauty.

Nick is miley as beautiful in the pictures or more beautiful.

NOPE! Thet dated in Feb broke up in April dated again in July broke up in Oct dated again in Dec and broke for good in Jan! Nick needed breaks from her!

as if you know this --- YES I DO!!!!!!